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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

This lowkey slaps

12/29/2022 1:41:12 PM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Splurged on some Jocko rashguards and i cant go back to anything else

12/16/2022 11:49:51 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Jocko would not approve

11/24/2022 11:11:23 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Is this just one big interior pocket? Or like a backpack?

11/3/2022 11:26:44 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Like my stepdad, i really wanted to like this deal

10/28/2022 1:05:02 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Adding a crystal skull is not the move. Indiana Jones taught us that

10/11/2022 11:07:26 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

Yikes

10/9/2022 11:00:23 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

“Super clean cuz I’m super mean” -Wiz Khalifa, BJJ addict

10/8/2022 11:33:52 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

What’s the advantage of one of these branded rashies over a generic TSLA one off amazon?

10/6/2022 11:01:25 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

What do we say to the god of gis? Not today.

10/4/2022 11:05:46 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

I’d squeeze them into limoncello so I can forget I bought this

10/3/2022 11:03:54 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

It feels like this forum is the same 25 people lol

10/3/2022 4:57:21 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Bout to get my first phalanx shorts. Theyre true to size right?

10/2/2022 11:41:58 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Last night I was drunk and almost bought this deal. Thankfully two of my friends stopped me

10/1/2022 2:25:54 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

All you guys tryna come up with your own gimmick: stop trying to make “fetch” happen!

9/28/2022 11:06:26 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Whoa they make gis without ugly decals all over?
Real talk: this one is gorgeous but I’m gonna be disciplined

9/27/2022 11:37:47 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Does anyone know if Phalanx runs large or small? Im a 31 waist so idk if i should go 30 or 32

9/27/2022 10:26:52 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

The bronies took my school.
They took my office.
They will NEVER take my dojo.

9/25/2022 11:09:24 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

This fails the “would Jocko wear this” test

9/24/2022 11:16:05 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

This is a reverse mullet:
Business in the front,
Failure on the back.

9/24/2022 9:31:01 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I’d buy these for $10. But 30 plus shipping has me scrolling amazon for fight shorts

9/22/2022 11:23:42 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Real talk, whats the difference between this and a generic rashie you can buy off amazon?

9/22/2022 5:34:17 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I’d be all over this but I have a rule that I will only get another gi when I get a belt promotion. Fml

9/20/2022 11:07:23 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I once bought a rashguard with flowers
Hoping to gain grappling powers.
The guys at the gym saw me come in
And soon i found myself pinned.
I regretted the purchase
And began some searches
For my instantly lost dignity.

9/18/2022 1:42:27 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Where can I wear this? Not to train. Not on a train. Not on a date. Not to the pearly gates. So I’ll pass, and go get some ass.

9/13/2022 11:15:23 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

If Loras Tyrell from GOT did BJJ he’d wear this gi

9/12/2022 11:35:33 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

No thanks. I’d get targeted like nobody’s business

9/11/2022 11:18:39 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Gotta keep reminding myself that buying these won’t automatically make me better at BJJ

9/11/2022 12:05:41 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Weak. But this does make me want the crazy zoo rashguards cuz theyre so much sicker

9/7/2022 5:45:27 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

These are sick. While my opponent is mesmerized by this pattern I’ll take him down easy

9/5/2022 7:58:00 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Fire. I feel like i need to get my purple belt before I earn the right to wear this

9/4/2022 12:54:09 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Super clean cuz I’m super mean 🚀

9/2/2022 9:32:34 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Too cartoonish!!!

8/31/2022 11:28:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Lame

9/2/2022 3:28:09 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Best compliment I’ve ever gotten

9/14/2022 6:47:03 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Dont hate y’all. I cringed at first but then laughed. Dive on in

9/22/2022 11:22:32 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Yo i heard your mom’s got it going on

9/27/2022 12:51:04 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Looking at phalanx gear is how you found out? Welcome to BJJHQ, Felipe Peña

9/27/2022 10:24:25 AM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Haha roll. Get it?

9/29/2022 5:15:58 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

This gimmick is clever. Gotta say

10/1/2022 6:03:29 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Thanks for the input fam. I just try to get whatever my professor wears to class

10/3/2022 4:42:28 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Find another sport bro

10/3/2022 4:43:32 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One way straight down to leglocks

10/8/2022 11:39:15 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

Bro just called you a CABBAGE!!

10/10/2022 5:04:44 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

You mean “mid”

10/11/2022 6:52:55 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

^trying too hard bro, at least tunit is funny

10/16/2022 2:31:40 AM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Idk bros with his humor TUNIT might actually be Yung Gravy irl

10/16/2022 9:20:09 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

That’s why no one will remember your name

10/23/2022 11:41:32 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

^bedt account

10/28/2022 7:01:22 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

^who are you supposed to be?

11/3/2022 2:46:47 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

I’d say go A0 then. I think fuji fits well width wise but its a little short on me so i always go L. In your case sounds like the L is would be too long

11/19/2022 11:55:08 PM

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