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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

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1/13/2024 12:47:42 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Sniff this dink?

12/6/2023 11:22:17 PM

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93brand "Mechanics V2" Rash Guard

I farted and there was some dark matter attached to it.

12/2/2023 11:33:54 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Semen

12/1/2023 6:04:46 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Semen

11/30/2023 7:09:36 AM

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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Semen

11/29/2023 1:53:07 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Semen. STOP DELETING SEMEN

11/3/2023 4:35:27 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Semen

10/21/2023 8:10:16 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

Semen

10/20/2023 5:53:32 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Semen

10/16/2023 7:18:32 AM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Semen

10/14/2023 11:41:51 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Semen

10/13/2023 9:26:58 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

Semen

10/11/2023 12:36:32 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Semen

10/8/2023 6:37:48 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Semen

10/5/2023 12:00:49 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Need more soap. Had one bar left until one hour ago. Was washing my butt and went too deep with it, and I lost it in there. Anyone who judges me for this can get bent!

8/4/2023 2:24:37 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I poop better in front of an audience of people clapping.

8/3/2023 8:28:41 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

I farted and there were chunks

8/1/2023 12:25:52 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Where can I buy a quality butt plug?

7/28/2023 12:01:27 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I am taking a shit RIGHT NOW

7/27/2023 1:03:45 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Anyone here want to spectate as I pooh?

6/26/2023 12:13:22 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

I had a bad dream and woke up drenched in diarrhea last night.

5/6/2023 11:24:23 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

I FARTED and some FRIGGIN CRAP came out!

4/21/2023 5:07:51 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I just fucking queefed on accident

4/8/2023 9:30:41 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

I farted and sprayed shit all over the couch.

3/17/2023 12:41:08 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Sometimes I thumb my own ass.

3/1/2023 11:21:27 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

I am here cutting some SERIOUS dense hemlock. 3 inches in diameter!

2/27/2023 11:23:36 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

I shit better when there's an audience of people clapping.

2/17/2023 6:49:31 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

I farted so bad I'm now getting a divorce.

2/12/2023 11:05:07 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Sniff this bag?

2/11/2023 10:35:13 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

I just prolapsed this ass due to DENSE FUCKING HEMLOCK so bad my lower intestines are hanging out of my ass. Need a good ass-Rogering to put me back, if ya dig?

2/6/2023 11:06:20 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" White Gi

I farted and shit my fucking self.

2/6/2023 7:08:19 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

I am shitting something fierce...

1/31/2023 7:23:00 AM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

I am shitting and giving my asshole a good stretch while reading these comments. Cheers 🍻

1/17/2023 4:50:25 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

I officially don't wipe my ass anymore 😒

1/12/2023 6:09:57 AM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

I officially don't wipe my ass anymore 😒

1/11/2023 9:51:32 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

I am so hard right now....

1/1/2023 11:58:05 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

First dump of the new year...Fucken stinks!

1/1/2023 11:29:08 AM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

I straight up soil myself occasionally during rolls. I'll never get shit stains out of this garment.

12/29/2022 9:04:06 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

buru nyuu

12/21/2022 6:58:44 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Color of my semen

12/21/2022 6:57:30 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Never again with these white gis. Not after the incident where i had my butt period during class. Black gis only for this guy!

12/19/2022 1:01:32 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I don’t wear underwear under my gi. Helps me to gain a better sense of direction during my rolls.

12/15/2022 11:10:19 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I am all friggin helmet and no shaft!

12/15/2022 4:54:33 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Ok so maybe we won't bitch about this offering from the BJJHQ folks.

12/11/2022 11:43:53 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

When I check the comments, I:

1. Add a "dislike" to that anus buru nyuuu.
2. Review the dongs callouts.
3. Notice all the bitching, regardless of the product being sold.
4. Tell you about my latest flatulence, or shit.

12/10/2022 11:30:43 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Anyone here ever had a fart that made you wanna do some cooking?

12/8/2022 11:32:02 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

Tugging on my phalanx feverishly while reading these comments

12/8/2022 7:02:08 AM

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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

Someone "accidentally" checked my oil during a roll yesterday. Gotta admit, not too shabby!

12/5/2022 12:13:00 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

My philosophy towards wiping: If it ain't bleeding, it ain't effing clean :-[

12/3/2022 11:03:42 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

I'm not gonna lie. Todays dump tore my ass in five places. There is so much damage back there that I suspect I'll need to be hooked to a colostomy bag so I can heal up. I'm also not gonna pretend that a colostomy bag isn't gonna be super convenient! No more pulling over to poo during a long drive (-;

12/3/2022 12:47:33 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

I wish they made a gi that would accommodate my ENLARGED ORGAN.

12/1/2022 11:37:55 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

It is 1146pm and i am pressing out a girthy oak tree bub!

11/30/2022 11:47:43 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

I am birthing a girthy snake RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

11/30/2022 5:53:21 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

I eat pussy with nose plugs!

11/25/2022 8:01:01 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Im here sitting on the throne post thanksgiving dinner wearing out my love muscle, waiting for ROLLING DEALS.

11/24/2022 7:21:11 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

I farted and there were chunks

11/23/2022 2:32:10 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

I just had a fartgasm!

11/21/2022 11:06:35 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Scramfucious is dongs guy. Out yourself, Pal.

11/20/2022 11:03:12 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

I shit better in front of an audience of people clapping.

11/19/2022 11:23:51 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

I see all my lost and forgotten children in this shirt.

11/17/2022 6:04:06 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Everyone here is a closet gay.

11/10/2022 9:29:48 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

I'm gay! I just fucking came out.

11/9/2022 2:50:27 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I need a good leg in the ass.

11/5/2022 12:08:41 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Pushing out a few honest snakes and reading your fucking comments.

11/3/2022 2:33:48 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

So much for no nut November. :''(

11/2/2022 8:44:45 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Anyone here gay?

10/31/2022 5:01:58 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Pay attention to my dink

10/30/2022 9:42:06 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

People laugh hysterically at the sight of my genitalia.

10/25/2022 4:41:03 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

My neighbor caught me eating poop directly out of his dogs ass.

10/24/2022 3:24:41 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Scram go back to dongs

10/22/2022 9:23:51 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Scramfucious is dongs

10/19/2022 11:00:35 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Scram is dongs

10/19/2022 7:22:01 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dongs

10/19/2022 7:21:30 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Sniff this bag?

10/17/2022 11:03:03 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Can i get an honorable mention for this dink?

10/17/2022 7:04:11 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Is it possible dongs committed suicide?

10/14/2022 8:12:59 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

These will hide my dick and balls

10/13/2022 9:11:29 AM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I have this weird fetish where I want people to crap in MY PANTS while I'M still wearing them.

10/9/2022 12:34:50 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I would buy this but i dont need ppl seeing my dick

10/6/2022 9:23:42 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Scramfucious is dongs, FYI

10/3/2022 5:40:03 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Dongs guy was a bot, why you guys still speaking about this?

9/30/2022 11:50:37 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

I tug publicly and VIOLENTLY.

9/28/2022 11:30:54 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Whenever I wipe, I have to wipe again 20 minutes later. Just to check. Can't be running around town with a greasy dirty butthole.

9/27/2022 11:21:05 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I'm gay! I just found out.

9/27/2022 12:12:58 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Nice soft easy stoole today :)

9/26/2022 10:01:08 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

I have a loose butthole today.

9/25/2022 11:16:54 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Rabbit pebbles today :(

9/23/2022 11:32:37 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Little rabbit pebbles today :(

9/23/2022 5:28:34 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I am pressing out a solid red oak tree as we speak. I have to honest and say that it feels really nice!

9/22/2022 3:40:56 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I lost my virginity to MY OWN ASS!

9/20/2022 12:08:52 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

I farted at a family party today, and SHIT my FUCKING PANTS. Thank god it was my wifes family, because i could give 2 shits what they think.

9/18/2022 11:02:23 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

When I tried my first bar of armbar soap, I went at my ass pretty hard with it. So bad the whole bar slipped into my ass. I never saw that bar again but I often think about the one that got away........

9/16/2022 11:36:38 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

I farted and left some remnants in my undies.

9/15/2022 2:57:41 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

I birthed a red oak tree and it tore me up for good!

9/14/2022 7:03:15 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Anyone wanna peek this bag? LMK

9/13/2022 4:49:24 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

If you are reading this, your mother's pussy fucking stinks!

9/11/2022 12:44:17 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

I greased myself during a knee on belly incident today. Finished the roll with a knee bar/ass-to-mouth for the tap!

9/8/2022 11:01:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Anyone here ever shart during a roll? What did you do in that situation? Asking for a buddy.

9/8/2022 6:50:52 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Just here to read the comments whilst shitting.

9/7/2022 10:52:58 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I shit better with an audience.

9/6/2022 11:01:37 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Dongs

9/6/2022 11:00:21 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Dongs

9/5/2022 11:00:18 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Dongs

9/5/2022 10:59:59 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Dongs is gone. I am happy.

9/5/2022 7:10:08 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Any volunteers to slug me square in the cock?

9/4/2022 11:49:22 AM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Pooed me poor trousers!

9/3/2022 8:54:30 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

I farted and completely crapped my fucking self..

8/31/2022 7:10:39 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

I am pushing out raw sewage this very moment 🤢

8/26/2022 11:32:55 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I am taking a shit RIGHT NOW.

8/25/2022 8:55:47 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

I pull my pants all the way down at the urinal. IRDG2S.

8/24/2022 12:58:09 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I diarhheaed myself once during class. Last time I ever wore a white gi.

8/20/2022 12:18:05 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I have blasted my underwear apart with this latest "Shitfart".

8/17/2022 9:20:04 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Dongs dude is a bot and you are ALL fools for believing he is a real person. I said what I said!

8/15/2022 11:41:41 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Nice... Velcro

8/9/2022 11:00:37 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

I farted during my massage. I was face down and she was leaning down working my glutes. We were basically ass-to-mouth when I bluuurrped. She threw up and ran out of the room. Play stupid games...

8/9/2022 12:04:11 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

This one screams directly into my ass!

8/8/2022 12:11:24 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

I'm concerned that dongs isn't here, despite all the crap I give the dude

8/5/2022 11:03:59 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

I farted and now I'm getting a divorce.

8/5/2022 11:03:00 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Went to the ocean today. Picked up a sea sponge. Broke apart in my hand, I then realized it was POOOOO!

8/4/2022 11:00:50 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

I'm gonna level with you all. I'm camping with my family this week. The most fun I've had is roasting ppl whilst they're shitting. I sit behind the outhouse and make gagging noises as they poo.

8/1/2022 11:22:36 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

My family is camping this week. When I used the outhouse to poop, I stripped naked (as I always do). Problem is I forgot to put my clothes back on. Walked all the way back to the camp site in the nude, then realized. Several people caught a glimpse of this lazy cold dink as I passed by them. That explains all the angry looks though.

7/31/2022 11:23:30 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

I have the barking farts tonight

7/31/2022 12:04:17 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

I can't and won't deny who I am.

7/29/2022 11:00:25 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

I can't and won't deny who I am.

7/29/2022 11:00:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Semen

7/28/2022 11:08:43 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Semen

7/27/2022 11:50:19 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

T-U-N-I-T your man done messed up...

7/26/2022 11:17:58 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Dongs is not a real person. It is a bjjhq bot to stir up engagement. I cannot compete with that.

7/25/2022 11:09:12 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Could dude post anything besides dongs, or naw?

7/25/2022 12:28:28 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Move onto something new dongs guy. It is so GD old.

7/23/2022 11:38:26 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

The dongs guy really needs to go. It is beyond old.

7/22/2022 11:04:13 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

1. Shit on the floor
2. Call maintenance
3. Watch other people clean up your poo

7/20/2022 10:34:24 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

I have these. I feel like my penis and testicle are on full display when I wear them, due to the form fitting nature of the garment. Very nice though

7/19/2022 1:47:11 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This will be my final post here. I know I'm not exactly a fan favorite, and there's no need to announce your departure generally speaking, but here we are. So long, and happy jitz to you all!

7/17/2022 11:03:57 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

I farted and there was juice

7/16/2022 12:49:31 AM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

I may order these. I hope my classmates are prepared to see a perfect outline of my penis.

7/14/2022 11:45:14 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

I shit better with a full audience, cheering

7/13/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

I farted and it was goddamn poop

7/12/2022 2:31:18 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

No white gis. I often soil myself when I fall victim to knee on belly.

7/10/2022 11:31:14 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I have no friggin money left

7/9/2022 11:01:15 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I'm gay! I just found out.

7/9/2022 6:02:28 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Every single person here is an attention seeking whore. I suppose this also includes me.

7/7/2022 11:05:09 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

I always shit angry.

7/7/2022 8:13:49 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Pushing out some suuuper dense hemlock while reading these comments. Proud dad here 😍

7/6/2022 3:16:17 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

I quit training years ago. I'm just here for the comments.

7/4/2022 11:00:10 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I went on a first date tonight and completely soiled myself. ON PURPOSE.

7/3/2022 11:22:37 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

I've used this, great product. Makes a nice fro out of my ball hair, which is super pleasant!

7/2/2022 11:20:26 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

I farted and there was SPRAY.

7/2/2022 12:38:23 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I farted and it was mostly shit.

7/1/2022 1:25:37 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Dropping the fattest snake while reading these comments 😍

6/30/2022 11:49:13 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Pass... I don't need to be putting my entire penis and ball arrangement on display. People would know every detail about that region (every vein, every hair), if I were to wear these.

6/29/2022 9:20:34 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Siskel and Ebert give this one two thumbs up (my ass, penis in yours).

6/27/2022 11:43:04 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I just farted and it was DENSE LOGS. They were 3 inches in diameter and tore me up. Total prolapse. I am heading to the ER so the doc can "put my butt back."

6/26/2022 11:25:54 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Testing the waters here.... DONGS

6/25/2022 9:31:04 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Erotic

6/23/2022 11:09:14 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

I quit training years ago, but I stay here for the comments.

6/23/2022 12:24:35 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Need a good ass to mouth sesh

6/21/2022 11:06:33 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Dong(ing out on the couch)

6/20/2022 11:12:06 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

No white gis in case I get my ass period during roll time 😣

6/19/2022 11:37:39 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Sniff this bag?

6/19/2022 9:05:00 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Poop

6/19/2022 2:34:01 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I'm upset that my bag hangs as low as it does 😞

6/16/2022 11:54:14 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Does anyone here like me?

6/16/2022 7:17:39 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

I farted and blew my entire asshole apart 😩

6/15/2022 11:32:32 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Do you even train, brah?

6/13/2022 11:26:23 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

HARD PASS

6/12/2022 11:46:14 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

No white gis, don't need the entire gym to know when I'm having my ass period.

6/12/2022 2:03:32 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Bruins jersey?

6/10/2022 11:09:38 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

I farted and it was quite pleasant!

6/10/2022 3:07:23 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair.

6/9/2022 1:30:59 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

I farted and it smelled so bad my wife left me for good.

6/7/2022 11:30:03 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

I farted and it was half liquid.

6/5/2022 12:22:19 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

I farted during a beej. INTENTIONALLY.

6/3/2022 11:58:45 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

I farted and stained the other person's gi during a roll.

6/2/2022 8:37:05 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

I farted and there were DENSE LOGS

6/1/2022 9:18:59 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I farted and there were flakes 😪

5/30/2022 11:14:53 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

DONGS

#iwantinonthistoo

5/24/2022 12:07:16 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I farted and there was SPRAY.

5/22/2022 2:37:30 AM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

How do I get my bag sniffed?

5/21/2022 12:55:32 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

I'm gay. I hope you all don't mind me coming out right here, right now.

5/20/2022 2:18:40 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

I would purchase, but these won't fit over my humungous penis

5/17/2022 8:44:29 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

No white gis for me. Not after that knee on belly incident where I popped a hemmorhoid and bled all over the gym.

5/15/2022 12:36:48 AM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I farted and it was SOLID LOGS.

5/11/2022 11:55:58 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I farted and it came out in dense log form. Don't judge.

5/11/2022 1:06:14 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

I'm pushing out some fat hemlock and here to read the comments.

5/10/2022 4:05:37 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Dropped a fat flaky snake this a.m. Tannish brown, made the toilet water a bit hazy.

5/1/2022 10:21:14 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

I shit better with an audience

4/30/2022 2:57:14 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Lost sight of my butthole

4/28/2022 10:09:29 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

I am shitting and here to read the comments. Not disappointed!

4/26/2022 2:34:30 PM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

Never a white gi. Not after that knee on belly diarrhea incident, no thank you.

4/17/2022 11:25:32 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair. Shit, perhaps?

4/17/2022 3:51:51 PM

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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green

I am actively leaking diarrhea

4/10/2022 6:05:46 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Nice karate gi

4/9/2022 9:08:58 PM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

Waiting for the dongs guy to show

4/3/2022 11:21:12 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

Pushing out some dense hemlock as we speak 😩

4/3/2022 12:21:08 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Couldn't pay me to wear this dog shit. Do better!

3/30/2022 6:56:05 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Speckled semen. Hard fucken pass.

3/26/2022 11:41:53 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Looks like a cheap piece of shit. Just like my life.

3/26/2022 7:54:37 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

My pi pi won't fit in those gi pants

3/20/2022 12:14:33 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

I farted and it was mostly shit

3/19/2022 6:35:02 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Watch me take a shit?

3/14/2022 5:39:03 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee

I farted and it was moist!

3/10/2022 11:24:43 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I lift my leg and fart on your Mom

3/3/2022 10:44:52 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

I farted and shit my damn pants 😪

2/26/2022 12:59:03 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

I pooped straight mud this morning

2/14/2022 7:17:16 AM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

I farted and it was entirely diarhhea

2/11/2022 5:56:13 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

I farted and it was 75 percent shit.

1/31/2022 10:09:52 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

Total Dog Poo

1/27/2022 12:21:17 AM

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Venum Koi Spats

It is 5

11/12/2016 1:51:43 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

Last white gi I wore during a roll, popped a hemmorhoid that bled through and all over the fucken dojo. Never again.

3/23/2022 9:01:18 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Check your tone and sit down, son.

3/29/2022 7:26:52 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You're the only dude who makes any sense here

4/2/2022 1:12:07 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Watch me poop or GO AWAY

4/2/2022 1:10:29 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

NOT SAD

4/21/2022 6:39:14 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

????THIS????

4/22/2022 7:46:12 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Shit came out!

6/4/2022 12:06:34 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Those who disliked my comment can eat the turds out of my ass.

6/24/2022 12:01:31 AM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

You're not the guy, stop trying to be.

6/25/2022 9:46:27 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This wasn't a poop PSA, it was more about the innards that were hanging out of me. I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to wipe now, if I'm being honest.

6/27/2022 7:35:13 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Buddy it's time to try something different. Maybe a new word?

6/29/2022 2:47:54 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

That would be an easy solution, great idea!

6/29/2022 11:58:06 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I'm packing just 2.3 inches myself, NGFL!

7/1/2022 1:37:06 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dark brown bud. Little bit of oats in there ????

7/3/2022 11:40:39 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

@the best: dude is literally just saying dongs. Take a seat ??

7/6/2022 3:18:28 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Mangina?

7/6/2022 8:01:10 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Beautiful!

7/6/2022 3:12:58 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Go to hell

7/22/2022 10:12:01 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Sniff this bag?

7/22/2022 10:11:32 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

You know I'm right

7/22/2022 11:07:24 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Taking a shit and reading these comments in amusement.

7/24/2022 1:11:55 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I happen to know that you don't really feel that way, but that's OK.

7/26/2022 11:09:25 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Naw bud. Thought I was gonna press some dense hemlock, best I could do was sit and fart up a storm. I'm really sorry to report that.

7/29/2022 11:14:04 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

You're growing on me.

7/29/2022 11:14:40 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Tight work my man!

7/31/2022 6:24:04 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

For the record, it was my pointing out the likelihood that the dongs turd is a bot on behalf of the admin of BJJHQ to stir up engagement, and drive sales, that drove said dongs dude to go off the deep end like he did

8/5/2022 3:09:11 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Absolutely NOT

8/5/2022 11:04:48 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

You're late

8/9/2022 11:16:42 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

GO AWAY

8/10/2022 11:47:51 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

LEAVE PERMANENTLY!

8/11/2022 11:23:57 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

SCREW YOU

8/13/2022 12:59:27 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

STOP BEING

8/13/2022 11:30:49 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

CEASE AND DESIST.

8/14/2022 11:22:09 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

It is so stupid that you do this. But at the end of the day, this is a part of the plan.....I see you.

8/18/2022 12:18:32 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Why. U need to wash your vagina?

8/19/2022 3:54:25 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Ridiculous comment. GFY

8/20/2022 12:18:42 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Imposter

8/22/2022 12:10:49 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

F YOU

8/23/2022 1:57:33 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

You're gay for him, and it's OK.

8/23/2022 1:57:04 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

You're not the guy

8/24/2022 12:56:46 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

I will not confirm nor deny

8/24/2022 4:03:57 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

VAGINAS

8/24/2022 12:55:44 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Mine is 4.7 inches, Mr. Nosey.

8/24/2022 12:56:22 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

You've proven you will post other things besides dongs. So change the name! #changethename

8/26/2022 7:12:31 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Change your name. You are a total phony and proved that you don't only say dongs...you said "help" that one time and also said "not dongs". You will never recover from that!

8/26/2022 11:31:37 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Fuck you

8/28/2022 2:04:30 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Fuck you.

8/28/2022 2:06:12 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

You are better than the dongs guy

9/2/2022 4:59:33 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

My balloon knot is turnt inside out, TY for asking.

9/5/2022 10:23:56 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Your penis is small!

9/5/2022 11:01:32 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Or my ass.

9/5/2022 11:06:19 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

TUNIT whatup!

9/7/2022 12:25:52 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

You gay bud?

9/13/2022 8:57:01 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Respect!

9/13/2022 4:48:43 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

There were nuts, and some nut, if ya dig?

9/14/2022 1:14:10 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

I have a log half hanging out of my ass this very moment. Do I push? I'm kinda tired.

9/16/2022 4:55:45 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I know i say a lot of things, but this is beyond obscene.

9/18/2022 9:12:21 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Noone is tryna be funny, I'm relaying information. K?

9/19/2022 6:07:07 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Oh no you don't, Sir. You ain't him.

9/18/2022 11:03:54 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

You

9/23/2022 5:25:50 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Roided out brown snakes second go at it. Game me a nice little stretch if ya feel?

9/24/2022 2:47:46 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Fuck you for the dislikes

9/25/2022 8:42:30 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Fuck you for the dislikes

9/26/2022 8:54:10 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

You could be a little nicer.

9/27/2022 6:43:09 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Im here shitting and reading the comments. Thank you for the backup boyz. Decent poo today, as a side note. Little moist with mild flaking.

9/27/2022 10:47:21 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I am blasting some serious ass tonight. I so wish I could record and send you all audio LMFAO

9/27/2022 9:13:00 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

My gi goes in my ass after practice.

9/28/2022 2:36:21 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Fuck those of you who gave me a dislike.

9/28/2022 8:09:56 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Sorry my friend. I have to be honest, this morning's poo sesh was rather uneventful. Fell out super easy, was mostly mush, not at all impressive. I will have a better report shortly.

9/29/2022 8:41:47 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

I gotta be honest and say its like a raw steak. Been diarrheaing my absolute brains out this past day, and I have a "no wipe" policy, so there's just been a lot of chafing if you must know my boii?

10/1/2022 6:41:40 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

I know you are the dongs guy. I am happy to see that you are alive and well.

10/3/2022 11:11:55 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

No this is him. Guy comes out of nowhere and has top influencer status right out the gate. Plus joined in 2017 just like the dongs guy. Fuck you for the dislikes, THIS IS THE GUY!

10/4/2022 6:40:07 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Not to mention he appeared right around the time dongs disappeared...

10/4/2022 6:41:43 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

We know you're him. Top influencer status is the dead giveaway here

10/5/2022 5:36:26 AM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I do want to do that!

10/9/2022 10:51:15 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

1stripe is a total fucken cabbage

10/10/2022 5:33:18 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Get it.

10/11/2022 7:16:15 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Dongs was in me

10/15/2022 11:43:31 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

You still my fanboy my G?

10/17/2022 7:03:27 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Wouldn't be the first time I've pooed in someone's gear bag, and wouldn't be the last.

10/18/2022 6:52:03 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Most i got was a hand job my first year. Hang in there bub.

10/23/2022 12:02:36 PM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Choke his chicken instead next time, please.

11/1/2022 5:58:11 AM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Your vagina stinks!

11/8/2022 3:41:45 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No balls!

11/11/2022 12:55:21 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

CHANGE YOUR NAME

11/11/2022 12:55:52 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Please take a photo and post it here

11/12/2022 1:32:43 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

DrDisrespect gargled my man jam

11/12/2022 1:33:52 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Fuck you for the dislikes!

11/17/2022 10:20:23 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Stahhp snowflake I'm bout to jiiiiizzz

11/18/2022 12:03:51 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

I'm seriously gonna spill my protein over this thread OOOOHHH.......

11/18/2022 7:04:02 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Scram is dongs

11/20/2022 10:54:24 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Your mom is FATT

11/20/2022 11:04:27 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

I sat on tobaccos face and totally voided my bowels and prolapsed directly into his mouth. He is now in love!

11/21/2022 1:07:39 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Tobacco you're here, so that makes you complicit. Eat shit boo!

11/21/2022 9:29:56 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I agree with Sir Dongs

11/24/2022 1:31:33 AM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I am proud i figured it out. Even if that makes me dumb.

11/24/2022 7:18:39 PM

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Phalanx "Glitch" Spats

Easier to teabag my opponent without the shorts.

11/29/2022 6:56:36 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I truly pray people are ok with this

11/30/2022 11:49:39 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Like your name. You into pink socks bud?

12/3/2022 10:44:05 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

No offense, but eat shit pal!

12/6/2022 4:46:13 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

What is a butt knuckle? Im pretry sure i have a knuckle in my ass too

12/6/2022 4:26:47 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Penis?

12/11/2022 6:44:38 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

I am shitting straight methane blocks as we goddamn speak!

12/12/2022 7:53:53 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

It is not gay to do that.

12/15/2022 11:11:47 PM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Im gay, so please count me TF in as well ;-)''''

12/17/2022 9:16:32 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I wanted to be dongs too until i realized i would never be dongs. Stop trying bud

12/19/2022 5:08:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Me too

12/19/2022 1:03:24 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Got you beat, I would do that without the gis.

12/19/2022 1:02:43 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Fuck yeah!!! And FUCK the naysayers!

12/24/2022 11:41:43 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Im taking a massive crap right now

12/26/2022 10:03:12 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

You ask too many questions

1/19/2023 6:04:47 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

I'm hard!

1/20/2023 9:36:38 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Show your cock now

1/21/2023 10:21:10 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

A true gentleman ain't afraid to grease the bed.

2/12/2023 11:17:14 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

No bragging

2/13/2023 6:18:35 AM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

I had 5 but then i lost one in my ass. Went way too deep with it...

2/16/2023 10:43:08 AM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Well I lost onenof my soaps im my ass. Went too deep with it and now it is gone for good.

2/17/2023 5:50:03 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

TUNIT you can't measure to the base of your ass. Anything beyond the taint is not dick, PERIOD. You have 6 inches of average dick my dude.

3/30/2023 7:16:53 AM