Thise would be dope if they weren’t whack as hell

Feeling too attractive to potential mates? Gym creeps oogling got you down? Self-loathing and want your outside to reflect how ugly you feelnon the inside? Well Scramble BJJ has you covered! Literally.

Simultaneously hide all the gains youve made from squats with creating a ridiculous tan line. Scramble’s innovative combination of 1990’s boxer briefs and 1980’s puffy running shorts may be completely derivative but at least they took the time to dig up two (thankfully dead) fashion trends and combine them into one hideous abomination thats sure to turn heads- the other way. No longer will you wonder why babies cry and cats recoil when they see you. Youll be confident in knowing its not just you, its your awful sense of style. Heres the best part- these are one of the most Pro-Choice garments available. Dont want to risk STI’s or pesky pregnancies? Tug these shorts on.

With a 100% chance of not getting laid* when you wear them Scramble has thrown their hat in the contraception ring and taken out all comers (pun intended.

* This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA

I was pretty stoked when i heard about these. and then, unfortunately, i saw them.

Diaper shorts

Compression layer - Dope
Stretch waistband - Dope
Internal drawstring - Dope
Zero screen-printing - Dope

Looks like Grimace's taint - *sigh* Goddamnit...

Hehehe....these are are so fucking gaaaaaay

Gei as fook

I want a woman’s size conversion chart!!!

The "shorts" no one asked for, but deserved for some of you f* faces

Cross-country called, they want their shorts back.

I was out with snowflake frank last night and the dongs guy last night. I now know why he just posts dongs. His dong is......im speechless. Frank was a good spooner,

What the actual fuck?

Would buy if blue

Woul

BJJ brands when you ask them to make a simple 5 inch inseam short:

My blue belt ass cant be wearing these 😢

*required purple belt purchase.

😬

Sometimes you gotta remind yourself... this is a clearance rack.

Now i can tell everyone at the Target that im a purple belt. But not purple purple, like violet purple. Also, I’m not a purple belt sooooo….. awkward!

Ugly

I need those 93brand sweatpants to come back

Yes!! No velcro waist! ☺

Would be cool if the shorts were long enough to hide the inner compression layer.

I like the other scramble combo shorts but theyre super tight in the thigh and looser at the waist. These look like they have a nicer waistband, but I dont wanna trust the spandex squeeze for $45

nope

My scamble combo shorts are my favorite, so i can vouch for fit and feel, but im unsure about the purple.

High balling but with a subtle high ball blocking spandex inner......but eww fuck no

These arent like the combination shorts they’ve made in the past. Weird cut

Really surprised to see Scramble payvtribute to The Artist.

Grimace colors

Only real men wear lavendar.

Almost want to 🤣but pass

4/10

These hybrid shorts are weird. Why try to cover my beautiful hairy thighs with ugly spandex? Pass.

That mah shorts. Not your shorts! Grrr

Sakuraba or not, I’m not wearing those.

No. Freaking. Way.

Hard pass

Hell noooooo

Ding

Buru nyuuu