Buddy of mine has this. It's actually pretty dope in person.

Did it come with saddle shoes and an invitation to the Sadie Hawkins dance?

Mine did come with saddles shoes; I got kicked out of the kids class for wearing them on the mat.

My mind restructured your comment to read that you’d kicked the kids on the mat in kids class with your saddle shoes. That’s just sick.

“Lettering in varsity level grooming is something we try to keep in the family, son.”

Lmao. Your comments are the best.

Yale thing?

You should buy this. It will make your bjj befter

It certainly seems it will make someone’s BJ’s better.

My brother in Christ, you literally bought the deal

The app is bugged and says people bought stuff when they didn't

Stfu it was funnier if he bought it

Their mom, on the other hand, looked like an olympic powerlifter- on the Soviet men’s team.

I have the Standard issue V2. They are very fitted and probably my favorite fitting gi for a lean, athletic build. If your chest is bigger than your waist and you dont have monster quads it fits really well. The pants on the standard have a slight taper toward the ankle that i like. Not bespoke by any means, but certainly less “pajamas” and more athletic uniform. If you have the means i recommend picking one up. But not this one.

I have the Athlite Midnight edition and its my favorite gi

I recently purchased the ecru Athlete. It has yet to arrive. I’m cautiously optimistic that will have a similar cut to the Standard V2.

Would you describe yourself as thick?

Cooler still would be Jiu Jitsu becoming a national, sanctioned athletic sport at the secondary and collegiate levels where a player could earn an actual varsity jacket instead of buying items like this to relive their unfulfilled high school fantasies.

It goes without saying that if you ride a moped, you enjoy it but bever admit it.

I ride an xDiavel. I didnt get the reference?????

G’day, hows your bum for grubs?

Your Duc is fun, yes? Its also sexy as hell, yes? Ao much so that you humblebrag about it, right?

A pedal assist 50cc moped is also fun to ride, but I reckon the Sheilas arent gonna be beating a path to your door for a blast through the outback, dodging roos, picking mozzies out of their teeth on it down to Bondi for a six pack of Vitamin B and some vegimite crusted shrimps on the barbie.

Fun but you defo dont want your friends to see you on it. Nor in this gi. Fair dinkum.

rise to infamy snarf. you have a long road of shitposting before you.

“The Delaware Child Groomers”

Get a different schtick Joe. Crow of Judgement is the progenitor of the item assement based account style. Try witty remarks, or calling into question a person’s manhood. Both are quite popular and accepted comment paths.

Calling a woman’s manhood into question is particularly entertaining. Try that for starters. Bon chance!