The Phalanx Snow Rashguard is a high-performance grappling rashguard designed to keep you comfortable and protected during intense training sessions.$37
I cant wear white rashguards my nipples are too big
Relatable
I can't wear this because my nipples are too small
I wont wear this and my nipples are perfect.
Hot.
Speaking of hot, dont rub your eyes after using warming lube. Forgive any typos, Im currently limited to the use of one eye.
Will this make the brown belts like me?
Brownbelts dont like anyone. Were just objects they decide to play with until they get bored.
"I'm the snowman, because I got that snow, man" - Young Jeezy
Good luck with the coffee blood and pit stains
I love massive breasts
I will never be able to get the mustard and hot sauce stains out of this
Coffee blood is just coffee.
My buffalo wings will turn this into a piece of modern art.
Think about all white clothing is now named "snow color". Would black clothing be named "coal color"?
Theres a shade of gray, not black, called charcoal. Try again.
This fella trolls almost every comment. Puts a lot of thought and time into this message board and for that he is to be respected. I mean Dongs guy only posts Dongs, Buru is an unoriginal poser with her buru nyuuu, and this newer Snarf character is honestly horrible and probably terrible at jitz, but this guy! Verbose to say the least, freely throws his sharp wit around like well placed elbows, and always there to dazzle us with a little middle school humor. I pray that between the episodes My Name Is Earl and re reading all of tolkien’s masterpieces, this guy continues to saturate this board with his endless humor and expert trolling. Well done, well done. I am a fan and look forward daily to your newest tongue in cheek slanderings of these gender fluid characters.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Dont ever change you asshole of a bird.
This lowkey slaps
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Do better.
Perfect for under a white gi. Tempting!!
Would be ironically humorous if you wore it over a white gi.
No
Dont these mannequins know that it's rude to point?!
I straight up soil myself occasionally during rolls. I'll never get shit stains out of this garment.
I bet those nipples arent even real nipples. They're mannequin nipples.
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I suspected you were correct but wanted confirmation so i asked my priest. He asked who are you? And then i realized I dont have a priest because i was raised protestant. The answer is yes, mannequin nipples.
In the words of the wise philosopher Uncle Roger, “Why so white?”
Because Minnesota.
This is rashie is drippy, you f*ckers can't see that?
Its certainly leaky, runny, perhaps even soppy. Id wear it if one of my favorite pros did. Sadly i dont know any hookers that roll.
Waiting for the crow to tell me if i shouod buy this or not
I’m waiting for my neighbor’s labrador named Harvey to tell me what I should do next.
Not bad
Goodthen?
Dont get crazy
Not a virgin..
Mother, is that you?
10/10 for winning wet tshirt contest when hanging wit the boiz (in Khabibs hottub)
He can smesh my boy any day
It sounds as though Khabib (and his bois) could smesh any time. Only they’re pretty devout so im not sure how how well slap-and-tickle hijinks wouldnbe recieved in a Dagestani hot tub full of professional killers. Maybe if you were a bear or a goat.
Dongs
Fuckin ugly rashguard, we want another fanny pack
Try the dark web.
I stand corrected. You can find fanny packing right here on the regular web. Just turn SafeSearch off before you hit enter.
Schnarf! Schnarf!