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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 - White

Flow still hates fhe beefy lads.

9/21/2024 9:50:04 PM

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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

“Jits” lets me know to not take you seriously.

6/4/2024 11:43:31 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Progress M6 Gi — Peach ($89). All sizes.

4/12/2024 11:03:54 PM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee

That sumo graphic on the left hurts my eyes and soul.

3/6/2024 11:22:49 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Turn it inside out and go deer hunting in it.

1/21/2024 11:02:07 PM

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Fuji Day Pack Backpack - Navy

But it’s not covered in dopey slogans or two skeletons rolling. How will people know i’m a trained killer?

1/11/2024 11:05:13 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

Very Roy Lichtenstein. I like it.

1/6/2024 11:21:49 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thr Metric rashgurd should have sizing in kilograms. It just makes senss.

12/23/2023 11:01:02 PM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Any chance it gets here before Christmas?

(Of 2024, that is.)

12/17/2023 11:01:52 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Strong Jesco White vibes.

11/27/2023 11:08:42 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

I actually ordered this before and it still shows a printed and not shipped…

11/26/2023 9:29:39 AM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

The inside out pants is an interesting photo.

11/17/2023 11:02:09 PM

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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

Thundercats.

11/15/2023 5:50:00 AM

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Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard

Timothy Leary approved.

11/9/2023 10:02:02 AM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Craig Jones x RuPaul

11/7/2023 11:01:19 PM

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Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

My gym only lets people with gunmetal belts wear gunmetal gis.

10/29/2023 11:04:35 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

Bela Lugosi fears Dongs guy.

10/25/2023 11:02:30 PM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Just roll all of the Tiger King jokes from yesterday over to today as well.

10/22/2023 11:01:48 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

I called for help twice!

10/21/2023 11:03:19 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Starting Rolling Deals with the soap is like starting a roll with a devastating ogoshi. Awesome, but probably nowhere to go but down.

10/13/2023 11:02:54 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

The guy wearing this gi looks like he would try to feed a carrot to a bus.

10/9/2023 11:05:39 PM

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Meerkatsu Bow & Arrow Choke T-Shirt

I can’t decide if I like this or if I absolutely detest it. I just know I’m not indifferent to it.

10/8/2023 11:17:11 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I think my first television was a Sharp.

10/5/2023 11:01:52 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

This might be my favorite gi. Great contruction and super comfortable pants. Highly recommended.

10/3/2023 11:09:26 PM

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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

Never been disappointed with my 93 brand gis.

10/2/2023 9:04:51 PM

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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey

I’m glad Jerry Garcia didn’t live to see this.

9/28/2023 11:02:22 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

This might as well not have any graphics.

Usually the graphics are too much, but this is subtle to the point of insignificance.

9/26/2023 11:04:02 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

Carrying my gi like a cartoon hobo is not a selling point for me.

9/24/2023 11:03:24 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Even if i coild pick which two, i would pass.

9/21/2023 11:05:58 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

Very, very nice.

Don’t need another gi, but very tempted…

9/20/2023 12:06:21 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Metric. Size is in pounds.

I love the irony.

9/19/2023 9:59:22 AM

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Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black

Instead of the hood covering the words, it might be better off covering up what people will think are fellating skeletons.

9/16/2023 11:03:37 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

IBJJF legal?

9/15/2023 11:01:25 PM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

I have the “less thinking“ part down.

8/30/2023 3:50:46 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue

Never knew rhe Alps stretched all the way to New Mexico.

8/21/2023 10:46:08 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Short sleeves == mat burns

8/18/2023 11:55:51 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Craig Jones approved

8/16/2023 11:02:14 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" Spats

8/8/2023 11:02:04 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Pencil thighs only.

8/5/2023 11:01:31 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Comes with an Exxon gas sponsorship.

8/4/2023 11:31:31 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

Getting Manchurian Candidate vibes off of this.

7/23/2023 11:02:10 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

If only someone here had an opinion on the velcro.

7/20/2023 11:02:37 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

The guy in the first photo looks like someone who would heelhook someone on a free trial so they can see what “it’s really like”.

7/14/2023 11:11:51 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Cool. A rashguard named after my fourth favorite Canadian band.

7/7/2023 11:35:01 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Looks like the Army Rangers don’t give varsity letters.

7/6/2023 11:02:10 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Armbar soap, 5-pack. $20

6/30/2023 11:02:21 PM

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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

My grandfather would ask, “Black Ops Month? Why isn’t there a White Ops Month?” Always made Easter uncomfortable.

6/29/2023 11:01:36 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Quality bag. Been using it for years and it still looks new, even the bottom graphic, which I thought would have worn off a long time ago. Can’t say enough good things about this bag.

6/27/2023 11:02:10 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Big men and tiny ladies are out of luck.

6/25/2023 11:01:44 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

This proves it is not Scramble that is the problem, it’s that weird varsity letter gimmick that doesn’t get over.

6/24/2023 11:48:21 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

The bag game has been really on point lately. Good on ya, BJJHQ!

6/21/2023 11:14:40 PM

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Gameness Pro Rank

I’m just happy it’s not a Scramble Varsity gi.

6/18/2023 11:01:48 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

This rashguard makes me want to flush the radiator on a 96 Dodge Neon.

6/16/2023 11:10:21 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I would really like it if it looked completely different and came in my size.

6/15/2023 12:00:45 AM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Up to a 44 waist?

Quality.

6/11/2023 11:02:18 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

You easentially have to be a child to wear a Scramble small.

6/10/2023 12:22:19 AM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

Roll and do SAT prep at the same time.

6/8/2023 11:01:57 PM

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93brand M93 Short Sleeve

BMW cease and desist incoming…

6/8/2023 6:38:07 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

Next is to sell a giant bag to hold all of fhe other bags they’ve sold lately…

6/4/2023 11:01:58 PM

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Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)

Defective — wait for it! — just like my jiu-jutsu.

6/3/2023 11:01:47 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Fun fact: The M6 runs from Catthorpe to Gretna.

6/1/2023 11:02:22 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Clemson approved.

5/30/2023 11:14:51 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Just in time for Memorial Day?

5/28/2023 11:02:07 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Lewis Hamilton approved, probably.

5/26/2023 11:02:18 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Tatami gear just never resonates with me.

5/25/2023 1:43:52 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

On the same day my Kitsune bag came in the mail.

Oh, the irony.

5/22/2023 11:13:36 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

You know what they say about guys with small feet?

They can buy this deal.

5/20/2023 11:02:33 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

This gi again?

5/19/2023 11:01:35 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Minty fresh.

5/18/2023 11:01:02 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Realtree or Mossy Oak?

5/16/2023 11:45:12 AM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

I’m going to RNC a turkey to death in these shorts.

5/16/2023 12:28:09 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Hey, it happens to every guy eventually; BJJHQ just prematurely did its thing. Let it take a nap and it can try again later…

5/14/2023 11:04:44 PM

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Tatami Model X - White

X gonna give it to ya.

5/13/2023 11:01:43 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

It looks like a TV test pattern.

(If you don’t know, ask your parents.)

5/12/2023 11:29:30 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash

Metric, but the sizes are in pounds.

Now that’s good irony.

5/11/2023 11:03:40 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Fuji gis are top quality. Period. Get involved.

5/9/2023 11:01:36 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

Reminds me of when Topo Gigio would appear on Ed Sullivan.

Because I’m a thousand years old.

5/8/2023 11:32:00 PM

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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

A lot of really nice bags lately… nicely done, BJJHQ!

5/7/2023 11:03:45 PM

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Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash

I wonder if this is marketed as the “Mars Olive” in Rome.

Sorry, I’ll get my coat.

5/5/2023 11:09:25 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

Love this gi. One of my favorites. Highly recommended.

5/4/2023 11:42:40 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Do these come with an Australian accent?

5/3/2023 11:02:25 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Clearly a reference to the Puccini opera.

Very cultured move. Get involved.

4/30/2023 11:10:01 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

A4 sold out, no A5.

Beefy lads look elsewhere.

4/28/2023 11:22:52 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

You look like about 250 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Private Pyle!

4/20/2023 11:06:59 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Shares the name with one of my least favorite bands and has sleeves like stained glass windows. Hard pass.

4/17/2023 11:07:30 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Curb is better than Seinfeld. Far better.

4/16/2023 1:50:30 AM

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Phalanx "King Olive" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

King Hippo >>> King Olive.

4/13/2023 11:06:30 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Half Army Private, Half Park Ranger… all pass.

4/12/2023 11:04:07 PM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

The band Survivor’s IP lawyers would like to have a word.

4/11/2023 11:04:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

If you didn’t buy it in white, you’re probably not going to buy it in navy either.

4/7/2023 11:00:59 PM

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Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)

I would buy this bag, but I don’t want hippies and protestors spitting on me at the airport.

4/6/2023 11:49:50 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

Carolina blue. Controversial color choice.

4/5/2023 11:57:46 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That will go well with yesterday’s shorts…

4/1/2023 11:01:48 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag

18 x 14 x 8 seems kinda small…

3/26/2023 11:14:26 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

S, M, L only.

Must be in honor of the UFC bantamweight fight tonight.

3/25/2023 11:02:57 PM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

I don’t have the confidence to wear those.

3/23/2023 11:02:05 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I think of it as $230 for the tape and the mats are free.

3/19/2023 11:24:55 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Yianni D. Four times. Respect.

3/18/2023 11:00:38 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

Matt Ramos over Spencer Lee.

Get involved.

3/17/2023 11:01:07 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I feel like this is some sort of joke that I just don’t get.

3/14/2023 11:53:03 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

I have this gi and absolutely love it. Would happily buy again. Highly recommended.

3/12/2023 11:06:27 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Everyone who wears an A0 or A1 gi:

Come get your slides!

3/11/2023 11:03:39 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Not sure why not, but I have never once been even slightly tempted to buy a Manto gi.

3/10/2023 11:12:36 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts

Not Xtreme enough for me.

I require XXXtreme.

3/9/2023 11:01:28 PM

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93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi

I told myself not to buy any more gis… dammit.

3/7/2023 11:43:20 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Silas Allred over Max Dean was a better match than Jon Jones over Cyril Gane.

Change my mind.

3/5/2023 11:02:59 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

What’s everyone’s favorite match from the Big Ten wrestling tournament so far?

3/5/2023 12:32:33 AM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

Good brand. They made my snowblower and lawnmower.

3/2/2023 11:01:25 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

I bought these and they are not bad. True to size and don’t squeeze the life out of my thighs like those Scramble shorts. Worth a purchase.

2/27/2023 11:07:27 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Bummed I missed the 93 C-Spec Butterfly in white. Hopefully it cycles back around at some point.

2/25/2023 9:31:37 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Like a bad penny, this just keeps turning back up…

2/23/2023 11:01:45 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

No A6.

A5 sold out.

Us “Full Grown Men” can check out until tomorrow.

2/21/2023 11:32:24 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

I’m sorry, but absolutely not.

2/15/2023 11:01:35 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

If I didn’t already own it, I would happily buy it. Quality gi.

2/13/2023 11:01:50 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Yes, please.

2/12/2023 11:03:50 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Something something Tiger King reference something.

2/10/2023 11:46:26 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Sakuraba or not, I’m not wearing those.

2/8/2023 11:09:06 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

To everyone who is going to wear this gi:

Thank you for your service.

2/7/2023 11:01:32 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" White Gi

I’m not looking to buy any more gis right now… but if I were…

2/6/2023 2:41:12 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

I like seeing new items and I love my 93 gis, but this hat isn’t working for me, unfortunately.

2/4/2023 11:03:34 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Anyone going to mention what happens when you read it upside down?

2/4/2023 10:16:54 AM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

Some really quality gis lately.

Keep up the good work, BJJHQ!

2/1/2023 11:25:52 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

I’m neither peaceful enough for the Zen nor confident enough for the unicorns. I am not the target audience.

1/26/2023 11:03:15 PM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Squad Hawk and Squad Animal… the Squad Road Warriors!

1/25/2023 11:01:34 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I wish my BJJ was good enough that I could wear this.

1/23/2023 11:01:54 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Frosty in a Fuji gi… but without the nipple flash?

Controversial.

1/19/2023 11:09:24 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

New brand Latin Skeletor? Get involved!

1/18/2023 11:04:35 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

You can’t convince me that’s not Hikaru Nakamura as the model.

1/18/2023 10:13:19 AM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

When was the last time we saw anything from this brand? I like it… mixing up the rotation a little bit!

1/17/2023 11:02:24 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

I love everything about it except the color. I wish it was just traditional white… it’s a nice grey, but would just prefer white.

1/15/2023 11:04:59 PM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

What does fractions have to do with it?

The 0/100 chance I buy it?

1/14/2023 11:01:37 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Totally dig Kitsune’s gear. Quality stuff.

1/11/2023 11:02:04 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

How ironic... My BJJ is also a show about nothing.

1/8/2023 11:02:07 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

I’m old enough to remember when these would have been cool.

1/4/2023 1:07:11 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Just when I thought the Fuji mats were the biggest rolling deals botch ever…

1/1/2023 11:11:02 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Sunday night rolling deals? Controversial!

1/1/2023 11:02:15 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Happy new year, you bunch of creeps.

1/1/2023 12:38:28 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

No New Year’s Eve Rolling Deals?

Shocking.

12/31/2022 8:40:42 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

In the words of the wise philosopher Uncle Roger, “Why so white?”

12/29/2022 12:47:49 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Those kanji characters are in such a strange position.

12/26/2022 11:31:20 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

License plate on the ass and no nipple peek from Frosty? Come on, Fuji. Sort it out.

12/22/2022 11:01:37 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

The lower case “a” is giving me the fear.

12/20/2022 11:01:35 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

That’s actually really nice.

12/19/2022 12:04:59 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

The sizes are going largest to smallest.

I feel like this is someone’s cry for help.

12/16/2022 11:01:52 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Quality.

Get involved.

12/11/2022 11:02:49 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Maybe I’m a bad person, but I don’t really care for comical or wacky BJJ gear.

12/5/2022 11:04:39 PM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)

I’m not going to say anything negative because I don’t want repackaged Dongs guy making me feel bad.

11/27/2022 11:14:32 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I expect this rashguard to be on sale for an hour and then some Fuji mats to be on sale for the other 23 hours.

11/26/2022 11:01:44 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

What a mess of a Rolling Deals.

20 hours later and we are just now starting to loop around.

11/26/2022 9:04:23 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Fuji Mats going for the next 22 hours and change?

Makes for a quick Rolling Deals, I guess.

11/26/2022 12:10:28 AM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Wait, so we are getting Rolling Deals on Black Friday, Cyber Monday or both?!

11/24/2022 11:00:48 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

This goes on sale immediately after Sebastian Vettel retires from Formula 1.

Coincidence? Probably.

11/23/2022 11:02:08 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Seasonal rashguard? Love 93, but i’m going to pass on something I wouldn’t wear year around.

11/20/2022 11:03:53 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Appropriate name. A message is just about all you could fit in there.

11/19/2022 7:57:55 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Thrash spats? More like trash spats.

Sorry, I’ll get my coat.

11/17/2022 11:10:53 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Mornings are jiu-jitsu!

(That “for” is kind of hiding, innit?)

11/15/2022 11:02:39 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Nice way to cap off a Sunday.

11/13/2022 11:01:41 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Release *yawn* the Kraken.

11/8/2022 11:19:00 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Oof.

11/6/2022 11:00:34 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

BJJHQ = Jiu Jitsu Headquarters.

Shots fired on Brazil, I guess.

11/5/2022 11:39:19 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Strong Tea Party vibes here. Hard pass.

11/3/2022 11:23:32 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Frosty covering both nipples again. What a tease.

10/30/2022 11:01:56 PM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Needs More Hidden Characters.

10/26/2022 11:02:11 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

The irony of having “sumo” in your name but only going up to a 38 inch waist is more than I can handle.

10/23/2022 11:08:15 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I need a photograph to let me know what is written across the ass.

10/22/2022 11:02:09 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This is very appropriate for me since my jiu jitsu is a show about nothing as well.

10/21/2022 11:05:30 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Missed a good opportunity to appropriate some sugar skulls just in time for Dia de los Muertos.

10/20/2022 11:03:31 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Are those unicorns IBJJF approved?

10/19/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

I use this bag and it is pretty much indestructible. Holds a ton of gear as well. Really nice and worth every penny. Get involved.

10/17/2022 11:02:20 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Is that a fat Danny Trejo modelling those?

10/16/2022 11:03:06 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

This gi looks like mint chocolate chip.

10/14/2022 11:01:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

I really want to like this gi for some reason… but it’s just not working for me.

10/11/2022 11:03:05 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Kitsune gear = take my money.

10/6/2022 11:24:55 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

“Does not include white belt” is some lowkey shade Fuji is throwing on its own product. Bold.

10/4/2022 11:03:23 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Big Sanrio energy.

9/25/2022 11:15:10 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If you like dots, this is the rashguard for you.

9/22/2022 1:00:18 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

That Tatami bag us comically small.

9/17/2022 10:14:21 AM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Something something something Janet Jackson something.

9/14/2022 11:28:17 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

My streak of passing on Manto gear continues…

9/13/2022 11:02:13 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

I heard Dongs isn’t here anymore because he missed weight by 8 pounds and had to move to another website/app.

9/11/2022 11:34:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Scramble has no time for the beefy lad. None.

9/9/2022 11:04:23 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

No clue what’s going on here with that design. Disturbing.

9/6/2022 11:38:45 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

I feel let down that there were no rolling deals this weekend. I convinced myself it was going to happen, so i have only myself to blame.

9/5/2022 9:52:51 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

If i showed up to class
With writing across my ass
My coach would then mock
And kick me in my cock
So I think that i should pass.

9/3/2022 11:04:48 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Let’s be honest: after that bamboo gi, everything was going to feel like a little bit of a step down…

9/2/2022 11:13:15 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Damn. This is going to sell out IMMEDIATELY.

9/1/2022 11:00:40 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Welcome to the…

I can’t even finish such a hack line.

8/31/2022 11:04:03 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

I’m sure it is quality gear… but i have never been tempted to buy anything from MANTO and that’s not changing tonight.

8/27/2022 11:12:52 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Is this hat IBJJF approved?

8/26/2022 11:24:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Finally… a canvas on which I can paint my very mediocre jiu-jitsu.

8/25/2022 11:05:44 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Very nice… but the last thing I need is to buy another gi.

8/17/2022 11:09:13 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

With any luck, when you go to turtle, your opponent will look at that graphic on the back and have a stroke.

8/16/2022 11:21:20 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Looks like McNulty from The Wire.

8/15/2022 11:04:33 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Does it come in A3H?

8/12/2022 11:06:09 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

I love the irony that it is called “metric” and fhe sizes are in pounds.

8/11/2022 11:27:07 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

I like the blacked out 93 Hooks gi better because I don’t care for shitty bands that peaked in 1991.

8/10/2022 11:18:25 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

“Manto” backwards is “Otnam”.

8/9/2022 11:23:15 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Quality gi great price Frosty’s nipple = instant buy.

8/8/2022 11:02:41 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Dongs guy has been shamed and has left us. Are you all happy now?

8/7/2022 11:32:00 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Warning: the lining in these shorts is best suited for people who always skip leg day.

8/4/2022 11:02:56 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If Scramble is good ebough for Sakuraba, that’s good enough for me.

7/31/2022 11:07:15 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

It’s like i pressed my junk up against a stained glass window… but not in a good way.

7/29/2022 11:01:50 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

XXL is 38”? I feel so judged…

7/27/2022 11:10:12 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I don’t have enough tattoos to buy this, it seems.

7/25/2022 11:12:03 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Those are some shorts alright. Pass.

7/24/2022 11:01:25 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

I have never had a bad experience owning a Fuji gi… but that license plate on the ass is more than I can accept. Pass.

7/22/2022 12:09:23 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

If it said “Dirk Diggler” in exploding neon… I still wouldn’t buy it, but it would be pretty funny.

7/19/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

The preferred nomenclature is “African-American Ops”, I believe.

7/18/2022 11:07:44 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

In the words of that Storage Wars geek, this looks like about a $40 bill all day.

7/16/2022 11:08:49 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

miami_vice_theme.mp3

7/14/2022 11:22:08 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Does this gi come with a week of free lessons?

7/12/2022 11:33:14 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I should have stocked up on cheap amphetamines so I could see every single deal.

7/8/2022 11:26:14 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

@BJJHQ Someone needs to check the clock!

7/8/2022 11:03:22 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Just like with their underwear, this should have a tiny condom pocket sewn into it somewhere.

7/7/2022 11:21:56 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Largest size is an A4? Nothing for the full grown men, I sss…

6/29/2022 11:02:01 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

You can just tell by looking at their faces: She is making him edge so hard and they both love it.

6/23/2022 11:02:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

At leaat it is not the one with the ejaculate design… err, i mean, “marbled” design.

6/20/2022 11:27:12 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

Not bad…

6/19/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

A bit too “Sailor Jerry” for me… pass.

6/17/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Cue the Janet Jackson music!

6/15/2022 11:01:45 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

I really wanted tonight’s deal to be the soap, but even cheaper, just as a rib on everyone who bought it yesterday.

6/13/2022 11:02:46 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

“Nobody argued with him. We all understood. In some circles, Armbar Soap Day is a far, far better thing than the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby and the Lower Oakland Roller Derby Finals all rolled into one.” — Hunter S Thompson, almost

6/13/2022 3:19:15 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Do we switch from complaining about soap to complaining about Rolling Deals now? Or is it back to velcro shorts? I can’t keep up.

6/12/2022 11:10:48 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

So tempted… but too many gis already…

6/11/2022 11:07:16 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Sort of an R Crumb meets Dia De Los Muertos vibe. I should lile it, but it’s not clicking with me.

6/10/2022 11:02:42 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

Yep. That’s a t-shirt alright.

6/9/2022 11:01:12 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Excellent gi for the price. Jacket is a little heavy, but solid all the same.

6/7/2022 11:02:29 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

That guy looks vaguely like McNulty from _The Wire_.

6/3/2022 11:03:53 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

You know where you are?

You’re in the jungle, baby!

You’re gonna pass on buying!

6/2/2022 12:52:08 AM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

I told myself I wasn’t going to buy any more gis… *sigh*

5/27/2022 11:18:41 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

You better have thighs like bean poles or these shorts will cut off the circulation to your damn legs.

5/25/2022 11:02:09 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

I can’t say enough great things about Kitsune gis.

This is kind of a weird color and my coach is kind of strict on colors or I would buy it… but it’s an awesome gi.

5/24/2022 11:03:49 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yikes.

5/23/2022 11:03:55 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I was really hoping this was sold out in my size. That would have made the decision for me. As it is, this is a really nice gi, but I really don’t need another!

5/21/2022 11:02:47 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

I bought their lawn mower, so I might as well buy their rashgurds.

5/20/2022 11:02:27 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Great. Now i have that damn Janet Jackson song stuck in my head.

5/19/2022 11:02:10 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I like that there’s a laptop pocket.

Maybe I could check my email while getting choked out.

5/17/2022 11:08:23 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I own this gi and I actually kind of like it. The top feels especially heavy, but it’s been a quality gi for me.

5/14/2022 11:19:12 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Now will you people stop asking for the inverted panda gear??

5/12/2022 11:01:37 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

It’s the reverse color scheme of Bruce Lee’s Game of Death top… which is maybe the only positive thing I can say about it.

5/11/2022 11:03:15 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

This is absolutely one of my favorite gis that I own. Can’t say enough good things about it!

5/10/2022 11:02:09 PM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I want that airbrushed on the side of a 70’s conversion van.

5/1/2022 11:31:08 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

So… when are you doing Rolling Deals again?

4/30/2022 11:04:58 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Tea tree shampoo is an armbar soap tease and we all know it.

4/30/2022 12:44:54 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

As soon as i fall aslsep, the Flow gi that I have been waiting for will appear… I just know it.

4/30/2022 12:10:54 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

93 Brand Butterfly Gi — Navy

4/29/2022 11:01:58 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

Wow, that A5 sold out in a hurry!

4/24/2022 11:18:56 PM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

I just wish it was black with lime green accents and FUJI across the ass in huge letters. That would be an instant buy.

4/17/2022 11:02:10 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Crossing my fingers for Easter rolling deals…

It’s what the Easter Bunny would want.

4/16/2022 10:39:32 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Suddenly I want mint chocolate chip ice cream.

4/15/2022 11:33:37 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Marble is one way to describe it.

4/14/2022 11:01:13 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Love all my Kitsune gis. Will add this one to the collection.

4/13/2022 11:09:56 PM

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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green

If only this rashguard would help my actual BJJ fighting spirit.

4/10/2022 5:09:30 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Nice… not the gi I was hoping for, but nice all the same!

4/8/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

That’s a rather large hexagon.

4/5/2022 11:09:10 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

These come around faster than a full moon.

4/2/2022 11:00:53 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Was really hoping for some WrestleMania/Final Four/start of Ramadan Rolling Deals…

4/1/2022 11:03:24 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

I own these shorts and love them. Quality.

3/31/2022 11:14:53 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Looks good for no gi; I feel skeptical a full set of gi gear would fit.

3/25/2022 11:08:20 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

I taunted the Tatami gods and this happens.

3/22/2022 11:15:05 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

$20 a rashguard? Sure, why not?

3/21/2022 11:05:43 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

Tatami, take note: Subtle branding.

3/20/2022 11:01:17 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

I hate Penn State wrestling even though their wrestlers seems mostly like decent people. Conflicted.

3/19/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

We’ve transitioned from chimps to dongs.

Seems a lateral move at best.

3/18/2022 11:03:37 PM

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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

Something something velcro something nutsack something something

3/16/2022 11:03:51 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Quality gi and in a A6? Beefy lads should approve of that.

3/15/2022 12:52:57 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Doesn’t suck. Like the brand. Purchased.

3/13/2022 11:02:40 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

Very nice.

Not buying them, but very nice all the same!

3/7/2022 11:01:16 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

You like… dots?

3/5/2022 11:01:03 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

Marble… or early 90’s acid wash? You be the judge.

3/4/2022 11:01:22 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Need to renew the registration on my gi’s license plate.

3/3/2022 11:24:27 PM

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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

Spats might be the best things since sliced bread, but I can’t bring myself to wear them.

3/1/2022 11:01:51 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Jesus, is that young Wayne Rooney?

2/25/2022 11:10:18 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Very subtle for a Tatami gi. I like it. Not going to buy it, but feel the quality.

2/25/2022 11:01:12 PM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

Adam West was the best Batman. The rest were pale imitations.

2/23/2022 11:05:41 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

“I said no-gi… not capri!”

2/23/2022 12:36:32 AM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If I hadn’t gone a little bonkers during the rolling deals, maybe…

2/21/2022 12:03:31 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Farewell, Rolling Deals…

*waves slowly and dramatically*

2/19/2022 11:04:20 PM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

And George Washington said, “Let there be Rolling Deals for almost Presidents Day!”

And he saw it, and it was good!

2/18/2022 11:02:26 PM

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Tatami 'Takedown Tiger' Spats

The Eye of the Takedown Tiger.

2/16/2022 11:01:26 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

When I wear this gi, I feel marginally better that my coach is laughing at my jiu jitsu.

2/15/2022 11:02:08 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

It’s a nice rashguard for a…

2/14/2022 11:18:15 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Yes, please. Purchased immediately.

2/13/2022 11:03:10 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Is that Dante from _Clerks_?

2/13/2022 8:00:08 AM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Fuji always makes quality gear, so it’s worth considering… but I already have enough nogi shorts, so I’m passing.

2/10/2022 11:07:23 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

If tomorrow’s item is the rashguard of this design, I’ll convert to atheism.

2/5/2022 11:14:41 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

Remarkably subtle for a Tatami gi… I’m considering.

2/4/2022 11:03:48 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

Whatever size you are thinking about getting… go up a size.

2/3/2022 11:15:29 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

I literally have no strong opinion on shampoo. Maybe I should, but I don’t.

2/2/2022 9:43:22 AM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

My gym only allows vegetable themed spats, not fruit themed spats.

1/31/2022 11:03:52 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts

I was a no, then saw they are good for surfing… and stayed a no.

1/29/2022 11:03:28 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

I’m pretty much a mark for anythjng Kitsune, so i’m in.

1/26/2022 11:20:55 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

Nah.

1/24/2022 11:01:10 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

This gi looks like it might glow in the dark…

1/24/2022 8:34:03 AM

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Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard

We had a good run with that 93 gi and the soap.

We had to regress to the mean eventually.

1/22/2022 11:10:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Hells yes.

No velcro, short-sleeved or “my school only allows a white gi” complaints about the soap!!

1/19/2022 11:12:17 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

I would buy it if one sleeve was long and the other was short.

1/18/2022 11:03:35 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Stonewashed cumstains = cumwashed?

1/17/2022 11:08:56 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

X Gonna Give It To Ya!

1/16/2022 11:01:42 PM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Yesterday, the 3XLs sell out first… and now the A5s sell out first. Lots of beefy fellas here, it seems. Good. Better than having a bunch of spindly little quarterhorse jockeys running around like tiny little fleas.

1/12/2022 10:20:32 AM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Purchased immediately. Get involved.

1/10/2022 11:02:59 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

To be fair, that is a negligable amount of tie-dye.

1/8/2022 11:02:27 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

This makes me miss the Bone Collector rashguard.

1/7/2022 11:02:44 PM

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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I don’t like a lot of novelty in my BJJ gear. My lack of cardio and technique is comedy enough.

1/6/2022 11:04:19 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Mens 3XL is 350 lbs and over?

No way that’s right.

1/4/2022 11:01:41 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Quality. I’m very tempted.

1/3/2022 11:02:07 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I’ll have to GUARD against buying thay BUTTERFLY.

Sorry, I’ll try to do better tomorrow…

1/1/2022 11:07:05 PM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

This matches that rashguard I also didn’t buy.

12/30/2021 11:10:55 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

For everyone who complains about how negative comments are, I will say something positive:

I’m positive I’m not buying this.

12/29/2021 11:05:07 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

The limp, sad, twisted way it sits there makes me ill and angry. Pass.

12/27/2021 11:02:17 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Half plain, half Cosby sweater.

Pass.

12/26/2021 11:00:51 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

I’m absolutely floored that these sold out.

12/26/2021 10:10:20 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

These shorts feel racially insensitive somehow.

12/25/2021 11:04:48 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

That’s why Tiny Tim had that little crutch: Leg locks.

12/24/2021 11:30:22 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Rationalization.

12/24/2021 8:56:23 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

The X model, as worn by DMX… possibly.

12/23/2021 11:01:20 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

I feel like I’m paying $35 for the black pair and taking the baby blue pair for free.

12/21/2021 11:05:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - Black

I already sweat way too much… this gi would triple that.

12/21/2021 9:47:34 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

If I had not just bought a gi during the rolling deals, I might buy this one. Fuji gis are solid.

12/18/2021 11:11:13 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

“Sorry kids, Santa only brought BJJ gear for me this year.”

12/17/2021 11:17:14 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Too much irony in me wearing BJJ shorts advertising any sort of progress.

12/16/2021 11:02:31 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Great in theory; disappointing in application.

A lot like my jiu-jitsu.

12/14/2021 11:05:57 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey

That’s actually pretty nice. Not a huge fan of grey, but that’s a solid deal.

12/14/2021 12:22:07 AM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Tatami has no love for the heavyweights. None.

12/12/2021 11:08:47 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

A dot for every time I have been tapped out.

12/11/2021 11:01:24 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

My gym has pretty strict color restrictions… I like this gi, but I’m fairly certain greyish-green isn’t going to fly.

12/10/2021 11:18:58 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Something something long sleeves something

12/9/2021 11:01:58 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Not too bad. Velcro is not ideal, though.

12/7/2021 11:09:20 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

Best thing for a while, but still passing.

12/7/2021 12:06:44 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

That guy in the last photo looks like he might have the same tattoos as Edward Norton in _American History X_.

12/5/2021 11:41:31 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

So far, December has been an advent calendar full of BJJ deals I am less than excited about…

12/5/2021 12:38:09 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I’ve been thinking that my rashguard collection was lacking citrus based wordplay. Looks like my prayers have been answered.

12/3/2021 11:56:37 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

I typically like Scramble, but this is just awful.

12/2/2021 12:09:27 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

Not going to lie: I really like the spartan, minimalist aesthetic of this.

Not enough to buy it, mind you, but I do like it.

11/30/2021 11:12:37 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

But do they smell like tea tree oil?

11/28/2021 11:00:38 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Wish it was long-sleeved.

11/27/2021 12:31:03 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Been waiting on this or one similar. Just made a great Thanksgiving even better.

11/25/2021 11:20:23 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

Are all of the “I wish it was long sleeved” people now going to wish it was short sleeved?

11/24/2021 11:25:18 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I reslly hope there are rolling deals tomorrow and friday so I can buy rashguards rather than talk with my in-laws.

11/24/2021 8:53:35 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

This is a really quality gi. Have had it for a while. Tempted to buy another at this price, to be honest.

11/23/2021 11:01:33 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

2XL and 3XL are for the same weights? Very suspicious.

11/20/2021 11:01:12 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Damn. That sold out as fast as I tap out.

And that’s fast.

11/20/2021 12:17:43 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Yes please.

Purchased.

11/19/2021 11:05:19 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

The shipping is a third of the total cost? Pass.

11/18/2021 11:01:45 PM

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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I don’t have enough “badass ink” on my forearms to wear this.

11/17/2021 11:53:39 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi

Between this and the black Fuji one, it’s been a good week for quality, boring gis.

11/16/2021 11:02:17 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

Does Godzilla have thumbs? Do they ever hitch-hike?

These are the questions I need answered before I buy.

11/15/2021 11:09:57 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

For some reason, the matching outfit looks like a motion capture suit to me.

11/14/2021 11:28:37 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Quality gi at a decent price. Can’t go wrong.

Boring as all hell, but better than a million logos all over it, I guess.

11/13/2021 11:02:35 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

At least it’s better than thay coffee t-shirt.

11/12/2021 11:05:16 PM

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Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPLT Shorts

This will go well with the similar rashguard I didn’t buy.

11/11/2021 11:05:59 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

Perfect for men who like fighting, coffee and whimsical shirts.

11/10/2021 11:24:21 PM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Good price on a quality gi. Could do worse.

11/9/2021 11:02:28 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

20 seconds left…

11/9/2021 10:59:47 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Nope. Not feeling it. Looks like a Lite-Brite on the back.

11/5/2021 12:00:43 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Slap a Sakuraba logo on them and double the price. License to print money.

11/3/2021 12:09:16 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The damn things are still for sale.

11/5/2021 2:24:14 AM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

If I put it on… will I also talk very slowly… and very softly… with a cold stare… in my eyes… ?

11/7/2021 1:54:24 AM

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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Stalactite and stalagmite.

11/8/2021 8:24:39 PM

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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Well, winter is just around the corner…

11/7/2021 11:05:09 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

I feel like it’s maybe a coinflip chance that he even does BJJ.

11/9/2021 9:01:14 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

“Cross-training”.

11/11/2021 2:05:17 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Doesn’t include black, coral or red belt? Nicht sehr gut!

11/14/2021 10:18:41 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

It’s because the ofher arm is so far in the distance. It’s forced perspective.

11/16/2021 6:40:36 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

That’s amazing that’s what you took away from that. I hope your BJJ is better than your reading.

11/18/2021 11:48:12 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

You, sir, are ‘rarted’.

11/21/2021 11:24:17 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

… not that there is anything wrong with that…

11/23/2021 12:19:12 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

A guy at my gym rolls nogi in shorts with zippered pockets and they scratch the hell out of me every time.

11/23/2021 11:40:52 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Chimp, but close enough.

11/23/2021 11:44:30 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Could have gone _Top Gun_, but went Steve Miller. Respect.

11/24/2021 10:31:44 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

There’s some sexy talk.

11/24/2021 11:40:36 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Only buying gis when you need one?

What a novel idea… I should try that someday.

11/26/2021 11:14:09 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

They are working their gimmick. I can respect that.

11/26/2021 8:53:22 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Ringworms have heels?

11/27/2021 12:40:45 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

The Chimp is one of the few things i can really count on.

11/27/2021 11:08:41 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

We’re all here for discount BJJ gear. This isn’t the Nobel Selection Committee… What level of discourse did you expect?

11/28/2021 11:17:38 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

I also like how there is an A6 for the taller and/or beefier lads out there.

12/1/2021 12:23:29 AM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

You buy that tape because it makes his dick hard?

12/3/2021 12:30:25 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

<insert Spiderman pointing meme here>

12/4/2021 11:45:14 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimps = Doinks

12/5/2021 9:00:19 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Maybe he only wears them once a month.

12/4/2021 11:51:49 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

The red piping absolutely kills it for me, to be honest, and does give off a costume vibe.

12/7/2021 11:10:07 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I generally don’t. Of course, that’s just personal preference, but it just feels a bit too flash for me.

12/7/2021 9:10:59 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Looks like a motorcycle license plate to me.

12/9/2021 1:28:31 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

WHY NOT?

12/9/2021 12:17:03 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Sorry. Didn’t mean to yell. I needed to eat something.

12/9/2021 5:37:47 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

You might want to lower your expectations. It’s discount BJJ gear, what do you expect?

12/9/2021 12:18:18 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

No, he means “the clap”. This rashguard is full of a social disease.

12/10/2021 10:15:56 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

If you have a super old school gi with a top made out of what feels like an old flour sack, maybe you want to spare your elbow and forearms… but mostly that’s not the case these days.

12/10/2021 10:13:54 AM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I suspect a lot of it is because it is different… but also a limited run has something to do with it.

12/10/2021 11:29:12 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

And yet here you are, writing a negative comment about negative comments.

One of us… one of us…

12/14/2021 11:59:18 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

But will that outfit increase my chance at urban survival, or whatever the line is?

12/15/2021 8:24:35 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

This app hates how often you disappoint it.

Let’s call it a draw.

12/17/2021 11:57:47 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

I’m absolutely there for a REGRESS line of gear.

12/17/2021 11:56:09 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Oos, indeed.

12/17/2021 6:19:46 AM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

So glad that blue Kitsune gi came back around. I hated that something as stupid as sleep prevented me from snagging it…

12/18/2021 5:42:36 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It should come with a hollow cane full of bourbon.

12/19/2021 11:08:09 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

That’s exactly what the school psychologist said.

12/22/2021 12:09:46 AM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

10p wouldn’t buy much weed. Need at least £10 for me to be interested.

12/23/2021 7:50:22 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?

12/24/2021 4:43:49 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Why wish that on people’s finances?!

12/24/2021 11:31:06 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Hope you are feeling better, pumpkin.

12/29/2021 4:52:01 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Good thing calling people “cry babies” isn’t also complaining…

12/29/2021 10:53:44 AM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

You like what you like. Can’t make your decisions based on fake chimps and the like.

12/31/2021 8:47:33 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Very generous and spacious cut in the pants?

1/1/2022 8:04:39 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Let’s see Paul Allen’s rashguard.

1/2/2022 12:40:53 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I prefer it be eggshell… with Silian Grail letters for the emroidery.

1/2/2022 4:18:06 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Someone call an ambulance.

1/3/2022 11:02:40 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Much better writing skills than any of the lower primates around here… have an uptick on me.

1/4/2022 5:43:56 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Probably the A3H that they don’t offer…

1/4/2022 5:45:42 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Mine chokes the shit out of me all the time anyway.

1/4/2022 11:06:21 PM

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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

The Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!

1/7/2022 2:13:18 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

Hey, from your lips to God’s ear.

1/7/2022 11:11:03 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

My man just joined and that’s the first thing he posts. Quality. Creepy comments like that make me actually miss the chimp(s).

1/10/2022 10:42:35 AM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

Right? He’s about to get choked the fuck out.

1/10/2022 10:43:02 AM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Taking a bold stand against the American Heart Association. Are you pro-Diabetes also?

1/10/2022 11:05:08 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thr Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!

1/13/2022 9:29:43 AM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

If sound opinions on rashguards are in short supply on here, then only a total ass would get their political opinions from here either.

1/14/2022 9:06:27 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

That guy is no joke IRL. Fairly certain he would wreck you and damn near everyone you know.

1/15/2022 10:41:56 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

That was just mean and hurtful.

1/17/2022 7:15:47 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Sketchy Progress shortsleeved rashguard tomorrow confirmed.

1/21/2022 10:50:26 AM

Comment on:

Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

None, I believe is the answer.

1/21/2022 11:18:53 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard

Two words: Gun show.

1/22/2022 11:09:24 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

800 gsm?

Must like being really warm and sweaty.

1/24/2022 4:10:53 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

I know this is a joke, but those baked apples are really delicious.

1/25/2022 10:04:43 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

There’s soap… and then there’s *soap*.

1/28/2022 10:34:54 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

When not rocking the Hayabusa Marvel-licensed gear, of course…

1/27/2022 11:11:02 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

While I agree completely with your sentiment, my objection to these is not homophobic. My objection is that my BJJ sucks to the point where I can’t pull off novelty gear.

2/1/2022 9:36:55 AM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

Respect for using “nana”.

2/3/2022 11:38:17 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

Or they assume that you already know the brand and the item…

2/7/2022 10:25:32 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

This post is so bad it actually made me wish for the Chimps to return.

2/7/2022 10:28:22 AM

Comment on:

93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

There has recently been found footage of the Chimp using unacceptable language with Joe Rogan on his podcast. Difficult times for the Chimp.

2/8/2022 10:41:14 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

It’s 2022… it’s OK if you don’t care which one it is. Liberate yourself. ??????

2/8/2022 10:39:00 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Unnecessarily hostile.

2/9/2022 8:03:38 AM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I don’t know if it’s the same person, but the soap joke is definitely old.

2/9/2022 11:15:05 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

You can’t type comments in handcuffs.

2/10/2022 10:21:56 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

I have several pairs of Fuji shorts and have always found them true to size.

2/10/2022 11:08:32 PM

Comment on:

Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

WomanRespecter420? Is that you?

2/12/2022 8:09:13 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Yeah! How dare you ask a genuine question!

And screw that. Iowa v Okla St >>> UFC.

2/13/2022 2:02:00 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Don’t even mention the ch*mp around here. He has sullied this fine app for the last time!

2/13/2022 11:19:24 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

It was a special edition for April Fool’s Day. Says it on the gi top label.

2/16/2022 12:05:11 AM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Yeah, except we call it “the soap”.

2/19/2022 9:59:41 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

That’s it: one product for 24 hours… new one at 11 pm ET.

And lots of positive, respectful banter in this chat.

2/20/2022 4:57:30 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

You asked a sincere question. I gave a sincere answer. It still got a “dislike”. Welcome to BJJHQ.

2/20/2022 8:54:51 PM

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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

I like to wear those Scramble shorts that size too small and cut off the circulation to my legs…

3/1/2022 11:33:28 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Exactly. If only this had a Mexican flag background…

3/2/2022 11:02:44 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

At least the chimp never talked about fellatio. Gotta give credit where it is due.

3/3/2022 2:57:50 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s very brave of you. You have our support as a BJJ community. Love is love.

3/7/2022 8:59:21 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

Very true to size. I have these in black and they are awesome. Some of my favorite training shorts.

3/8/2022 11:04:58 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

If you could see a picture of the rashguard in question, it would make more sense.

3/13/2022 9:45:14 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

None of it impacts your day-to-day life in the least. Stop whinging that it’s not 1946 anymore.

3/13/2022 9:47:42 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You typed “on” instead of “in”. Damn typos.

3/14/2022 9:27:21 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

This comment makes me wish there was a Saito brand gi… or even better, a Suzuki-gun gi.

3/15/2022 10:27:18 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

What I love about it the most is that every day, all of it gets erased and it all starts all over again, like a discount BJJ gear based reboot of _Groundhog’s Day_.

3/15/2022 6:26:04 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Very late this time. You’re slipping.

3/31/2022 1:53:34 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Jesus, let’s hope so.

4/1/2022 9:08:11 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Yes.

4/1/2022 9:08:33 PM

Comment on:

Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

Getting that sexy talk in early, aren’t you?

4/3/2022 11:29:14 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Sure… along with tickets for seats in the far upper deck.

4/5/2022 12:21:00 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s where…

4/5/2022 12:24:23 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

…

4/5/2022 12:25:07 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

.

4/8/2022 6:07:07 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

The Alpine white Flow gi. I came around once during the last rolling deals, but didn’t come back around the second time.

4/9/2022 9:29:29 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it had “You’re fucking (tapped) out!” on it, I would buy ten of them.

4/17/2022 9:01:01 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If the discourse around velcro or short-sleeved rashguards can’t be civil on here, no way in hell am I going to discuss politics here.

4/17/2022 9:02:49 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

…

4/17/2022 10:10:26 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

We have finally arrived at the point where “dongs” is a top influencer. Sad times, indeed.

4/20/2022 11:06:59 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

That’s so racist.

4/22/2022 11:23:54 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I feel that. I’m at my ideal weight if I were only 6’10”.

4/23/2022 2:55:56 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

Wait, now there are A5’s? I’m confused!

4/25/2022 9:14:31 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Aesthetic Floral Dragon Long Sleeved rashguard — $29

4/29/2022 11:20:57 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Some people *need* soap.

And to wash their gi.

4/29/2022 11:29:47 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Suspect most people in a crackhouse are more concerned with the crack and less with the decor.

4/29/2022 11:30:40 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

In lavender or not?

5/1/2022 11:45:51 AM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I’m noticing a correlation between dongs up/down votes and S&P performance. Perhaps the dongs guy is Jay Powell?

5/2/2022 11:03:08 AM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

To be fair, it’s an interesting image and full credit to the artist who produced such a remarkable work… but it’s not really something I personally would wear.

5/2/2022 11:01:10 AM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

This is the BJJHQ equivalent of when Groot said, “*We* are Groot”.

5/3/2022 7:13:45 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Dong arts?

5/6/2022 11:09:19 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Starting with yours, fella.

5/6/2022 11:10:13 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have never had the drawstring knots come undone on mine… but then again, I tie them together when I wash them, so maybe that prevents it?

5/11/2022 9:28:29 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I blame Jerome Powell and the Fed.

5/17/2022 11:03:27 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Stagflation.

5/20/2022 11:03:18 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

This was the “We are Groot” moment we have all been waiting for.

5/21/2022 4:28:57 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I was really hoping the new gimmick was going to be to add another “o” each time.

5/21/2022 11:03:26 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If i buy this, can i also become the mayor of Knox County, TN?

5/24/2022 12:06:16 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

I would actually love a rashguard with “Doyle Hargreaves Construction” on it.

5/26/2022 11:33:32 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This… is questionable at best.

5/28/2022 11:02:27 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Damn. BJJHQ coming in and regulating.

5/31/2022 10:19:48 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I will never understand: sometimes, there is a lot of support for this, but other times not. The “dongs” posts are like a Rorschach test. We see what we want fo see.

5/31/2022 9:26:48 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Pro: Dorian Yates reference
Con: Eveyrthing else.

6/1/2022 12:01:07 AM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have it and love it. Very study and yet very comfortable.

6/5/2022 11:04:27 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

_Death of Stalin_ is actually a really good film. Directed by Armando Iannucci. Highly recommended.

6/7/2022 12:40:26 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

And on the seventh day, the LORD gave us soap… and said it was good.

6/9/2022 11:49:01 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

They were busy tending to their dong.

6/9/2022 11:50:07 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

“Jumping” Jim Brunzell and B Brian Blair. Absolute legends. Brunzell also a Minnesota alumnus. Respect.

6/11/2022 6:21:25 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Soap is tomorrow… allegedly.

6/11/2022 11:01:36 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Dongs person bought the soap. I love the meta of that.

6/12/2022 11:56:52 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I’m debating the same thing, but ~$50 on soap feels… almost irresponsible.

6/12/2022 11:15:59 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Or Inverted Gear gis in IBJFF unapproved colors only? That’s in the complaininf rotation also…

6/12/2022 11:55:05 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Better than “Enter the Ass: Wash Your System”.

6/12/2022 11:59:21 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Or else it gets thr hose again!

6/13/2022 4:36:50 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

This soap is like cocaine. If you have never tried it, you can’t possibly understand.

6/13/2022 11:36:37 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Beef your ass up.

6/21/2022 8:59:47 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yeah, thry size a little small, but once you know that, you can adjust for that.

6/26/2022 11:07:23 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

* I see.

Jesus, i stink.

6/29/2022 11:02:28 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Rolling dongs?

7/8/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I know that and you know that… but if the app is counting down to zero, it doesn’t know that.

7/8/2022 11:14:51 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

It’s gone a minute past…

7/8/2022 11:21:19 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

I feel like Dongs guy should stand for UK Prime Minister, but I suspect he’s Labour.

7/10/2022 11:29:33 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Go straight to donkey guard. They will be mesmerized by reading MANTO on your ass. Then knee bar them and snap it off. Legendary.

7/10/2022 11:27:58 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

I wonder how many people check on Dongs guy first and only then look at the item for sale…

7/11/2022 11:41:55 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

Not me. I was holding out for a 3XL.

7/15/2022 11:45:23 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

We need an “El Hijo del Sr Dongs” account ASAP, complete with Luchador mask avatar.

7/17/2022 2:40:21 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

There’s a discount code also that makes it pretty much the same price as here…

7/17/2022 5:47:25 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

In the same way that The Ringmaster became Stone Cold, I expect Jimmy Stoole to come back with a fresh new dong-related gimmick soon. Still holding out hope for El Hijo del Sr Dong.

7/18/2022 12:03:36 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

The World’s Strongest Man. Respect.

7/18/2022 11:08:37 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

I’m sorry yours is not long enough to wiggle, but instead just sits there like a sad, static little acorn.

7/20/2022 9:07:18 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

*cringe*

7/20/2022 11:02:30 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

I think you are good either way. Both solid brands.

7/22/2022 5:38:08 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

That sucks. I have never had a problem with any gis or rashguards. Did you reach out to them? Their customer service has been pretty solid with me in the past.

7/22/2022 5:33:10 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

I’m a left-handed Gemini who enjoys hiking, walks on the beach and De La Riva guard. A3 or A4?

7/22/2022 5:37:35 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

This post is a de facto referendum on Dongs guy. Split support shows me everything I need to know.

7/23/2022 5:27:46 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Your disdain only powers dongs guy, I would imagine.

7/24/2022 12:31:09 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Or they just got a shit-ton of them in…

8/1/2022 4:12:06 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Can confirm… I bought the black ones a while ago and they are super tight on my thighs. They are nice, but beefy lads beware.

8/5/2022 2:05:09 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

If he hadn’t jumped the shark before, he certainly has now.

8/7/2022 10:16:14 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

clap clap clap… then commit a sexual assault?

8/7/2022 9:30:33 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Before or after you return those videotapes?

8/8/2022 8:43:46 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Just be glad your bag doesn’t hang outside the bottom…

8/13/2022 9:37:15 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

You see what you want to see in that comment, fella.

8/17/2022 11:48:01 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Could be 140 Pesos and I would still pass.

8/21/2022 11:32:44 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

It is before tie-dye but after plaid.

8/23/2022 10:04:14 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

None of us are, really.

Comes the hour, come the man, as they say.

8/24/2022 10:15:10 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Maybe the fourth best JCVD film? I might rank Bloodsport at 1 for Bolo as the massive heel, Kickboxer at 2 for Tong Po, Street Fighter at the controversial 3 and then Lionheart at 4.

8/23/2022 11:23:46 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

There’s every chance that TimeCop should be at 3 and that I am overvaluing Street Fighter strictly on the basis of Raul Julia’s genius.

8/24/2022 10:13:52 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I could start ranking Scorsese films, but I don’t need a gimmick… unlike some people around here.

8/25/2022 9:13:36 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Imagine caring that much about what dongs guy has posted or not posted…

8/26/2022 11:49:00 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

I can see it now: a rashguard of a geisha putting a rear naked choke on a dong. Sold out in minutes. You’re welcome, BJJHQ.

8/27/2022 8:55:14 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

I boight my first car from Bill Shitsu Toyota. Quality ride and great service. Highly recommended.

8/27/2022 10:49:22 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Generally no.

8/27/2022 8:56:18 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

I have never had a problem getting my gear or hearing from Customer Service.

8/28/2022 8:43:34 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

It would be hilarious if you got done for solicitation.

8/29/2022 12:04:19 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

I mean, it literally is a new day. That’s kind of the whole BJJHQ gimmick.

8/30/2022 11:39:58 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

If that’s not irony, I don’t know what is.

9/4/2022 12:06:46 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

He left us all.

Why, oh why dongs, have you foresaken us?

9/5/2022 9:53:52 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

The obvious answer is to just own it and go to high mount.

9/8/2022 6:58:56 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

She had a good run.

9/8/2022 6:57:52 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Seems a but harsh.

9/9/2022 1:09:55 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Chael picks Nate.

9/9/2022 10:55:43 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

I really want Dongs Guy and this Bobby Hill character to be like a Tyler Durden/Fight Club thing. That would make me happy.

9/16/2022 5:56:55 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Long live the king = Dong Charles III.

9/15/2022 11:46:56 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

“Dingaling”?

Mind the language, please!

9/16/2022 11:41:24 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

They often cycle after 12 hours, so set an alarm and get yo soap.

9/16/2022 11:40:21 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I don’t even know you, but I can’t help but feel like you are better than that. Rise above, fella.

9/22/2022 11:07:32 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Imagine that it’s 2022 and you still view homosexuality as an insult.

Come join the rest of us in civilization. It’s more fun here.

9/23/2022 9:45:23 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

First, the came for the Socialists.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists.

9/25/2022 11:14:40 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Anal Bead Guy >> Dongs Guy. Facts.

9/27/2022 11:23:11 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Do you use a plastic bag as a pillowcase?

9/27/2022 11:23:52 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Always refreshing when there are comments about the actual product and not the usual circus sideshow stuff.

10/2/2022 8:32:54 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

$35 for a rashguard from a reputable company seems more than fair, but maybe that’s just me.

10/6/2022 11:26:02 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

That’s just hurtful.

10/13/2022 11:55:05 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Ratio says stand-up double at least.

10/15/2022 8:27:34 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

I’m tempted to buy a second one. It’s such a nice bag and I’m such a mark, i’m pretty sure I paid full price from Fuji.

10/17/2022 11:06:05 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

q.v., Edith Massey in _Pink Flamingos_.

10/18/2022 3:04:38 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

“goikg”.

10/20/2022 9:23:46 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I thought it was just me who read those in Bobby Hill’s voice. Glad i am not alone.

10/21/2022 11:46:11 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Rolling Deals is like getting ranked up: You can’t ask for it. I just happens..

10/25/2022 2:12:07 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Hugh Morris won.

10/26/2022 9:21:30 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Stand with Ukraine.

(Or Mansfield Town.)

11/13/2022 11:33:08 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Ending your argument with “ret@rds” is always a sign of panic and no confidence.

11/16/2022 7:27:40 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Hexagons, not octagons, but whatever. ????

11/17/2022 8:56:18 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Absolutely. As Freud said, “sometimes a cumstain is just a cumstain”.

11/18/2022 2:06:01 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

I didn’t buy it.

The “bought it” tag has been frozen there for about a month now.

11/20/2022 11:37:59 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

It also shows I joined tonight, which isn’t true either.

11/20/2022 11:38:54 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Gotta include the price also.

11/25/2022 11:25:34 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

The list of what has been listed should be its own thread, free of shitposting, but I’m sure thay is asking for too much.

11/25/2022 11:32:31 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Due to completely botching Rolling Deals, order volume will be lower than expected and orders will ship as normal.

11/26/2022 9:52:03 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

But does Armbar Soap’s website have a message board where I can complain or talk about bare nipples under a Fuji gi?

11/26/2022 12:22:03 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I’m good on soap for a while…

11/25/2022 11:43:59 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

.

11/26/2022 9:39:24 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Let’s try that again…

11/26/2022 9:40:24 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Stupid attach a photo nonsense.

Maybe that’s what I get for having too much soap.

11/26/2022 9:41:28 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

More expensive = more time.

Makes sense to me.

11/26/2022 12:23:06 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

If we are waiting for one of the highest ticket items they sell to get sold out, I’m going to bed.

11/26/2022 12:54:00 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Timer was still wonky on thr second half, going 90 more minutes on the mats.

I was really looking to buy a gi. Not this this time, I guess. Damn shame.

11/26/2022 9:32:12 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

It rolled for an hour and then stopped…

Which is better than I can do at open mat, to be fair.

11/26/2022 12:55:39 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I’m with you… but not mixing up minutes and hours is hardly “debugging”.

11/27/2022 8:12:47 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

The way Joe Rogan no-sold that line and just said, “I understand” was brilliant.

12/1/2022 11:58:51 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Now i’m just trying to figure out which of you is actually my coach telling me how shitty I am.

12/6/2022 2:27:33 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

If Bob Iger and Disney took over BBJHQ, there would be Rolling Deals every Friday.

12/8/2022 12:29:10 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Reminds me of the computer from The Terminator.

12/11/2022 8:05:45 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Everyone knows you can get the soap at a decent discount through their website. Enter promo code “Dongs20” for 20% off your entire order!

12/14/2022 11:18:45 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

That’s just hurtful and mean. There’s no need for that.

Keep acting like that and John Danaher will put coal in your stocking.

12/16/2022 10:42:04 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Let’s see Paul Allen’s spats.

12/27/2022 10:46:36 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Never had any issue with a Fuji gi. Ever.

12/30/2022 7:09:02 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

1st deal and maybe only deal?

1/1/2023 11:04:22 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Maybe the browser is fucked up and the app is the correct time?

Or maybe all time is a flat circle…

1/1/2023 11:12:32 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Wait… 24 hours on the clock?

Are we getting trolled by BJJHQ?

1/1/2023 11:03:51 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Two things:

1. It’s just not an aesthetic I have ever been really into. My favorite no gi shorts are my black-on-black 93 Brand shorts. Simple and classic.

2. Never break kayfabe. It ruined Dongs and pro wrestling. You have a good character going… let it ride.

1/4/2023 10:08:42 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

There is a return policy in the rare event an error is made in shipping. I got sent the wrong item once and they worked it out, but that’s about the extent of it.

1/4/2023 10:10:21 AM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

Bret screwed Bret.

1/5/2023 2:42:27 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Now put that miney towards a fractional share of $VOO. Sorted.

1/8/2023 10:26:57 AM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Refresh your browser; you must be looking at spats.

1/14/2023 9:00:13 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

That’s top level trolling.

1/15/2023 11:05:19 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Pat makes Chael sound succinct.

1/24/2023 11:04:49 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Although, full disclosure, a fan of Pat’s efforts.

1/24/2023 11:05:37 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Linus Torvald’s wife was a Finnish karate champion.

1/28/2023 12:03:33 AM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

He had to return some videotapes.

2/3/2023 11:59:36 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Between XS and 4XL.

2/7/2023 5:53:19 AM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

No matter who wins, Chael will post a 30 minute YouTube video about it which will say nothing and yet be oddly compelling.

2/11/2023 11:11:47 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

I’m guessing you have never seen a Haynes auto manual. That’s model years, it’s nothing to do with death.

2/15/2023 8:49:06 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Already got mine, so at least some have shipped.

2/21/2023 2:16:49 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

If only it was the height that makes me need that A5…

2/22/2023 1:34:51 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Not once… but then again, I usually pay through PayPal, so not ever a risk for me.

2/22/2023 1:35:57 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Which one has spent more time with George Dillman?

2/24/2023 12:11:49 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Along with those “Philadelphia Eagles, Super Bowl Champs” shirts.

2/24/2023 12:11:01 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I’m at a weird place: I like it when everything loops back around, which means I can buy what I missed, but that also means fewer items. If it won’t loop back, keeping the running list becomes less imoortant.

2/26/2023 10:44:26 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

7 likes and 7 dislikes.

This gimmick is turning a corner.

3/1/2023 10:27:23 PM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

Three of you must be Husqvarna fans.

3/3/2023 10:43:52 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

I love that someone would dislike a positive “I like my gi” comment.

Hater(s).

3/13/2023 6:39:49 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag

If she says that about 18 inches, she’s got some serious issues.

3/27/2023 4:43:00 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

If you are blind, then you are spared the indignity of seeing this gi. I don’t want to subject you to that. You obviously have enough problems.

4/8/2023 9:34:37 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

F for phonics.

4/8/2023 9:35:23 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

To be fair, didn’t get Rolling Deals for Eid or Yom Kippur, either, so that’s pretty balanced.

4/9/2023 8:05:07 AM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

Next thing you know, someone will tell Mr Fuji to “sit on it”.

4/11/2023 9:42:04 AM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

Beefy lads like a funny shirt.

4/11/2023 9:43:02 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

If their ears aren’t wrecked, I feel like they are fake.

4/13/2023 8:46:40 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

4/13/2023 8:51:55 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

It sounds better in Japanese.

4/13/2023 8:46:58 AM

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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts

No gi S-mount with short shorts.

‘Nuff said.

4/27/2023 11:05:24 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Muay Thai @6?

4/28/2023 11:23:23 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

8 people either hate opera, hate Puccini or hate me.

Most likely all three.

5/1/2023 7:08:14 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Strange coincidence: before these shorts came up, i was thinking about Shane Warne and the Gatting ball. Watched it again on YouTube a few times. RIP Shane.

5/4/2023 8:23:22 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

Probably the A2H or A3 and spend a few bucks to get it altered.

5/5/2023 10:07:57 AM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

They are effectivey the same company as I understand it.

5/8/2023 11:30:33 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

You aren’t missing much. They’re not thay nice, especially at $35.

5/9/2023 2:28:31 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

I had a problem with the Kitsune shorts with the similar drawstring style where the drawstring got pulled out of the stitching rendering them useless in the moment.

I’ve been trying to figure out the advantage to that design and honestly I see none.

5/9/2023 9:46:19 AM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Lake Minnetonka is hugely overrated.

Lake of the Woods is infinitely better.

5/11/2023 5:29:12 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Tyger, tyger! Burning bright!

5/11/2023 9:46:21 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

It’s clearly a decision made and supported by people who have never worn them.

5/16/2023 11:44:43 AM

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Inverted Gear "Starter" Gi - Royal Blue

As a little but of orientation, let me just warn you that such wholesome and sincere comments are typically not welcome here.

5/18/2023 2:20:05 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

You can’t fight heavyweight. That picture says you are five foot nothing and weigh a hundred and nothing!

5/19/2023 11:10:48 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

I mean, at least Scramble makes quality gear. I’m sure it was a quality gi, just maybe not a style most people enjoy… but I’m fairly certain it’s a high quality item.

5/20/2023 11:55:35 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Yeah, the laptop sleeve is an interesting design choice.

I’m not looking to work on a spreadsheet while getting bow-and-arrow choked.

5/23/2023 9:24:31 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

No you won’t.

5/25/2023 8:06:16 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

It’s a bit over the odds, but it’s quality soap and I would rather not get ringworm.

5/27/2023 11:34:36 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9

5/29/2023 12:52:37 PM

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Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)

Spelling error is a delightfully ironic twist that works on a few different levels.

6/3/2023 11:05:48 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

Every time I feel like this is going to catch on, everyone turns on this gimmick.

6/5/2023 3:23:51 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

It’s the sams blue as the Seinfeld rashguard, which I also find infuriting.

6/9/2023 11:04:04 AM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

I think you found your new gimmick.

I say run with it. I didn’t think Dongs would get over like it did, but look what happened there.

6/10/2023 11:09:08 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

I will believe it when I see it.

Or rather don’t see it.

6/13/2023 11:01:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

If only the guy who played Al Bundy actually did BJJ. Wouldn’t that be cool?

6/14/2023 11:59:45 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

YES, WE ALL KNOW.

6/15/2023 1:18:32 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Everything Scramble i have bought has run small.

6/15/2023 1:21:14 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Danaher wears a rashguard everywhere, so no reason why you can’t wear spats to class.

6/15/2023 11:39:41 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Such a bad effort
That post was not a haiku
Unlike this haiku.

6/15/2023 11:42:50 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

But you had a choice.
Why did you feel the need to
Claim it was haiku?

6/16/2023 10:13:12 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

I hope you get a cease and desist from the estate of Norman Fell.

6/20/2023 12:08:01 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

It’s nothing against you personally…

Actually, it *is* something against you personally.

6/25/2023 4:25:54 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

You’re going to get the Varsity Gi guy on your back. Be careful.

6/25/2023 11:02:18 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Good for you. It is Pride Festival this weekend here in Minneapolis so way to be brave! You have our support!

6/26/2023 12:20:50 AM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

It’s padded like Ben Affleck’s Batman suit.

6/27/2023 9:36:33 AM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

It’s the end of June.

School is quite literally NOT in session (except for those last chance summer school kids).

6/28/2023 4:47:57 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

r/bjj is a pretty toxic place.

But then again, so is all of Reddit.

6/29/2023 12:07:59 AM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Irish Spring doesn’t kill ringworm. Or maybe it does. Do you want to take that gamble?

6/30/2023 11:03:10 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

You must not own BJJHQ because that’s how they do their shipping.

7/1/2023 9:37:08 AM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

There isn’t one.

If they make a mistake, they will sort it out; otherwise, no returns or exchanges.

7/6/2023 1:43:34 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

All of these are better than “Roll the Bones” and “YYZ”.

7/8/2023 8:12:32 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

No combined shipping!

7/8/2023 11:33:13 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You could almost say it’s — wait for it — in reruns.

7/23/2023 9:04:29 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Cheetah != Tiger

8/4/2023 11:31:56 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" Spats

When someone feels the need to mansplain a rashguard.

We are through the looking glass now.

8/9/2023 1:18:54 PM

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Half Sumo Year of the Tiger Shorts

Just keep BJ Penn away from it.

8/20/2023 3:07:29 AM

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Half Sumo Year of the Tiger Shorts

Good one.

8/20/2023 10:34:33 PM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

I say, “Why choose only one?”

9/14/2023 8:32:41 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Do your parents know you are on their phone that late?

9/22/2023 9:24:43 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

We’re all just killing time, waiting for the return of Dongs guy.

10/11/2023 11:32:57 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Except for when the Fuji mats are set for 15 hours instead of 15 minutes.

But hey, we are all human. And they come with tape!

10/14/2023 5:23:32 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

It’s the first 30 minutes of a 24 hour deal

Relax.

10/13/2023 11:41:48 PM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This is the only thing that can bring peace to the Middle East.

10/14/2023 11:01:32 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

It just started doing that after the last rolling deals…

10/19/2023 11:12:23 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

Joseph Campbell taught us of the power of mythology. I respect the pantheon of BJJHQ legends.

10/26/2023 5:01:01 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

BJJ Vicariously x R Budd Dwyer.

Hopefully.

11/8/2023 3:12:57 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

You want to play silly little games?

Buy the ticket, take fhe ride.

11/8/2023 8:29:23 PM

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Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard

It’s 2023. Let the person watch what they enjoy.

11/9/2023 4:19:48 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

No A5. No love for the even huskier, either.

11/18/2023 8:47:49 AM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

Don’t worry about what I order.

11/26/2023 3:03:39 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

You haven’t eaten your bullet yet? Maybe wait for Christmas Eve for the strongest impact.

11/28/2023 1:23:33 AM

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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking

There’s two, so get them for your wife’s boyfriends.

12/12/2023 9:52:38 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I must have typed that while in a tight cross collar choke. That spelling was atrocious. Mea culpa.

12/24/2023 9:22:15 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Mao Zedong say “Stop bleeding all over my shoes.”

1/18/2024 11:36:55 PM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

“The deals are the rewards.”

3/1/2024 10:00:53 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

In the words of the noted philosophers NWA, “It don’t matter, just don’t bite it.”

3/3/2024 11:51:30 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

You sound like the target demographic for the unicorn gi.

3/28/2024 4:46:03 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

I have been away for a while and find this gimmick is still going. Mixed feelings between impressed and infuriated.

5/1/2024 11:02:13 PM

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Fuji Baseline Shorts - Black

No clue what this means, but I love it.

5/16/2024 11:17:14 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Literally buy it two times and two will be delivered. This is not a “Limit 1” situation.

6/7/2024 6:36:02 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Sounds too much like “gypsy”.

6/9/2024 10:50:47 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

Clearly racist humor.

6/12/2024 10:27:24 AM

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