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Finishers Green Raptor Rash Guard



is this a crypto shirt (best sponsor worth of Jon anikbot voice)   
12/21/2024 11:01:51 PM
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Scramble Senshu Short Sleeve Rash Guard



looks like a 2d cutaway of a glass of water. stay hydrated since we're ground sharks and shit  
12/19/2024 11:06:26 PM
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Nation Athletic "Dark Arts" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



what's with the goatse graphic
  
12/16/2024 11:09:40 PM
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Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts



dang u could be a FINISHER and complete the set in the same week. a new era has dawned on bjjhq  
12/14/2024 11:01:08 PM
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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard



I heard rashguards are full of microplastics that get absorbed by our skin. as such, you can only grapple men in a loincloth to ensure ancient tenets of healthy living   
12/13/2024 4:59:00 AM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



I Bought some of these about 2yr ago and they shrank so much they legit are at shin length  
12/11/2024 11:01:41 PM
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Tatami "Made in Japan" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I ain't wearing some recycled Pets to do free-range no gi  
12/10/2024 2:50:17 AM
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Progress Bengal Hybrid Shorts - Black/Green



these look like shit when I wear the green layer on the outside   
12/9/2024 2:49:43 AM
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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway




*sees 93brand describing Lego-man pants*  
12/7/2024 11:11:13 PM
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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard



looks like something the CEO of Nestlé would wear to absorb your bjj sweat and turn it into profit. Water is not a human right. Sweat is waste.
I am shark and swim in the sweat.  
12/6/2024 11:16:52 PM
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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers



ppl from the UK exist on beans 'n toast and canned fish that's still got skin and bones in it.

Well-rationed physiques should order 1-2 sizes larger
  
12/6/2024 2:38:26 AM
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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking



its 93brand do they shrink from stockings to toecovers?  
12/5/2024 2:21:58 AM
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Scramble "Indigo Camo" Grappling Shorts



idk why the oil check hole is on the front   
12/3/2024 11:09:26 PM
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Inverted Gear Comp Light BJJ Gi - Blue



blue gi is like wearing a blue shirt with khakis on a date   
12/2/2024 11:17:25 PM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2



is Christmas great again or are we still doing happy holidays with ugly sweaters
  
12/2/2024 1:57:12 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



haha shows sold out on the site but works in the NEW BJJHQ app. I got my soap at the cost of having to find my password and $25 Fiat currency. I hope I get rainbow warrior soap to match my unicorn gi and cute meerkatsu tights ;3

Smell ya later nerds  
12/1/2024 5:58:12 AM
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Inverted Gear Academy Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Get a head when youre face down, ass up at the panda academy  
11/25/2024 5:21:53 AM
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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Silicone waistband rashies are the best. Even if they look like this  
11/22/2024 11:48:56 PM
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Ground Game Valkyrie Spats



I will always choose slick legs instead of sweaty jackets  
11/22/2024 12:16:48 AM
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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Grey



Dear canadian residents, you may use my home address. Please forward all gis to me for proper disposal. I mean distribution  
11/20/2024 11:01:18 PM
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Nation Athletic "Rising Dragon" Shorts



Dragon ball clutcher is better than the lightning bolts  
11/19/2024 1:07:26 AM
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Tatami "Akuma" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Why is there a goatse face hiding there?  
11/17/2024 4:55:10 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats



Me laughing all the way to the bank with my Juice Paul money. Def not buying these tho  
11/16/2024 2:26:43 AM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard



BJJ peaked and declined, thanks a lot Gordon and leg lockers. Now the gi nerds are gonna have a resurgence  
11/14/2024 11:44:11 PM
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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



Tell me your zipper stories  
11/14/2024 12:30:12 AM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey



Would nut gotta wait until january tho  
11/12/2024 11:04:34 PM
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Parry "Tiger" Black Long Sleeve



That there tiger is nipping at my happy trail  
11/11/2024 11:02:10 PM
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Ground Game Tatakai Shorts



Fuck yeah, looking like a NES cartridge is my jam  
11/9/2024 11:00:28 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack



No free feet pics or 3XL models. Offensive  
11/9/2024 6:54:55 AM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Unbleached



Usa usa usa 🇺🇲  
11/6/2024 11:15:16 PM
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HQ Heel Hookin' Rash Guard



Absolutely haram  
11/4/2024 7:22:28 AM
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Tatami Akuma Shorts



2XL is 38" waist? Winter is coming  
11/3/2024 11:14:56 AM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



Remember that time the underwears got cursed  
11/2/2024 1:48:32 AM
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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard



Wtaf?  
10/22/2024 11:00:50 PM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Olive



Wtf runic symbology is in these strings  
10/21/2024 12:25:46 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral



Anytime i order womens only shorts show up. Help  
10/16/2024 6:40:58 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral



Those thighs dont save lives  
10/16/2024 2:21:25 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Came for free feet
Left defeated  
10/15/2024 6:28:37 AM
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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White



Wheres my A0H gang tho  
10/9/2024 12:47:24 AM
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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard



Sup midnight snackers, where my A5H thiccboiz at  
10/7/2024 11:01:14 PM
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Parry "Someone Talked" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I don't get it  
10/2/2024 12:42:19 AM
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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



Why do the sleeves look like Lego man arms?  
10/1/2024 7:02:05 AM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Navy



Good luck convincing me that something with a pearl weave pocket ismt going to shrink  
9/30/2024 5:09:56 AM
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Tatami "Strike Hard" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Strikes me hard, right in the griefbone  
9/25/2024 7:20:11 PM
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93brand Heather Fleeced Joggers



Theres no way my grass-fed, muscular cankles can fit in these.. Winter is coming and i gotta get thicc  
9/24/2024 2:51:05 AM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green



Not bacon  
9/21/2024 11:37:45 PM
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Fuji Bushido Flex Lite Shorts



I love bi shorts  
9/20/2024 12:01:57 AM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Black



Ngl this sounds like a recycled materials gi  
9/19/2024 12:46:54 AM
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Tatami Uncover Joggers - Navy



Bro can't even fit his hand inside the pocket. No pocket pool, im out  
9/18/2024 12:46:00 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black



I wouldnt be able to fit my forearm inside thhose tiny sleeves. Especially my shevcheko arm winkwink  
9/15/2024 11:05:20 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Rogres
Very sublime  
9/13/2024 11:00:25 PM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



Yall pussies deleting comments again? Grow up, this is your engagement metric  
9/13/2024 6:31:52 AM
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Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts



Imo she should sweep the leg  
9/11/2024 11:21:43 PM
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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi



C-Spec? Throwback to the homie  
9/10/2024 11:01:36 PM
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29Niku "Meathead" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I WANT IT BUT TOO POOR THX A LOT ROLLING DEALS

ABANDONMENT   
9/10/2024 12:07:06 AM
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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket



Would buy to sweat into after openmat so when i get frappe, they know mu pheromones mean business  
9/8/2024 11:13:56 PM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



Okay so PARRY has now surpassed Aesthetic for ugliest nogi gear  
9/8/2024 12:50:22 AM
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Fuji Jiu Jitsu Script Flex Lite Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



Cool ranger gear but no nip imma dip  
9/5/2024 11:58:21 PM
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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard



This Fujinishers skull stuff is kind of..  
9/3/2024 11:02:58 PM
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29Niku Meathead Sleeveless Rash Guard



This garish green colour is lovely  
9/2/2024 11:33:19 PM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Haha imagine wearing a gi to buttscoot. What year is it?  
8/30/2024 11:34:34 PM
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Fuji Battle Flex Lite Shorts - Black



Not sure if camo but im usually down for commie grey  
8/29/2024 11:04:35 PM
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Ground Game Valkyrie Spats



Love when my heroine sniffs my knee crease  
8/26/2024 11:22:05 PM
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Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard



Idk what kind of dinner Danaher could attend while wearing this - maybe a fight over the last chicken nuggie bbq dip  
8/24/2024 11:10:58 PM
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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi




I feel betrayed  
8/22/2024 11:04:13 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



93brand fleece joggers need to be studied ny scientists as they are in perpetual motion of shrinking  
8/21/2024 11:23:43 PM
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Yesgi Original BJJ Gi - Black



Zzz gi  
8/18/2024 11:04:02 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Midnight & French Navy



The fact that "French Navy" isnt a white flag is a marketing fail  
8/14/2024 11:01:11 PM
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Tatami "Akuma" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Looks like the bag i store my tent legs inside of  
8/12/2024 11:01:29 PM
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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Grey



Looks great but is a black triangle spmething we should be offended by in 2024  
8/12/2024 1:37:14 AM
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Fuji Shogun Heat Gear Shorts Black



Yo a nogi blackbelt for $35? Lets go?  
8/8/2024 11:09:17 PM
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Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo



Dear lord theyre shorts and underwear! No scissors needed!  
8/7/2024 1:38:33 AM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats



Id rather drink snake venom than wear this  
8/5/2024 11:03:56 PM
2 Comments
Ground Game Oldschool Long Sleeve Rash Guard




Still dont have scissors or underwear. Help.  
8/5/2024 12:30:02 AM
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Inverted Gear Academy Shorts



Ship to canada or frig off canada?  
8/3/2024 1:32:58 AM
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Ground Game Tatakai Shorts




Same vibe  
7/30/2024 11:21:31 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack



Some day we will get bjjhq jockstraps
Someday  
7/30/2024 1:18:41 AM
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Tatami Akuma Shorts



Idk what this art is supposed to be ?  
7/28/2024 11:02:35 PM
1 Comment
Continuous Flow Arm Bar-Bee Rash Guard



Lock in it tight bby :3  
7/23/2024 11:21:45 PM
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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Brian Ortega had a choice and i dont see it here  
7/21/2024 4:29:08 AM
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Progress The Academy Gi - White



A motto is supposed to be short but this progress became mansplaining  
7/20/2024 1:10:42 AM
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Fuji Shogun Heat Gear Spats - Navy



Clamdigger spats  
7/19/2024 1:21:08 AM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green



Engagement as dead as the dream of international shipment  
7/18/2024 7:17:43 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



As exciting as a Namajunas fight  
7/17/2024 1:07:24 AM
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Ground Game Yokai 2.0 Shorts



I'd wear some shit with the flintstones on it rather than this travesty of fashion  
7/16/2024 12:20:33 AM
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Progress Academy Plus Grey Rash Guard



They say the most advanced because they figured out how to fit their font size in the middle of the shirt  
7/15/2024 12:36:13 AM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black



Too basic to meme  
7/14/2024 1:10:03 AM
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Tatami Random 2pack Tees



10 terrible shirts for $20 would have been marginally acceptable  
7/12/2024 11:49:46 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Shorts



I like the pattern but im poor thanks alot WEF  
7/11/2024 12:44:06 AM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black



These will go great with my Flashdance soundtrack  
7/9/2024 11:56:30 PM
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Toro "Three Wolves" Short Sleeve Rash Guard




Wolf tickets  
7/7/2024 11:12:54 PM
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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard



Frumpy dad cat
:3  
7/6/2024 10:41:43 AM
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Fuji Lightweight BJJ Gi - Black



Still no scissors.
Cutting me deep.  
7/4/2024 11:06:48 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats




Came for scissors, left disappointed.

Damn it Xerxes  
7/3/2024 11:02:40 PM
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Toro "Ramen" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



This reposted rashie is worse than my reposts about pulling guard  
7/2/2024 1:20:33 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Shampoo bar sucks like pulling guard in the shower room  
7/1/2024 1:10:17 AM
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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard



Almost as trash as pulling guard in a fight  
6/30/2024 12:49:25 AM
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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral



Imagine wearing pajamas to a fight  
6/23/2024 1:08:07 AM
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Toro "Steamboat Willie" Rash Guard



Public domain art deserves better  
6/22/2024 1:24:36 AM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Red



Im not sure if this is toronto raptors early era, or perhaps no fear era  
6/14/2024 12:48:31 AM
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Continuous Flow Akiimura Rash Guard



Why is the bear covered in..white goo?

Nani?!  
6/12/2024 11:03:31 PM
0 Comments
Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black



I like my underwear layed for my comfort   
6/11/2024 11:00:59 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



If it was cheaper i would wear it inside out  
6/10/2024 11:03:05 PM
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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



This does not have knot knife defense  
6/5/2024 1:18:56 AM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Grey



You better take care of your underwears  
6/2/2024 11:51:40 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



Sad panda  
6/2/2024 5:13:21 AM
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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



If you dont like this then you dont like 4d cheese
Or was it chess  
6/1/2024 12:56:06 AM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



Is greasing the snake same as choking a chicken  
5/31/2024 12:02:44 AM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



If you sold a bag in a bag then we could save shipping and see less bags. Unless its summertime nogi bags if u know what im saying :3  
5/29/2024 11:05:14 PM
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Flow Alpine Pro 2.10 BJJ Gi - Blue



The inside out version is fire but idk how to decorate my helmet  
5/23/2024 1:27:35 AM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Can bjjhq plz put up a lounging kimono like sensai Segal would wear?
  
5/20/2024 2:17:47 AM
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Fuji Baseline Shorts - Black



Thongs, bongs, mountain dew, pizza hut, god emperor of dune
  
5/16/2024 11:02:21 PM
1 Comment
93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



Put a bag inside a bag so i dont have to pay double bag shipping for my single double bagged bag  
5/15/2024 11:51:21 PM
0 Comments
93brand Body Butchers Spats



Bodybutchers because 93brand is so tight its gonna pop off your limbs like a supermove from 1992s Time Killers  
5/14/2024 1:36:21 AM
0 Comments
Progress "Panther" Shorts - White



Contorsionist lighting spewing panther undies  
5/9/2024 11:59:57 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard



As the thick sheaves of grim flake off my body due to the penetration of my newly-arrived, long-ordered soap. The creatures lurking beneath my epidermal layer screech in horror as they see my resolve as i discard the abominable shampoo bar and decide to use rainbow warrior batch to sanitize my ragged skin.
uWu  
5/8/2024 11:10:28 PM
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Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard



Protest thru capitalism
For your comfort  
5/6/2024 11:01:32 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black



Pull my finger, bite my rind
uWu  
5/5/2024 11:14:49 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard




Screws r loose  
5/4/2024 11:05:15 PM
0 Comments
Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard



Looks like the bugs on my skin as i wait for my armbar soap from last season   
5/2/2024 5:44:14 AM
0 Comments
Progress M6 Mark 6 BJJ Gi - Peach



Whats with the grungy basement rhonda rousey  
4/30/2024 6:04:18 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack



Everyone looks so depressed at the prospect of having to take off the painted-on rashie  
4/29/2024 6:38:47 AM
0 Comments
Tatami ANIP Hoodie



Those skeletons got that uwu triangle locked in  
4/24/2024 11:17:22 PM
0 Comments
Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)



Whats with the gitmo photos   
4/23/2024 5:32:03 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



93 brand is 88 when overlapped
9 3=12
This material split is 88/12
Post 420 thoughts  
4/20/2024 11:59:16 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Need More Hugs"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee



The sumo guy looks like hes going to perform a firemans carry with a big hose  
4/20/2024 7:33:31 AM
0 Comments
Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White



Looks better covered in mustard stains and pit sweat when getting kicked out of the annual rattlesnake derby for demonstrating an anaconda choke on a fellow drunk patron  
4/18/2024 11:36:43 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



No elbows
Left disappointed  
4/16/2024 11:28:23 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "No Pain" Hoodie - Black



No mas  
4/14/2024 11:01:11 PM
0 Comments
"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ



Elbows too pointy  
4/14/2024 1:29:18 AM
0 Comments
Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats



Curious if i buy this soap will i get it at the same time as last order?  
4/12/2024 11:30:48 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue



Too clean, for i am not.
S ore
O r
A ggrieved
P oster  
4/11/2024 11:19:25 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition



The date was march 1st
The date was march 1st
The date was march 1st
Slooo
Oooo
Af
Processing  
4/8/2024 11:25:59 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black



Thats quite the British tan ol' Devil m8 got there. Not sure what grabbing a tiger by the toe has to do with it  
4/7/2024 11:01:41 PM
0 Comments
BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Le Clock specialist  
4/5/2024 11:05:49 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Burgundy



Sigh.. No soap, no flash  
4/4/2024 11:02:11 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts



My soap is lost in the matrix  
4/3/2024 1:43:55 AM
0 Comments
Rolling Society "Krispy Killer" Rash Guard



Okay wheres the tim hortens one for canucks  
4/1/2024 12:03:13 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Forever"/ "Grappling Supply" 2pack tee



These are the least worst tshirt designs ive seen in awhile. I have a tatami shirt and the collar died after 2 washes. Then it shrivelled into a box shaped napkin after repeatably being stretched by my enormous bicepts and muffin top  
3/31/2024 12:08:49 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts



My clogged pores burst as the flowers of filth emerge from my unwashed dermal layers  
3/30/2024 5:08:09 AM
0 Comments
93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black



S top
O ver
A dministrating
P osts


Had to quit bjj because i am crippled and decaying from ringworms and staphsssss  
3/28/2024 11:02:03 PM
0 Comments
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard



No soap, only filth  
3/28/2024 5:40:46 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



Im convinced they collect Gi dust and weave it into crappy shirts  
3/23/2024 4:19:13 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black



Does this fit manlet shinguards or lanklet shinguards  
3/20/2024 11:54:28 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



Xi Bjjiping sponsored post
Buy it now
Freedom fabrics  
3/19/2024 11:01:03 PM
0 Comments
Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



BJJHQ admin deleting my comments again. Prob loys of ppl deleted because the engagement on this niche website has nosedived  
3/19/2024 2:45:16 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Please ship my soap
all i have remaining is a shampoo bar and they taste terrible. What an awful trick  
3/17/2024 6:07:34 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Its 1993 at dusk and no one knows lance is juicy  
3/16/2024 11:05:39 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black



Her legs are
Oh  
3/13/2024 11:05:26 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



What does the armband mean bro  
3/12/2024 11:01:10 PM
0 Comments
Progress "Panther" Shorts - White



Looking TST
Thick solid tight
Looking forward to seeing your progress bro  
3/11/2024 11:03:58 PM
0 Comments
93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - White



Omg it comes with a green belt so now i can go to the class where i can win rolls  
3/11/2024 12:20:16 AM
0 Comments
Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Brb kids, smokes r on sale  
3/10/2024 8:16:27 AM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts



Not sure if im supposed to zig or zag  
3/9/2024 1:04:19 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



Why not put the dimensions at the top of the description instead of the bottom. And give me free stuff for my great idea thx  
3/7/2024 11:41:58 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



That Mauve belt is fire  
3/5/2024 1:17:47 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White



The demon head is rocking that GSP-era Jon Danaher hairline  
2/29/2024 11:19:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



If i buy a washable bag then it won't get the disgusting smell that makes me replace my stank bags  
2/23/2024 11:05:19 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black



Summer asphault motif  
2/22/2024 11:05:35 PM
0 Comments
Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard



A bunch of freak shape bodied purple belts that got promoted after winning the competitons i lost  
2/18/2024 11:02:09 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats



Spats no shorts, lightly. Gently. Freely.  
2/16/2024 11:06:45 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee



Skullz, demons, horns. Looks like a Mercyful Fate attempt  
2/14/2024 11:45:49 PM
0 Comments
Kureiji "Foot Lock Klan" Rash Guard



Idk whats happening in the middle much like BJJ. Seems legit  
2/12/2024 11:09:12 PM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey



Is this taupe  
2/11/2024 11:13:10 PM
0 Comments
93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



They r very sensitive on this garment for some reason  
2/11/2024 3:45:24 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard



This photo set is very bizarre  
2/10/2024 2:14:20 AM
0 Comments
Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag



The best part about mesh in the winter is having fresh snow to clean off my putrid sweat  
2/8/2024 11:04:39 PM
0 Comments
Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White



Looks like a nu metal album cover from summer 2002  
2/6/2024 1:37:47 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Hybrid Griffin" / "Need More Hugs" 2pack Tee




What it will look like when the elevator opens  
2/3/2024 11:18:58 PM
0 Comments
93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



I need sleep help me  
2/1/2024 11:10:36 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



Le plus magnifique  
1/31/2024 5:36:08 PM
0 Comments
BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Le weird  
1/29/2024 11:10:39 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition



I wear a housecoat as my spectator gi  
1/25/2024 2:56:52 PM
0 Comments
Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard



This looks like some shit that was in my high schools corkboard wall  
1/23/2024 11:03:32 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie



Ok whatever, ill try this hoodie as an after class sweat catcher  
1/20/2024 11:57:41 PM
0 Comments
93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black



I have never owned this bag but if i did it would be this color except i wear shoes when i travel  
1/18/2024 11:09:35 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Matrix" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I wish Phalanx would put the elastic waistband in their stuff  
1/16/2024 11:20:20 PM
0 Comments
93brand Gold Label V2 BJJ Gi



Not sure if denim or pajamas  
1/15/2024 3:06:37 AM
0 Comments
"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ



I went to bed early and im glad i didnt stay awake for.. This  
1/11/2024 3:07:58 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats



I found these small but my legs are chonkers at 165 so theres that. No elastic waistband was a drawback   
1/3/2024 11:24:16 PM
0 Comments
Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black



Elbows too pointy  
1/2/2024 11:11:33 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



Happy new year you filthy scoundrels  
12/31/2023 11:08:56 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



Gosh dang it I missed the hyperfly Gi again

ReeeeeeEeeeeeEeEEEEEEeeEee  
12/30/2023 4:03:53 AM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Too fat for medium, yall thicc mfers buy larges   
12/23/2023 11:36:28 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black



My bank account is inverted  
12/19/2023 1:53:02 AM
0 Comments
93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



Imagine posting all these pics and not having a bar of soap in the bag
But srsly, when is soap deal again?  
12/18/2023 4:36:13 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats



Showing up to NYE parties in these bad boys  
12/13/2023 11:22:14 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Sugar Skull Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Blue



Skulls for the skull throne  
12/12/2023 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black



I need the sweat pants i tuck into my socks so ppl think I wrestle  
12/8/2023 11:44:59 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Dark Navy



Lats guy returns!  
12/1/2023 11:00:38 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats



That waistband is not buru nyuu worthy  
11/30/2023 11:23:18 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black



That panda aint gonna fit the cake on this bear bod  
11/29/2023 11:29:12 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I hate winter however my muffin top is in seasonal bloom  
11/29/2023 6:23:03 AM
0 Comments
93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



Are these mats good cushions for pushin if.you know what i mean?   
11/26/2023 11:39:47 PM
0 Comments
The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee



Did our Buru Nyuu fandom get deleted? :(
Top 10 anime betrayals by the mods  
11/26/2023 3:51:03 PM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White



Need fat burners so I can stop being thicc af  
11/24/2023 8:19:51 AM
0 Comments
Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard



My wallet is frozen like Elsa  
11/22/2023 11:08:46 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPTX Shorts



Beam me outta here Scotty. My gear drawer looks like a phalanx warehouse  
11/21/2023 11:08:15 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White



Fake Giblert Burns here trying to sell me a tatami purse  
11/20/2023 11:19:48 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



This looks like something the annoying guy from Mythbusters wpuld wear in 2004  
11/18/2023 11:01:15 PM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White



Says Flow so much that i gotta go pee  
11/18/2023 2:13:44 AM
0 Comments
29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard



Need matching shorts plz  
11/16/2023 11:02:19 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts



Skulls for the skull throne  
11/14/2023 11:08:58 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Strike hard, strike fast? Wrong sport. Im laying prone trying to grab your wrist like youre taking my last eggroll at a buffet  
11/13/2023 11:19:50 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black



That Fuji globe ripoff is hilarious  
11/10/2023 3:57:39 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)



Velcro and hang dry only? Sadge as they say  
11/8/2023 2:45:22 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



Toothpaste color is best for smothers  
11/3/2023 11:50:26 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Its better than some Pony shit thats for sure  
11/2/2023 11:09:28 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts



Oh God theres a rashguard too? This is going to haunt us for the next 2 years   
11/2/2023 3:52:35 AM
0 Comments
93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Dracula and Joe Rogan are both 5'4" who knew  
10/31/2023 11:24:43 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Polka Panda Spats - Black




Y?  
10/30/2023 11:21:42 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal



Those sleeves aint fitting my hog arms  
10/29/2023 11:20:50 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts



Tyson Furys vision when he got touched by Ngannou  
10/29/2023 12:45:49 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown



Fill mine with a barrage of macdonalds burgers. Hold the onions because my rashguard got that covered  
10/28/2023 1:06:06 AM
0 Comments
93brand Monsters Shorts



Frankenstein is a weight bully  
10/25/2023 11:15:20 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie



That front pocket looks wack  
10/24/2023 11:11:49 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Mid  
10/23/2023 11:00:53 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



A pre shrunk Gi? damn thats fire on its own  
10/22/2023 11:01:54 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts



Even comes in 2003 regular length to match the open mat playlist  
10/22/2023 7:06:01 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black



6 point? Sry i do sub only comps  
10/19/2023 11:02:26 PM
0 Comments
The Wristlock Co. "Legacy" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I love wristguards  
10/18/2023 11:18:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand Bad Grapplers Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Don't wound your inner warrior  
10/16/2023 11:22:33 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Ty for rolling deals BJJHQ but i realized im too fat for a1 and too short for a2 so now i can only buy nogi gear and bad tshirts  
10/15/2023 12:59:45 AM
0 Comments
Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi



Im in between fat and thicc, will there be a hyperfly gi for me   
10/14/2023 12:17:56 AM
0 Comments
Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Eye dios mio  
10/12/2023 11:02:29 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts



The scent of Orange Pekoe teabags wafts into your nostrils  
10/11/2023 11:00:57 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard



Paying tribute to the girl sounds like an onlyfans ad  
10/10/2023 11:02:51 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black



Im just here for the Tatami purse that comes with it  
10/9/2023 11:15:09 PM
0 Comments
Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition



Too close to a punisher skull for me lol  
10/7/2023 11:06:24 PM
0 Comments
Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts



Looks like wearing underwear on the outside of your camo shorts  
10/5/2023 3:35:37 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White



I hate when the geese are crossing the road and they make me late for work. But now i know i can make geese into gi's so my life has changed  
10/1/2023 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts



Would buy if it said bad dragon  
10/1/2023 10:30:37 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey



I guess october is coming so we get an influx of skullz/demons/unicorn gear  
9/28/2023 11:04:09 PM
0 Comments
93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Classic Blue



Has sleeves.. Disappointing  
9/28/2023 12:18:32 AM
0 Comments
Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard



Them bones picked a good place to stand stiff  
9/26/2023 11:03:30 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats



Idk its unique.. Not down with strings on my G tights tho  
9/25/2023 11:05:29 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black



Is the belt hanger for when you hit blue and quit?  
9/24/2023 11:38:02 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black



Who tf has calves that small other than jon jones?  
9/23/2023 11:01:15 PM
0 Comments
BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK




... Which one is the rare item?  
9/21/2023 11:07:52 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket



Perfect to pair with a sleeveless gi and shrunken 93brand fleece pants, with a pair of 93brand grappling underwear to flatten any bulge. Perfection  
9/20/2023 11:08:51 PM
0 Comments
93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi



This looks way better than i was expecting.. Them pants would never fit my glutes from the looks of these pics tho.. 2nd last pic is.. TST  
9/20/2023 1:00:12 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Damn ive waited for the matching rashie forever and its during the brokeass week..  
9/19/2023 12:07:49 AM
1 Comment
Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black




Ty for keeping jiu jitsu gay :3  
9/17/2023 3:10:33 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag



Youre my butterfly sugar baby  
9/15/2023 11:07:22 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts



Copped this on a snap buy because im too fat for my smol shorts  
9/14/2023 11:03:48 PM
0 Comments
Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard



Cringe  
9/13/2023 11:01:04 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats



Is the mens model just the womam model with a cgi bellybutton.. Or is the womens model the mens model with a high waistband..   
9/12/2023 11:07:54 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition



Dang that price is really good for a ninja gi  
9/10/2023 11:19:06 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



To modify a polygon so that it is inscribed in the destination rectangle exactly, pass the frame rectangle as the source  
9/10/2023 12:32:12 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers



Fffff i want them but my legs are chonky af and they are 100% cotton  
9/7/2023 11:03:20 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts



I got these before and they are awesome. The grey was a weird shade compared to this pic but w/e  
9/6/2023 11:02:43 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Lets Roll Light" Rash Guard - Vintage Yellow



Fake sweaty like buying mud in a can for your jeep. I love it  
9/5/2023 11:08:49 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



Ty BJJHQ for the rolling deals and presevering thru the site outages and almost selling out of varsity gis in one color. Unfortunately i didnt get a tatami bomber jacket for my aikido class but i did manage to snag a tatami gi. One day the streets will fear me  
9/4/2023 11:10:39 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black



Holy shit this Tatami greaser jacket should be our new legendary item to meme. Ponyboy never die!   
9/3/2023 11:54:33 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition



Whats up with the pants lol. Dong area contrast?  
9/1/2023 11:43:10 PM
0 Comments
"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ




That look when the 2 for 1 deal is pain and suffering  
8/31/2023 11:03:37 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard




Very smol. Not thick and jacket  
8/30/2023 2:20:27 AM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White



If it was fried chicken instead of feathers then i would be in  
8/28/2023 11:07:46 PM
0 Comments
Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts



Please provide feedback on this single leg defense pic  
8/27/2023 11:01:51 PM
0 Comments
93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



I bought these before and they shrank so much theyre like 2" above my ankles and people can see my shin bruises. The seat and waistband shrank so much that they are unwearable.. And that was before i got fat  
8/26/2023 11:05:45 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive



Legs that have never seen resistance training  
8/26/2023 4:23:33 PM
0 Comments
Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'



This is the only size gi that fits me after summer bbq season  
8/25/2023 12:11:21 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "No Pain" Tee - Black



If that handsign was the shocker then probably still no  
8/21/2023 11:12:39 PM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue



If the pants interior was the exterior, id be all over this compadre  
8/20/2023 11:04:59 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo Year of the Tiger Shorts



Is half sumo code word for muffin top  
8/19/2023 11:16:45 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black



Can i fit a doordash order in this  
8/16/2023 2:06:24 AM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard



Lol my comment got deleted.. A true rarity  
8/15/2023 12:17:02 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished



Ripstop is for betas  
8/13/2023 11:09:27 PM
1 Comment
93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts



These look tight af and makes me lol how the velcro is so low quality in the marketing pic that its falling apart  
8/12/2023 11:19:25 PM
0 Comments
"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ



My fav thing these days is watching mma leg lockers get their heads caved in. Old country way  
8/11/2023 12:04:09 AM
0 Comments
Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve




Abomination  
8/8/2023 4:46:40 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple



This is why they threw tea overboard  
8/5/2023 11:11:04 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



This looks like a yu gioh card  
8/2/2023 11:22:41 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Someone please get this for T Ferg so he can come back to Jits class  
7/30/2023 9:52:49 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



This might be cool if i was tall, young and skinny instead of short, fat and old  
7/27/2023 5:24:36 AM
0 Comments
The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee



I don't get it?  
7/23/2023 11:31:31 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I kind of dig this although it does remind me of a tire sidewall  
7/19/2023 11:17:20 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu Laser Beam Rash Guard



Brony gear is so 2018  
7/18/2023 11:51:24 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Fresh as a GSP haircut  
7/7/2023 11:11:22 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts



That demon has a blackbelts hairline  
7/5/2023 12:34:34 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Golem" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Pretty sick  
7/3/2023 11:47:57 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve



Who does the market research to determine bjj wants a cafe shirt? Baristas dont even roll  
6/25/2023 11:11:25 PM
0 Comments
"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ



How much weed was rolled when designing this shirt?  
6/23/2023 11:51:15 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



How tall is that dude in the pic? He looks smol, does this only fit A0 gang?  
6/21/2023 11:18:47 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy




Transport is the hardest part. I learned that in grade 9  
6/14/2023 11:11:35 PM
0 Comments
93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts



Looks like a phalanx rip off design tbh  
6/11/2023 11:14:58 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy



Looks like if a prison tattoo was done with a sharpie  
6/10/2023 11:01:08 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard



-1 buru nyuu ranking  
6/9/2023 12:03:43 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts



Jokes on them, my dong is already hidden  
6/6/2023 11:11:26 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Omega Backpack



How many copies of jiu jitsu university can i fit imto this book bag and will the expandable bottom fit my picture of helio  
6/4/2023 11:13:04 PM
0 Comments
Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)



A defective vital batch sounds like a trip to the icu  
6/3/2023 11:37:47 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard



How do i know when i will pay.import or nah ;/  
6/2/2023 11:06:48 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black



Today i am sad because i got nailed with an impirt fee for the first time ever :( spats were never my friend  
6/2/2023 2:53:21 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



*goes back to sleep*  
5/31/2023 11:25:02 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts



I love my Phalanx shorts. Only problem is having too many pairs of phalanx shorts  
5/29/2023 11:30:31 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



The Cornelius batch slaps fr. May you all caress your grubby hands with the purity of armbar soap  
5/27/2023 11:05:08 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



The coolest thing about this gi is  
5/25/2023 11:54:08 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard



Do they have palm trees in the UK or is this a blimey artists rendition  
5/24/2023 11:06:10 PM
0 Comments
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



Idk if they look uncomfortable or if the pictures make me uncomfortable  
5/15/2023 11:42:22 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag



Is this large enough to hold my post-comp salt pile?  
5/15/2023 12:32:04 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Model X - White



I like how it has an X-it only indicator at the oil check zone  
5/14/2023 8:48:34 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



I saw someone wear this irl once. They lost  
5/12/2023 11:07:16 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash



Phalanx, now in Virtual Boy edition. Speaking of virtual boy, the Waterworld game has the best music  
5/11/2023 11:02:16 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi



Dangggg I missed a preshrunk gi  
5/10/2023 11:12:35 AM
0 Comments
93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition



That dude needs to stop buying shorts and use the cash on a squat rack  
5/8/2023 11:06:51 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag



Damn y'all have a bathhouse at your gym? What haooens if i foeget my towel?  
5/7/2023 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple



Perfect for skipping leg day and butt scooting like Kron  
5/6/2023 11:01:27 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash




Is this stain resistant and good for wearing to a restaurant? Asking for a friend  
5/6/2023 1:13:46 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue




Looked like sambo uniform.. Turns out its 2012 BJJ uniform. Left disappointed   
5/5/2023 4:32:33 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats



Copped this for my gymnastics class lets go  
5/2/2023 11:03:19 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard



Would buy if it had claws om the cuffs  
5/1/2023 11:25:57 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag



Looks smol  
5/1/2023 12:14:20 AM
0 Comments
2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts



Im so confused by this product offering.. At least its relevant to summer weather?  
4/27/2023 11:08:03 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard



Gonna pass on this right meow  
4/26/2023 4:39:31 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard



Elastic waistband rashies are so good tbh  
4/25/2023 2:22:13 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



My bellyaching about missing hyperfly didnt post.. I appreciate bjjhq having the product line on RD tho  
4/23/2023 7:11:35 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy



Plz hyperfly gi or i will pretend to delete my account  
4/21/2023 11:54:28 PM
3 Comments
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)



That dude is 165? Her arms are like 2x the size of his  
4/19/2023 11:50:52 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard



Y he so angy  
4/19/2023 2:01:06 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Id rather sleep under my desk than wear this  
4/15/2023 11:58:10 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black



Team 2XL must have the most cringe wardrobe selection of black shirts but the easiest washload days  
4/15/2023 4:24:30 AM
0 Comments
"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ



I'm just here for the unwashed large male  
4/10/2023 11:22:41 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Gotham" Short-Sleeve Rashguard



If you got ham then you won't fit into 93brand gear  
4/9/2023 11:07:45 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



No easter rolling deals sigh  
4/9/2023 12:11:55 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



Should have a F on it instead of S  
4/8/2023 1:00:57 AM
0 Comments
Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)



Put your gi in it so it can be buried at sea. No gi is the future  
4/7/2023 1:21:09 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard



Worse than the seinfeld rashie  
4/5/2023 11:17:07 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts



Damn these are fuckin slick fam  
4/4/2023 11:05:07 PM
0 Comments
TORO "BLACK HAWK" SUPER SHORTS



Boring and bland.. Cant believe these got a buru nyuu. I guess the price point is adequate   
4/1/2023 12:13:48 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Looks like the inner liner of a pleather jacket from hot topic  
3/28/2023 5:40:08 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag



My current bag isnt stinky enough to replace. Is this bag large enough to fit shin pads? For those of us that like to bang bro  
3/26/2023 11:26:08 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue



2XL size inclusive for complainers  
3/25/2023 11:10:05 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



Hyperfly gi plz. I see them on rollmore.. I demand manlet sized hyperfly premium gi's  
3/25/2023 2:46:21 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral



These didnt even get a buru nyuu  
3/24/2023 3:32:38 AM
0 Comments
Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



Can anyone confiem if these pants are wack? Cuz these pics are uhh?  
3/22/2023 11:05:26 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



See yall tomorrow  
3/20/2023 1:01:33 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



Does it come filled with TapOut gear or nah?  
3/18/2023 11:34:50 PM
0 Comments
Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue



Thank goodness some blank space was left on these for sponsors  
3/17/2023 11:53:11 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Obsolete Gi



Hyperfly gi plzzz   
3/16/2023 11:12:12 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts



This dudes quads are so small theyre singles  
3/16/2023 12:51:22 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



If only it said dank king  
3/15/2023 7:52:45 AM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt



I could not find Japan Brazil on google map  
3/14/2023 12:46:13 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue



We demand Hyperfly Gi's  
3/13/2023 12:33:49 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



I'm holding out in hopes of hyperfly after seeing them on rolling deals eons ago  
3/11/2023 5:40:45 AM
0 Comments
Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts



Tbh i had a pair of fuji shorts (not these nascar ones) and they were pretty solid overall  
3/10/2023 12:25:37 AM
0 Comments
93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi



Need caterpiller width arms to fit them sleeves  
3/7/2023 11:52:32 PM
0 Comments
Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



When do we get Jon Jones diaper shorts? My muffin top needs it  
3/5/2023 12:47:24 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



X40 is the number if times ive not bought this  
3/3/2023 11:01:52 PM
0 Comments
Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag



I like that theres two pockets for both my white belts so i can switch between the sweaty one and dry one  
3/2/2023 11:18:10 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black



This is the least cringe Progress gear I've seen  
3/2/2023 9:44:27 AM
1 Comment
Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Does this come with the 3d glasses or are they sold separately  
2/28/2023 11:02:02 PM
0 Comments
93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition



This is lots of words about 93brand shorts but we shall never forget underweargate  
2/27/2023 11:02:50 PM
1 Comment
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Dang i was waiting for this color scheme but it shows up during a brokeass day fml  
2/26/2023 11:19:47 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White




uWu now i can finally match my fabulous grappling tights ;3
Buru nyuu  
2/23/2023 11:10:21 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



Dang fam this looks slick  
2/21/2023 11:05:33 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive



Would wear just the liner so my opponents have to face my long sword and bulging veins  
2/21/2023 12:05:12 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats



Thick, solid, tight  
2/18/2023 5:28:29 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard



Last thing i need is giving my opponent the idea to.toehold me  
2/14/2023 11:19:45 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue



Well well.. Unicorn gi guy is also wearing a Kitsune gi. A great conspiracy is upon us  
2/14/2023 6:14:29 AM
0 Comments
Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue



Spats with drawstrings bother me on a gutteral level  
2/11/2023 11:14:17 PM
0 Comments
93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard



Wear this to ADCC and get finished by guillotine  
2/10/2023 7:48:44 AM
0 Comments
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green



So cringe when euros try to market military styles to north america  
2/8/2023 12:02:30 AM
1 Comment
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)




Mid  
2/6/2023 11:03:31 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat



Head shape is wrong for this style of hat. He should wear a 93brand fedora if attempting to looksmaxx  
2/5/2023 12:02:38 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



These lame dragons on bjj gear are akin to a gymbro getting a tribal tattoo on their traps to show off while doing shrugs in the squat rack  
2/4/2023 6:26:11 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



My pit stop also smells like burning rubber  
2/2/2023 11:21:11 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



It looks the same with and without eye comfort shield turned on. Tremendous  
2/2/2023 9:10:06 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black



Idk what I'm looking at rn   
1/31/2023 11:55:19 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy



My armbar soap has been in customs for 2 weeks and still hasnt arrived fml   
1/30/2023 11:05:06 PM
1 Comment
93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Mid.
And from the smol clothes vendor.
Never forget underweargate  
1/30/2023 12:35:52 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey



The worst of the worst  
1/26/2023 11:20:41 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard



This is CLEAN  
1/25/2023 11:00:23 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway



Last pants i bought from 93brand shrank every wash and now are legit 2" shorter. Shit is like wearing double ended capri's  
1/25/2023 1:07:38 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green



Crap i was waiting for this spearmint color but alas my wallet is bare  
1/23/2023 11:46:46 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Not even worth a buru  
1/23/2023 8:14:11 AM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Still waiting on my rolling deals soap fml  
1/21/2023 11:03:06 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Jiu jitsu dont work on me bro i only see red  
1/21/2023 1:40:37 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)



These sizes are very bizarre  
1/20/2023 12:04:49 AM
0 Comments
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard



Dangggg new brand for the fam  
1/18/2023 11:01:32 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA  
1/17/2023 11:12:32 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts



Bruh these fuck
Phalanx world 4 life  
1/16/2023 11:07:59 PM
0 Comments
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu



I really enjoy this overcast cloud, angst-dripping grey. Decent  
1/16/2023 8:01:23 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue



*zooms in on blank backside of tshirt*  
1/14/2023 1:53:07 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard



Pretty cool and in both M and F sizing  
1/10/2023 11:11:56 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)



Now accepting orders for 2024.

Jk these look sick  
1/9/2023 11:05:42 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Looks like it fits like Kramers jeans  
1/8/2023 11:59:53 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black



Future savings of $29 when i don't buy this  
1/8/2023 3:05:31 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral



Same style velcro closure as Phalanx shorts, except pandas are the bear of the enemy  
1/5/2023 12:25:03 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts



Theres a lot going on here.. But theres no velcro  
1/3/2023 11:12:51 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



Idk how anyone will be able to fit into 93brand after the holidays  
1/1/2023 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Happy new year you filthy scoundrels  
1/1/2023 6:30:51 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



Fucking love Phalanx all over my body  
12/31/2022 1:05:09 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)




Whats with the long distance pics lol  
12/30/2022 11:12:59 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard



10/10 for winning wet tshirt contest when hanging wit the boiz (in Khabibs hottub)  
12/28/2022 11:09:45 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



Wont fit someone thicc & jacket  
12/28/2022 4:05:46 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Peas and violins  
12/27/2022 12:54:45 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black



How much shrinkage in bamboo Gi's? Kind of want it but is it sandpapery after lots of washes?  
12/26/2022 12:27:07 AM
1 Comment
Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy




Mid  
12/23/2022 3:39:36 AM
0 Comments
2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)



That dude looks like hes 120lb and struggling to breathe from how tight that rashie is lol  
12/21/2022 11:08:37 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Them dang ol pandas aint finishing their dinner  
12/18/2022 11:06:53 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



BJJHQ i am excited for 2023 drops. When is next rolling deals? 🙏  
12/17/2022 11:25:10 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Inside out print   
12/16/2022 11:09:43 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Whoever designed that tramp stamp should be fed to dragons  
12/16/2022 12:09:26 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts



Have these and theyre pretty lightweight. Waist seemed a tad smaller than my other phalanx shorts tho  
12/14/2022 9:48:38 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi



Daaaangggg this one is slick fam  
12/11/2022 11:01:15 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



Tatami tshirts have the worst collars out of all my cringe BJJ shirts. Loses elasticity and droops in the front  
12/9/2022 11:42:49 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi



These pants look wack? Does anyone have this Gi and can give feedback plz?  
12/8/2022 11:07:59 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard



Avenge my phalanx  
12/7/2022 11:26:43 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



Dangggg this thing is more thicc then my winter jacket  
12/6/2022 11:10:43 PM
0 Comments
93brand IV Drip Rashguard



No  
12/5/2022 11:04:59 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Core" Rashguard



Phalanx <3 can we get Core spats plzz  
12/4/2022 11:20:20 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



Do Bjjhq x Phalanx and I would buy
  
12/4/2022 12:10:26 AM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



If that kanji translates to Yamcha then this is perfect for me  
12/3/2022 12:16:58 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



Is Phalanx, is good   
12/2/2022 4:04:34 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Would have been better if it fell into the sea rather than coming from overseas  
11/30/2022 11:09:43 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)




"True to size" for this body type  
11/29/2022 11:19:14 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Glitch" Spats



Is this a windows 98SE screensaver or is the CTE finally getting to me?  
11/28/2022 11:11:57 PM
0 Comments
Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)



Gi jitsu is an excuse to wear a jacket in the winter  
11/28/2022 4:55:54 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



I have black eyes from the amount of facepalming i did in the last 24hrs  
11/26/2022 11:20:03 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



That optimus prime rashguard makes me side with unicron. Dear lord  
11/26/2022 8:20:39 PM
0 Comments
Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



What in tarnation is this neck cut? My 2004 era goatee will fit perfectly for once  
11/24/2022 11:06:35 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



Would buy if the matching shorts have a large gearstick on them  
11/24/2022 3:11:23 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



Why is there an arse jaguar. "Bro this design is cats ass"  
11/22/2022 11:05:02 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand



Wheres all the zip ups danggggg  
11/21/2022 11:36:16 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



How is Large 160lb but medium goes up to 165lb?   
11/21/2022 4:43:26 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats



Yall got no hespect for thrash metal and probably listen to Godsmack  
11/17/2022 11:22:43 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard



Horrid. They even put stop signs on the arms to ward off customers  
11/17/2022 3:37:39 AM
0 Comments
93brand Coffee Mugs Set



If these are like 93brand underwear then theyll only be holding 3/5ths of a cup  
11/16/2022 12:47:21 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Vengeance Hoodie



Theres zero chance these 21" pythons are fitting inside those sleeves brother  
11/14/2022 11:07:54 PM
0 Comments
93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard




Absolutely  
11/13/2022 11:18:48 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Definitely seen this Gi show up 4x times  
11/12/2022 11:54:36 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Skip leg day? #progress  
11/12/2022 4:55:39 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat



When i try to use paypal it redirects me to about:blank webpage. Had to go through the website and use a different payment method and it only worked when I pressed Enter on my phone keyboard since no other buttons appeared. Plz fix this app payment link BJJHQ :(  
11/10/2022 2:10:38 AM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I love Phalanx but a brother needs a rashie to match the distorsion shorts.. Still might buy because phalanx owns  
11/8/2022 4:23:03 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White




:/  
11/7/2022 1:14:20 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



Ugh and to think they sponsor Polaris tomorrow  
11/4/2022 11:19:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



Does 93brand underwear fit inside this or does this fit inside the underwear  
11/3/2022 11:01:48 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



The contrast between pic 4 ILS and pic 5 sure is something  
11/2/2022 5:33:01 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy



Damn these look like they'd only fit Jon Jones sized calves. Curse all these years of squats and leg days  
10/31/2022 11:14:31 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue




Wat  
10/29/2022 11:00:47 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts



I love Phalanx HPTX shorts <3
This color and pattern tho.. Sigh  
10/28/2022 11:03:42 PM
1 Comment
Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold



550gsm thicc jacket to keep y'all warm during the winter  
10/27/2022 5:55:33 AM
0 Comments
Tatami ANIP Hoodie



well now we know what a British beach looks like.. I'll stick to Florida  
10/25/2022 11:01:20 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Rolling deals soon pls  
10/25/2022 2:54:25 AM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



F  
10/24/2022 4:20:08 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



Lol highest quality? My Manto Gi fell apart within 3 weeks of comp training. They run large and are pretty ill fitting from what I experienced  
10/22/2022 11:06:25 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



93brand fits like Kramer's jeans  
10/22/2022 4:25:24 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



I got a Tatami T-shirt before and the collar is garbage. Lost elasticity after the 3rd wash and now it hangs loose in the front  
10/21/2022 5:21:03 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey




F  
10/19/2022 11:09:48 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle



Wow awesome selection of bags.
BTW Oct 17th was the 25th anniversary of Just Bleed Guy. He'd buy this bag  
10/17/2022 11:05:56 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Looks like its made out of recycled affliction t-shirts from 2008  
10/17/2022 1:50:31 AM
0 Comments
BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)



No love for the Commonwealth cretins in Oz and Canada  
10/15/2022 11:14:43 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black



So much Albinoism must be that UK sun  
10/13/2022 11:02:02 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



FML had to sleep early and missed it  
10/13/2022 2:58:40 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



New meaning to getting ripped off. From the same brand that sponsors Chess Boxing.  
10/10/2022 11:05:53 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



If the side panels were dinosaur bones woven together with spiderwebs then I would buy it  
10/6/2022 11:06:10 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Art of War" Spats



Never forget 93brand's underweargate. Their fleece joggers kind of suck too, the pockets shrank and now that shit is like wearing capris  
10/6/2022 12:36:34 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black



Artist name 47kills.. Aleksei Oleinikhas 47 wins by submission..
I'm just saying, look into it.  
10/4/2022 2:00:31 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats



MasterRoshiNosebleed.gif  
9/29/2022 11:33:27 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



Fam you are ruthless on buyouts tonight haha that was so fast  
9/28/2022 11:37:30 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



Winter is coming  
9/28/2022 11:32:51 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Well that's one way to get P down your neck  
9/28/2022 2:30:00 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



Dinobot was the most valiant of them all.
BEAST WARS  
9/26/2022 11:14:29 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black



Whoever wears this deserves Palheras leglocks that will send them to the glue factory  
9/26/2022 8:26:03 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



93brand has been Bad Gear Club for me but I am in more than one club. #didnotbuyclub  
9/24/2022 11:02:41 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



At that GSM it'll be more encumber than scramble  
9/24/2022 2:10:28 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



I understand why they put their logo inside a Stop sign  
9/23/2022 4:18:17 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Phalanx owns and this rashguard is better than all the Rolling Deals that weren't Phalanx  
9/21/2022 11:44:59 PM
0 Comments
93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



No musclar glutes fit in these, only asstrophy   
9/20/2022 6:09:10 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White



Imagine wearing a gi on an ADCC weekend  
9/18/2022 11:28:12 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Man wtf I was waiting for those phalanx enzo shorts to come thru not this cauli trashguard  
9/17/2022 11:05:52 PM
0 Comments
Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



DONT BUY 93BRAND UNDERWEAR. REMEMBER UNDERWEARGATE  
9/17/2022 6:35:13 AM
0 Comments
Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



If you want notifications change your battery setting for BJJHQ app to unrestricted. Worked for me  
9/17/2022 12:48:41 AM
0 Comments
Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black




It. Is. Time.
My body is ready  
9/16/2022 11:13:45 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts



Oh hell yes. I did buy this. Best shorts no cap  
9/16/2022 5:18:25 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



I like TATAMI but idk about this design. The font is cool I guess  
9/14/2022 11:09:33 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



Well, I acquiescence to Aesthetic being better than this ..thing  
9/14/2022 12:46:38 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



I mark for Tatami but these shorts ain't it. Need Phalanx BATL shorts plz  
9/11/2022 5:16:55 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



Thank goodness this matches my wedding rashguard  
9/10/2022 12:55:39 AM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



Sad  
9/9/2022 12:15:35 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black



Get yer gi's fam, Pakistan is flooded AF and that's where most Gis are produced  
9/8/2022 2:38:45 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Reminds me of Pog from the 90s except it's the ones from dollar store assorted pack  
9/7/2022 1:30:05 AM
0 Comments
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



I rather get hit with an anvil than wear this  
9/6/2022 4:32:43 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



Phalanx gear owns and these probably do too. Their graphics are so good IRL the pics won't do justice   
9/4/2022 11:49:27 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi




*presses F*  
9/4/2022 12:30:23 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Console" Tee



No thx. Rolling deals for labor day pls  
9/3/2022 3:42:02 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



Sooooo.. Labor day rolling deals or nah?  
9/2/2022 8:27:10 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



This gi is clean AF. Cheers to those getting this deal  
9/2/2022 12:16:08 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



On a serious note, this doesn't appear to have the silicone waistband at the bottom, unlike a quality Tatami rashie. Both companies get F in art class tho  
8/31/2022 11:27:52 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI <3  
8/31/2022 2:08:22 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard



Someone designed this and called it aesthetic. Imagine what their house looks like  
8/29/2022 4:18:57 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Came for XXXXL, left disappointed  
8/28/2022 12:15:21 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



I wish it said Aesthetic so I could wear it upside down and start a tiktok trend  
8/27/2022 12:32:59 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I feel like in a closed guard situation, a chakram would have greater breaking power than a katana. Can Danaher please confirm?  
8/25/2022 8:38:04 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts



I thought at first it was flowers or something but now I'm angry because I see the lion face laughing at me as I pass on velcro-free shorts  
8/24/2022 1:24:49 AM
1 Comment
Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black



Its like someone typed a memo in the "your design here" text box  
8/22/2022 11:02:27 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Shorts



I wish these said TATAMI  
8/21/2022 5:03:41 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Who is responsible for this abominable design? That panel art  
8/20/2022 4:11:32 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue



Eats shoots and leaves  
8/18/2022 2:58:03 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



What in tarnation? What happens if I cross both arm streams?  
8/17/2022 12:49:00 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



F  
8/13/2022 11:45:18 PM
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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi



Metallica esque in its presentation  
8/10/2022 11:11:13 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



Fuji owns because it makes me feel like mega Manlet when I wear A2  
8/8/2022 11:11:03 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



This looks like Gwar based Jiu Jitsu  
8/7/2022 5:46:50 AM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



Terrible  
8/6/2022 2:24:20 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



For those who skip leg day  
8/4/2022 11:02:48 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Now they'll never see me tap out  
8/3/2022 11:11:04 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts



Seems like a dangerous game to play when being on the wrong end of a body lock pass  
8/1/2022 11:19:05 PM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



What am I even looking at  
7/31/2022 11:02:48 PM
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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy



Oldmanwithpainedsmile.jpg  
7/30/2022 11:16:35 PM
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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts



Just what I need for my culture beats playlist  
7/29/2022 11:05:18 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



Cringe  
7/28/2022 11:24:33 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



Jan is cool but these lookalike 93brand can't fool me
MANTO
YOUR  
7/28/2022 1:16:15 AM
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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White



I thought hand drawn devil faces were Fuji's domain. Madness  
7/27/2022 12:53:36 AM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



They paid someone to design this.
Look into it  
7/26/2022 11:25:03 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Progressed too far in squats to have my porkchops fit into these leglings   
7/25/2022 8:58:55 AM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



BTW the Phalanx logo on the back is not centered and once you notice it cannot be unseen  
7/24/2022 2:48:41 PM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Does this match the Beastwars shorts  
7/23/2022 11:11:13 PM
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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt



I can't login on the website, only on the android app. Assuming that happened to the other ppl and why posts are low. Buying this shirt anyway lol  
7/22/2022 11:19:51 PM
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Manto "Torn" Rashguard



Ironically looks like the lapel on my manto gi  
7/21/2022 11:56:16 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Shorts



Kneeoff my wallet on this one  
7/19/2022 11:27:19 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



Don't need to see it I only see red bro  
7/19/2022 12:00:49 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Shouts lightning, farts a notification symbol  
7/17/2022 11:09:48 PM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White



I have an actual question about Tatami Gi's since I don't have one yet. Do the gi's shrink a lot?  
7/17/2022 3:31:50 AM
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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



Need a purple windbreaker from 1992 to match these  
7/15/2022 5:44:40 AM
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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI
TATER TOT
TOMATO POT
HOT POTATO
PASS  
7/13/2022 11:40:05 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts



Tramp stamp ruins these for me
Rolling deals ruined my wallet
2 2=0
  
7/12/2022 1:56:05 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



IDK I bought manto gi once and it was pretty fragile  
7/10/2022 11:09:49 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Thank the makers that rolling deals have spared me this evening  
7/9/2022 11:09:12 PM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



FUJI ELECTRIC SPATS - BLACK - $25

Have good rolls on Saturday fam  
7/9/2022 1:23:28 PM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue




HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29  
7/9/2022 8:55:48 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



Man you guys are cruel to do this during an Canada wide internet outage. That's likely the only reason I got some sweet joggers this time around :D  
7/9/2022 2:09:22 AM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green



550gsm must be like getting thrown inside a sleeping bag
Thicc and jacket  
7/7/2022 11:03:39 PM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



I have returned to say I received my Tatami tech T-shirt and tbh I was impressed by the quality  
7/7/2022 11:33:52 AM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



Is "generous torso length" actually code for "fits over my dadbod lumps"?  
7/6/2022 11:36:43 PM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow



These shorts offend my otherwise good sensibilities.
Only TATAMI gets to put book words all over their products.  
7/6/2022 1:07:00 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



This is maybe the least trash offering from this brand and at worst it includes a trashbag  
7/5/2022 1:26:08 AM
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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



Imo need a "GSP Grease" formula to help slide into the 93brand underwear   
7/2/2022 11:40:25 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Thank goodness they clearly indicate this is a uniform to take out the guesswork  
6/29/2022 11:05:31 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



The inseam looks crazy high on the red ones lol they're so high it's creasing into the gluteus bits  
6/28/2022 11:30:21 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



I like how BJJHQ Admin asked me to email Customer Service regarding the tiny 93brand underwear in size medium, and then sent me a response saying no refunds/returns. LOL wtf?  
6/28/2022 10:15:30 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



Well that's one way to paint a bullseye  
6/28/2022 6:45:16 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



93brand drew my ire from the paint-on undies and I shan't purchase their deplorable goods again  
6/27/2022 11:13:37 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts



Looks like a safari postal stamp that got wet. Manto brand is a low quality, terrible brand.. This MA1 knockoff is more like a MA6
  
6/26/2022 3:35:49 AM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



Ok whatever I'm down. I just have one thing to say to y'all (other than y'all need Jesus)

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI   
6/25/2022 12:01:59 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



Target audience: childless dog-moms with mohawks  
6/24/2022 4:06:43 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



I bet Askar Mozharov snap buys this for his next name change  
6/21/2022 11:11:55 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



No hespect. Please buy this so I don't have to look at it again. This rashie means the splatter shorts are waiting in the wings.
*withering gaze intensifies*  
6/21/2022 3:08:50 AM
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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



Imo ppl who wear Aesthetic always lose to Lachlan Giles  
6/20/2022 12:57:31 PM
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Manto "Diablo" Shorts



Idk wtf I'm looking at with these shorts. Someone got paid to design these... just lol

What I need is some Legoman pants to match the 3" length of 93brand underwears
  
6/18/2022 3:32:03 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Wait you aren't paying me to wear this?  
6/13/2022 11:08:19 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



Meanwhile... In America... Attempts are being made at converting Kilo anvils to freedom units  
6/11/2022 11:42:42 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Man I haven't seen a Pog slammer on a shirt since the 90s  
6/10/2022 11:31:37 PM
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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



If the back of the shirt was the front it would still be Tatami
Tatami
Tatami   
6/10/2022 12:55:31 AM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



I have returned to voice my displeasure with Phalanx Giallo RIZR shorts because of the Velcro closure.

That is all.  
6/9/2022 3:23:49 PM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



Has a vibe like "let's go for sushi" and order California rolls  
6/9/2022 12:15:51 AM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



The board of cringe hereby approves the creation of this functional role  
6/7/2022 12:11:08 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



Pouring one out for my homie Gilbert Burns, he get my hespect.
(Gilbert last seen watching TV on borrachinamma)  
6/4/2022 12:47:08 AM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)



This will help me get thicc and jacket  
6/3/2022 12:04:13 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



Looks like a rejected UK Stamp collection when they were trying to find the path to spice and sniffed the wrong things  
6/2/2022 12:39:02 AM
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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts



What kind of matetial are these made of?

"Soft fabric" but doesn't list the blend here or on their website  
6/1/2022 6:39:02 AM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black



It's actually funny to me how thin and low quality Manto looks in the picture, especially after knowing what kind of hot garbage Gi's they produce  
5/27/2022 6:44:59 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



The wrinkle pattern of the ill-fitted rashguard seems to offend me on a guttural level more than the lack of quadriceps clearance  
5/26/2022 2:52:30 AM
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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



Sigh, I take the moral "high" road for one night and don't shtpost and missed this sick Gi  
5/25/2022 9:06:49 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Haven't seen an arm tattoo like that since the last time I went to Lowe's  
5/24/2022 10:42:06 AM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Patron saint of Canadian mma, GSP, hath decreed that only Jukado tatami shall be imported and unrolled in the northerly lands  
5/23/2022 5:47:36 AM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



I demanded shortsleeve rashies for bear arms, not... Not this CATastrophe  
5/21/2022 6:13:02 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI


Gilbert where are you..???  
5/20/2022 3:28:50 AM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



Let the bears pay the bear tax!
  
5/18/2022 1:20:44 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts



What in tarnation  
5/17/2022 12:04:11 AM
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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Need some shirtsleeve rashies for my bear arms

Ladies love a vascular man  
5/13/2022 1:38:33 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Well show me
a word that rhymes with Pavement  
5/12/2022 3:47:18 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



This is truly sick
Unfortunately I must dilute my game - Drs order
Short sleeves and short shorts

P.s. I feel ugly shoes/flipflops will soon be upon us as we celebrate summer  
5/10/2022 11:34:19 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



The bag is cool  
5/9/2022 3:07:43 AM
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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard



HomerFadesIntoBush.gif  
5/8/2022 6:54:15 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



I'm pretty good with a Bo staff, what's the inseam on these?  
5/7/2022 12:14:58 AM
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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi



Make a sandwich
With white bread
And mayo
Then slice it diagonally  
5/6/2022 12:17:52 AM
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Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



How did they guess my sweat color. A perfect camouflage.  
5/5/2022 6:28:06 AM
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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black



Acceptable.. But wait what brand is this   
5/3/2022 12:02:41 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



White Fuji GI after rolling deals is akin to watching whatever fight was after Gaethje vs Chandler
(Fwiw burgos v. Quarantillo was also sick)  
4/30/2022 11:18:36 PM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



Scramble samurai tshirt needs death metal font  
4/30/2022 12:29:31 AM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



This bullseye golden ratio emphatically captures the "Take one for the team" spirit of Luke Rockhold
Or
Highlights why they call the area under the curve 'nether region'  
4/29/2022 12:03:46 AM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



This will match my Trapper Keeper  
4/28/2022 6:00:43 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



Hespect this color
But
A1 should be a red panda to represent S tier manlet divisions
That is all  
4/27/2022 4:27:48 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



HomerFadesIntoBushes.gif  
4/26/2022 4:57:47 AM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



My man Gilbert loses 1 fight and Tatami replaces him with some guy that cuts his own hair  
4/23/2022 2:08:45 AM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



HomerDisappearsIntoBushes.gif  
4/21/2022 11:27:59 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Shit brand, worst Gi I've owned.

Lapel split and frayed from tying my belt after less than 3 weeks.

Manto acts like it's some German brand .. The Gi is actually made in Pakistan  
4/16/2022 5:25:56 AM
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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy



So bad I only I bought 1

Oss  
1/12/2022 6:42:59 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Garbage brand imo.

I have the blue Manto "strong waves" Gi and it a the worst Gi that I've owned. The lapel faded, cracked and tore after less than 3 weeks of classes and cold- water washing.
3/25/2022 7:22:46 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Appreciate the point about the pant strings ..
would be annoying
5/10/2022 11:35:40 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One way traffic only
Free oil check included
5/12/2022 3:49:55 PM
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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Thanks bro. I'll give these a shot. Checked my Fuji shorts and they're 92% polyester, 8% spandex.
6/1/2022 1:28:40 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

Take care of your underwears
6/3/2022 5:32:04 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Shortsleeve rashies and if you don't like it then we wholely denigrate your biceps genetics
6/12/2022 11:24:48 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Bony plant-based bamboo butts still don't fit in those underwears
6/17/2022 8:49:58 PM
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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Lol $5 shipping to Canada? Its $20 shipping. You know, cost of communism and all that
6/23/2022 1:44:06 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Only way these fit is skipping the line when God hands out buttocks. Skipping leg day didn't work
6/27/2022 11:10:25 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I honestly have no idea who they fit its for sure the worst 3am delirium purchase yet
6/27/2022 11:08:35 AM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I think the underwear comes in a 2 pack so you can sew them together into 1 normal size pair
6/28/2022 11:23:52 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Stop buying all the 2xl and save some cake for the rest of us
7/3/2022 11:40:56 PM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

screechingprotestor.gif
7/6/2022 6:41:11 AM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Not sure about shorts. I got a Manto Gi once. The lapel frayed and split (at the beltline and collar) in less than 3 weeks
7/6/2022 1:11:43 AM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

I only need one postage stamp size rubber after trying to wear 93 underwear
7/7/2022 11:34:50 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29
7/9/2022 8:57:05 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

SCRAMBLE ATHLETE 2.0 JIU JITSU GI - $79
7/9/2022 8:57:33 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Heritage minister's fault

Look into it
7/9/2022 2:13:31 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Build your padded room bro
Sleeveless Gi with joggers, commando because you only have 93brand underwear
Follow your dreams
7/9/2022 2:23:06 AM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Now you just need to petition BJJHQ for a BJJ journal so you can record your wonderous tales of evolution and mastery
7/10/2022 5:28:17 AM
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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Terrible in my experience for gi
My teammate has shorts and they held up but look pretty worn compared to Kings gear in same time frame
7/15/2022 5:46:32 AM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Thanks all
7/17/2022 9:07:05 PM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Boring idea. Its better to wait for tatami strawberry spats to drop here
7/17/2022 9:09:31 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Do I wear spats under my grapplers kilt?
7/25/2022 5:09:49 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Unlike Vettori this hero faces his shorts forwards
7/28/2022 1:17:27 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

I came back to buy them after considering I don't have anything like this.. Sold out. Sales Progress
8/2/2022 6:11:17 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Manto Manto Manto Manto Manto Tata..Manto
8/3/2022 5:25:28 AM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I got some shorts and now I am also a believer
8/4/2022 9:19:17 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Same and I can't login on the website and can only use the app
8/5/2022 12:33:01 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

93brand is what a Lego man would wear in place of Ed Hardy
8/8/2022 12:30:20 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Gordon couldn't finish a GED starting from the back position
8/9/2022 2:09:52 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

I also
8/10/2022 1:35:27 AM
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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

Now we know who skips open mat
8/11/2022 5:55:15 AM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

How many Gi's can fit in this?
8/13/2022 6:30:30 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

You'll be disappointed when you see the last pic.. Or if your order shows up
8/15/2022 5:28:02 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Same and it always shows I "bought this deal"
8/16/2022 9:08:27 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Tatami rashguards own tbh that elastic a the bottom is killer. Hayabusa uses it too
8/17/2022 10:22:35 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Only ugly ones in these end times
8/19/2022 10:41:41 PM
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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Ugh I caved and bought them anyway. This comes out of my chicken nuggie budget
8/24/2022 1:58:27 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

How can you expect them to learn how to jiu jitsu if they can't fit inside the panda?
8/26/2022 7:58:55 AM
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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

A group of adults approved this design and had numerous units produced. Look into it
8/27/2022 3:33:08 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Nay ty for this. Rizr shorts own and have a Velcro tab that you gotta pull upwards rather than sideways
8/30/2022 4:04:29 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Foo fighters would wear sleeveless gi's imo
8/31/2022 2:10:52 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

My knuckles are sore from dragging on the ground. Need finger tape deals
9/1/2022 5:35:55 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

If he is then this rashie is proof that failing upwards works
9/7/2022 11:45:16 AM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Tbh it seems like the skim milk of Gi's at that GSM lol
9/8/2022 2:58:40 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

I bet that Kanji on the arm is Japanese for Dongs
9/9/2022 9:08:47 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Let us know if the mating dragons on the back hatch you some eggs
9/13/2022 4:29:12 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I'd also be too ashamed to have this type of gear on my webpage, totally understand your post, Aesthetic rep
9/13/2022 4:25:45 AM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Its just the CTE brah
9/14/2022 9:26:21 AM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Lol same game here
9/16/2022 5:20:02 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Change your battery setting for the app to unrestricted. Its on optimized by default
9/17/2022 12:27:09 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Bought their sweatpants and they shrink inside the pockets so now they're shriveled up to my shins
9/20/2022 10:54:15 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I said ohhhh
I been on bjjhq too long too long
Just trying find the shipping to my home
But the dong man is dead and gone
Dead and goneee
Dongs
9/21/2022 5:24:17 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I know you're trying a reprise on dead and dong
9/22/2022 12:00:09 AM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Is that why 93brand underwear would only fit if I cut off my junk?
Makes sense.
10/1/2022 3:10:29 AM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Thank you for saving me from the pinch
10/2/2022 6:43:32 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

They fit true to size. I had some HPLT (drawstring only) shrink around the waist but I had no issue with Rizr. They also have the stretch paneling under the legs so you can get smashed flat on the mat while inverting and not tear your shorts. Phalanx owns
10/3/2022 4:50:51 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Oops in made a mistake. I meant HPTX have no velcro and they're the ones that shrank.. I have so many pairs of shorts now I get confused lol
10/3/2022 5:24:15 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One lane traffic
10/8/2022 11:05:50 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

It says Slim Fit in bold letters lol.. Skip tiramisu Tuesdays and try again
10/14/2022 2:12:40 PM
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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Someone didn't get the dragon blood edition
10/16/2022 8:14:40 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

93brand undies were so tight they cut off dongs circulation
10/19/2022 12:18:19 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

$104. Check ur math
10/20/2022 10:53:00 PM
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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Its the truth about the shirts. The collars are so bad, I like tatami but I won't buy another T-shirt FM them because the collar is jank
10/21/2022 5:22:56 AM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Danaher gotta sell those instructionals somehow bud
10/23/2022 12:48:00 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Would wear to Walmart garden center but summer is over
10/25/2022 2:56:25 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stop looking at my arm sleeve tattoo and pick your own design
10/26/2022 9:01:44 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Listen dongs, scram
10/28/2022 11:04:56 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

I bought them anyway fuck it
10/29/2022 7:52:44 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Samuraiboy types like he needs a dialing wand
10/30/2022 7:50:18 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Have you tried finding the rest of your tribe on reddit bjj
10/30/2022 11:20:17 PM
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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Defense was your dump stat
10/31/2022 11:15:42 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Torn" Shorts

I want a Velcro rashguard to tear or rise my opponents
11/3/2022 11:08:16 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Agreed. Pullover ruins my comb over
11/5/2022 11:35:39 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

The files are IN the computer?
11/10/2022 3:37:48 PM
Comment on:
93brand Coffee Mugs Set

*features include some language other than American*
11/16/2022 12:51:55 AM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

How tf do yall use so much soap dangggg
11/19/2022 11:37:04 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

BRO LISTEN, I train six days – actually six days a week. Uhhh five days a week, I’ll train three days a week, and one of those days, I’ll train two days of the week, so…six days of the week I’ll be training. Don't hold the soap in your hand, lather and put it back in the holder. Lasts way longer
11/20/2022 9:24:59 AM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Like 1 sleeve stripe wouldnt be as bad but on both sides its cringe af. At least they found a way to reuse Gi material I guess
11/21/2022 11:42:23 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Jokes on you, I'm here for circus
11/24/2022 1:24:45 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

These meme was ok but you lost track of time worse than the rolling deals clock. At most you would be at 1 year 5 months. Lacks the dong consistancy
11/26/2022 5:10:05 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Never will i forget underweargate
11/30/2022 8:41:53 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

If this was high vis orange camo i would snap buy it. For hunting dong..submissions
12/2/2022 12:56:27 PM
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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

My secret technique is shaving hairs to a fine stubble and giving everyone road rash
12/5/2022 8:35:02 AM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Ty badatbjj bro. Im 5'7 160, not sure Id fit into this A1 and A2 would prob be too big
12/8/2022 11:31:11 PM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Yeah that pic made me ask questions.. Also didnt buy because the dude wearing it has vegan calves
12/9/2022 10:48:52 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Look at this dudes atrophied arms bruh. His forearms are bigger than his biceps ffs lol
12/13/2022 10:53:53 AM
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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Theyre good
12/14/2022 12:07:07 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy


Yeah i find this happens sometimes too. Really annoying. Try ordering on the website instead of the browser, hope it works for you
12/23/2022 9:51:42 AM
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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Its what you filthy scoundrels want as a stocking stuffer. Merry Christmas!
12/24/2022 11:03:05 PM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Thanks for the feedback fam
12/26/2022 11:06:30 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Ty this helped
12/26/2022 11:05:47 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Giallo Shortsleeve rashguard $30. Sold out of medium ;-;
1/2/2023 9:50:55 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Lightning Camo HPLT shorts $35. Sold oit of 32. These are sick as fuck tbh
1/2/2023 9:57:35 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Fuji Electric spats (black) $19. Only XS, S and 3XL
1/2/2023 10:06:35 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Tatami "Master" Tshirt $9. Small & medium only
1/2/2023 10:40:29 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Fuji Ultimate Grappling shorts (black w/ inner liner) $25. Size 28 & 36 only
1/2/2023 10:42:10 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT shorts (blk red) $30. Size 36 & 38 only
1/2/2023 10:53:39 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

TATAMI MINIMO 2.0 BJJ GI - WHITE $60. A1, A2XL & F4 only
1/2/2023 11:08:06 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

HALF SUMO KENSEI DOGI - WHITE $115 only some sizes.

I missed the drop before this, if someone can pick it up from here it would be awesome, i gtg
1/2/2023 12:22:01 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

PHALANX "INTERRUPTER" SHORT SLEEVE RASH GUARD $35

Later fam!
1/2/2023 12:32:33 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Ol m8 must have read reddit posts that said "yoyr bjj class should be like going on a date"
1/6/2023 1:08:17 AM
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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

Wait does this mean Danaher fans have a uniform now?
1/15/2023 6:31:49 AM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

What is the symbology conspiracy here?
1/18/2023 12:04:28 PM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Mines in a bin at sortation, probably offended a bunch of furries with the lovely clean scent
1/21/2023 11:33:38 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Heelhooked by his invisible brony friend
1/27/2023 8:02:05 AM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Tatanka I don't even need soap because my staph treatments are covered by universal healthcare. My tea tree nuts are just to be a team player
1/31/2023 10:40:06 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Tatami collars are the worst offenders
1/31/2023 11:56:27 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Amen
2/4/2023 6:26:41 AM
Comment on:
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

We had to save yall from yourselves enough already
2/8/2023 10:11:51 PM
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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Oh i guess this is what Bisping was talking about on Saturday
2/14/2023 11:18:57 PM
Comment on:
"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Bruh i would post buru nyuu if they put a phalanx hoodie on bjjhq instead of this cringe
2/16/2023 3:04:45 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Ol m8 gonna get carked
2/17/2023 7:38:40 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Elbows too pointy.
I've had better
2/23/2023 12:14:39 AM
Comment on:
2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Looks like it fits like a glove (OJs glove)
2/23/2023 12:15:23 AM
Comment on:
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Hyperfly Gi's plzzzz
2/26/2023 12:14:53 AM
Comment on:
93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

The year was 2022. Grappling underwear was promised by 93brand to help us look like Ken dolls while rolling in spats only. However, tomfoolery was afoot, as the underwear was so small it would only fit a legoman body. My family jewels felt like diamond plating as it was pancaked against my body. This was a manufacturing error and not the fault of our beloved BJJHQ, whom rectified the error with their unsurp-assed customer service. However, we shall not forgive nor forget 93brand for their insolence. Remember to always watch your underwears.
2/28/2023 8:27:57 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Temples are haram
3/2/2023 6:02:21 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

You're more salty than a grain in a swimming pool
3/5/2023 11:59:24 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Panda Short Sleeve Ranked Rashguard

Cs service helped me with my soap order. Dd you check spam folder or add cs to safe sender list
3/9/2023 12:38:11 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Its 93brand, you expect it to fit adults or average shaped humans? Never forget underweargate
3/12/2023 12:56:27 AM
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Phalanx "INSIGNIA" HPTX Shorts

And they claim to be an american brand!
3/21/2023 9:21:37 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Ok boomer. Its called romper
3/22/2023 12:17:42 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

Sounds like youve been too food inclusive
3/24/2023 3:30:19 AM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I cant believe a brand like odin isnt still around in 2023
3/25/2023 8:44:18 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

I heard they fit brown belchs perfectly
3/30/2023 11:11:48 AM
Comment on:
Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

What the hell did i just read?
4/12/2023 11:48:21 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

T(°R) = (T(°C) 273.15) × 9/5
4/17/2023 4:45:08 AM
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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Hyperfly gi on rolling deals?? Ive been waiting...
4/17/2023 4:41:58 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Totally missed, was training :(
4/22/2023 1:15:10 PM
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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Any note takers know when the drop was? I dont see it on the list. R.i.p. my hopes and dreams
4/22/2023 1:31:00 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Dang the a0 judofly at 7est doesnt fit my caboose
4/22/2023 7:26:58 PM
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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Lies and slander, its normal shipping times and there is a trackable shipping code provided by bjjhq during order processing. Bjjhq customer service is excellent fwiw
4/22/2023 9:35:59 AM
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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

If this is true its hilarious
4/30/2023 9:34:43 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Has a fox on it but doesnt fit my furry mask, would not recommend
5/8/2023 11:06:14 AM
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Inverted Gear "Starter" Gi - Royal Blue

Filthy casual. We only do buru nyuu now
5/18/2023 6:13:19 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear "Starter" BJJ Gi - White

No one wants to start with a blank white belt again. Maybe if the belt came piss stain color itd sell
6/6/2023 9:38:41 AM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

uWu
6/14/2023 2:35:00 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

Dragon deez nutz over u during a kimura
6/19/2023 11:14:14 PM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I bought a manto before and the jacket is like a burlap sack but the pants are 1 size too small.. Maybe im just skinny fat
6/23/2023 7:55:38 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

Your dna is an abomination
7/12/2023 12:04:11 AM
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Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished

Nogi no belts. Spent all ur money on Danaher. Is normal
8/14/2023 12:12:54 AM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

White belt level comment.. Clearly Im on the road to brown belch
8/27/2023 1:26:26 PM
Comment on:
29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Ur thinking too much.. Go post on r/bjj about tapping early and often :D
8/30/2023 2:30:25 AM
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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Dang rolling deals on the week i gotta pay bills and be responsible (skull emoji goes here)
9/3/2023 1:55:19 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

The above poster does not have unlimited bicep power
9/3/2023 1:51:44 AM
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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Scramble varsity gi at 10:30 EST
$69
A bunch of sizes are sold out!?
9/4/2023 10:35:38 AM
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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Scramble Varsity in white at 11:40am EST
$69
All sizes available
9/4/2023 11:41:01 AM
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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Im not toxic im just fat!
9/7/2023 11:38:19 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I bought it anyway. I hate it here bros
9/19/2023 4:10:26 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Dudes built like a lego man
9/23/2023 5:12:31 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

1
10/1/2023 7:08:19 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

Gi's feather
10/2/2023 10:27:12 AM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

The last niku rashie i got has the elastic thing at the waist and its so nice. Keeps my muffin top in place so it doesnt look like a melted cake in the sun
10/2/2023 11:03:08 PM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

Yea i got mine. The orders that went with usps have been ass tho. Took 3 weeks to get a tshirt through their facility
10/2/2023 11:04:41 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Tardreau chargrs me extra for spats even during pride month
10/7/2023 5:24:15 PM
Comment on:
Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Ur water is the issue or you hold it instead of outting back into the holder
10/14/2023 9:12:22 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nyaaaaa~ :3
10/15/2023 1:00:32 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Id tell you but my doordash order just arrived
10/16/2023 3:14:33 AM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee

That straight hand aint tapping
10/18/2023 3:27:44 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

I spent this $ on tacos anyway
10/22/2023 7:07:15 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Starter BJJ Gi 2023 - White

Hyperfly lets fucking go
10/26/2023 11:03:42 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

After training it probably smells the same as a magic tournament
11/3/2023 12:23:52 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Whos proposing to who
11/5/2023 12:08:33 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Bro i wish
11/5/2023 10:52:39 PM
Comment on:
Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Bro is built like an empty toothpaste tube
11/7/2023 4:40:20 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Yes pleasr i need a cover for my muffin top
11/7/2023 11:07:07 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard

Preach
11/8/2023 11:13:54 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Accurate. I find the neck is kinda small and that triggers my chin tucking defense
11/10/2023 11:10:02 PM
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Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

Enjoy your $30 tariff $10 sign-at-door fee. Safer to get it deliveried to your workplace, ask me how i know
11/12/2023 11:56:24 PM
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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Y'all triggered and melting snowflakes etc thia is the downfall of the west and my armpits are very sweaty
11/17/2023 10:58:50 AM
Comment on:
29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Nani desu
11/17/2023 10:01:46 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

But this product is so decidely mid that theres nothing to make fun of? Shall we criticise the mannequin picture because one side looks larger than the other?
11/20/2023 2:27:30 PM
Comment on:
93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Oppression
11/28/2023 5:01:44 PM
Comment on:
GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

Sometimes we get unicorns and/or demon heads
12/22/2023 4:10:27 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Snagged an Icon gi! Ty BJJHQ youve answered my dreams and injured my wallet
12/30/2023 6:23:57 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Never forget underweargate when the grappling underwear .. It ..
1/8/2024 4:38:48 PM
Comment on:
Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Remember when a soul patch counted as a beard
1/14/2024 2:56:50 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Hespect
1/20/2024 9:17:19 AM
Comment on:
93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

If you dont show up to Gi class and skip warmups then they can never promote you and your collection of bronze medal white tournaments will induce awe unto /r/BJJ
2/2/2024 2:42:10 PM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

"Lanky" is cope for being a bonelet
2/18/2024 10:42:40 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

White belts after renewing their 3rd month need celebration pants
2/20/2024 2:26:17 AM
Comment on:
Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it hurts later then maybe should tap?
2/25/2024 1:43:41 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

Curse this weary mortal coil and its inexorable passage of time
2/27/2024 11:31:30 PM
Comment on:
93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

I hope you find a more durable strap on
your bag
2/28/2024 11:38:35 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

Its 2024 have you tried unicorns
2/29/2024 11:15:10 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
3/5/2024 1:21:46 AM
Comment on:
Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Oh me too lol mine still says printed
3/15/2024 2:49:58 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Base-K BJJ Gi - Ninja Black

C anada
U sa
M exico
3/17/2024 11:40:41 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Control your hips
3/26/2024 6:42:38 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Does the picture on the back come off?
3/26/2024 11:03:47 PM
Comment on:
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

True oppression starts in the bathroom
3/28/2024 10:50:09 AM
Comment on:
Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Forever"/ "Grappling Supply" 2pack tee

So you mean the british
3/31/2024 12:04:07 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

S
O
A
P
4/2/2024 5:08:31 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Yes.
4/7/2024 4:22:54 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Listen we both signed a waiver
4/7/2024 9:50:32 AM
Comment on:
Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

One day we shall feed on our soap batches
4/10/2024 10:15:04 PM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Soap, lil guy
4/12/2024 5:43:22 AM
Comment on:
Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Lol at this explanation but.thank you bjjhq for attempting to fill my staph hole with your reasoning
4/12/2024 11:11:59 PM
Comment on:
"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

4D printed soap with time as a backordered component
4/14/2024 2:49:38 PM
Comment on:
Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

When theyre in a rainbow
4/16/2024 12:15:31 AM
Comment on:
Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

A flag is an inanimate object and therefore cannot think, so it cannot be
4/16/2024 5:01:47 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Let me check ur tag uwu
4/17/2024 5:21:23 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Need More Hugs"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee

Thats cap. The collars die after a few washes
4/20/2024 12:39:48 AM
Comment on:
Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Cringe baka
4/22/2024 7:57:06 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Yeah its a weird fit, curls in on itself at the bottom and gives an artificial muffin top. It is very soft. Find the sleeves are getting loose at the wrists too as its washed
5/4/2024 2:58:57 AM
Comment on:
Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard

Ur low T
Look into it
5/7/2024 5:53:24 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Repost
-1
5/11/2024 12:26:40 AM
Comment on:
93brand Body Butchers Spats

I see the comment about cheap import materials has been deleted
5/14/2024 11:14:01 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune MK1 S/S Rashguard

The s/s means super smol
5/15/2024 1:28:06 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Baseline Shorts - Black

Dongs is played out, these are alternative facts
5/17/2024 6:26:02 PM
Comment on:
93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Repost
Ur.slipping
5/24/2024 2:20:33 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Mechanics V2" Rash Guard

Nyaaaaa~?
5/26/2024 1:53:41 AM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts

Nyaaaaa~*
;3
5/27/2024 1:12:12 AM
Comment on:
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Black

Nya nya nyaaa
5/28/2024 11:52:10 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Panda 400 Gi - White/Gold

Happy i stocked up before justin found another way to fk up the supply chain
6/4/2024 6:38:39 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Pull guard and ill see red
7/9/2024 1:36:37 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

UwU

:3
7/9/2024 3:13:21 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Spats - Black

Youre supposed to wear compression underwear and spats THEN shorts. Pancake it flat like a Ken Doll. This is the hidden technique for finishing armbars... Painlessly
7/9/2024 11:53:38 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Random 2pack Tees

The collars on tatami shirts.stretches lkke crazy and loses elasticity
7/13/2024 8:34:00 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Shogun Heat Gear Spats - Navy

Dam bro they charging u $20 to fight him
7/19/2024 5:23:44 AM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Grey

Pics of large parcel?
7/22/2024 4:35:03 AM
Comment on:
Home Roll-Out Mats by HQ MAT Co.

Thanks a lot Justin
7/23/2024 12:26:58 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

I, too, casually gorge burgers aftrr training while writhing in acrid regret.
Fuck tomoatos for real though.
7/25/2024 4:16:03 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Elemental BJJ Gi - Black

What if theyre an ambi-turner
7/25/2024 11:01:31 PM
Comment on:
Tatami ANIP Hoodie

I wish i had eight arms so i could give 8 thumbs down
7/26/2024 11:05:17 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Akuma Shorts

Looks like part 2 of 2024 olympics opener
7/29/2024 4:32:06 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Academy Shorts

Paying ur taxes is patriotic
8/3/2024 4:09:05 AM
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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

The scent of apricot brandy is palpable
8/4/2024 9:45:34 AM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats

Japanese demon faces are one stripe white belt at best
8/5/2024 11:51:07 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats

Ur all toxic masc Roganites
8/6/2024 5:57:19 PM
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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Grey

What if its supposed to be a team Letter but we all failed high school gym because of asthma
8/12/2024 10:36:03 AM
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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle" Tee

Cardio
8/21/2024 6:10:52 PM
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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

There was one earlier this week fwiw
8/23/2024 11:33:43 AM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Absolutely haram
8/24/2024 12:48:15 AM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

HoLeechit python program made confucious redundant
9/1/2024 3:00:25 PM
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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Blink twice if youre in danger
9/2/2024 4:19:33 AM
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29Niku Meathead Sleeveless Rash Guard

Did u win ur fight or tapout due to terror?
9/2/2024 11:32:16 PM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Bad 0/1
9/8/2024 12:51:39 AM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

110 * 20min ÷ 60min
= 36hr
12hr per cycle
For the guy whos sitting therr for only 2hr but doesmt have a calculator
9/8/2024 8:49:32 AM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Thanks alot, Justin
9/7/2024 3:17:32 AM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Anything ive bought 93brand has been dogshit tier and thats been my experience
9/8/2024 8:56:01 AM
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29Niku "Meathead" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I can tell who is a meathead and TST vs the lanklets in the comments
9/10/2024 5:03:04 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I mean, its a gentle art after all <3
9/14/2024 1:05:51 AM
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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts

Theres no way im taking fashion advice from someone who wears these lol
9/15/2024 1:24:19 AM
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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts

Bunch of unicorn gi owners downvoting my fuji lifestyle
9/15/2024 9:29:10 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Is that japanese for wrasslin'?
9/16/2024 2:52:53 PM
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Parry "Pride" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Can't wait to wear this to go spa-ing
9/16/2024 11:52:13 PM
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Tatami Uncover Joggers - Navy

Literally an inner hankie to clean with
Whats ur hankie code
9/18/2024 5:42:23 AM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Black

Does box wine shrink
9/19/2024 6:32:40 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

You dont like the peach sleeve wizard?
9/22/2024 11:06:44 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Maybe do leg day?
9/23/2024 12:40:38 AM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

A guy from pakistan asked me for directions the other day. Said he recognized 'jiu jitsu' on my shirt. I was lucky he didnt say it was ugly too because BJJ fashion is.. Not clever
9/28/2024 6:02:47 PM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Navy

Bro it has the color name in the title lol
9/30/2024 10:42:37 AM
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Meerkatsu Heavenly Spats

Come over and pull them off me, bro
I only see red
10/3/2024 5:29:44 AM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

Maybe don't zoom in

Not that theres anything wrong with that
10/6/2024 1:46:45 AM
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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

DM me asap my Queen
10/10/2024 12:39:56 AM
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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

GSP wore ur style in 2003
10/31/2024 10:58:36 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats

The way that cut popped open made me wince. I thought serrano won and was surprised. Loved her coaches energy, i think hes old enough for the Paulmoney division
11/16/2024 2:29:39 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

rise up my brethren
12/1/2024 10:19:04 PM
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Tatami "Made in Japan" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

sounds like bulk up and buy 2xl
12/10/2024 7:16:47 PM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

5'8" & 171lbs shall not be denied
12/11/2024 7:18:30 AM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

lol 93brand employees down voting me. your clothes sucks. get your brand to adult male sizes
and rename it 100brand
12/12/2024 7:34:03 AM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

its winter in the civilized world outside of your madmax island ol' m8
12/12/2024 1:06:50 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

yeah well try to pull them off me bro
pull me off
of the deal
12/14/2024 9:45:44 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

I want to ask armbar questions regarding the scenario but fear it at the same time
12/14/2024 9:47:35 PM
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Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts

if you only wear the top and not the bottom the experience is at least 50% as str8 as ibjjf
12/15/2024 6:03:48 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

what's ur baseline to measure theoretical vs acktual
12/17/2024 11:06:28 PM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Navy

we didn't banish your kin to the nether regions of earth out of kindness, you pay now
12/21/2024 10:34:40 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Midnight & French Navy

I never in my life wore women's underwear until I bought 93brand

I'll live my life the way I want
12/24/2024 1:46:51 AM
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