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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

How do I order more than 1?

5/31/2023 11:06:39 PM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

Call it coral all you like; those are pink

3/23/2023 11:02:07 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Stop trying to make zen a thing

2/23/2023 11:02:09 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Thise would be dope if they weren’t whack as hell

2/8/2023 11:02:18 PM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

Where the hell is Patricio?

1/10/2023 11:34:18 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

I learned my lesson; I’ll never get caught rocking a tramp stamp again. Other than that, the gi looks pretty sweet.

12/22/2022 11:03:36 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Does the emblem denote your willingness to receive a goose or give one?

12/21/2022 11:25:43 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Ladys and gentleman! Let us cast aside our petty differences and bask in the glory of this fine product! Crow cast your judgememt wise crow amd forever cement your status as tastemaker!

12/11/2022 11:05:56 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

I had a serious issue with the fit of these gis; i was to bulky for an A1 but too short for an A2. Thats is until i discovered bulemia! It’s convenient AF. Now I just use cocaine and cigarettes to keep the weight off and im golden baby! Never tried BJJ so i cant speak to the functionality of this product but I does look great when wear it to pick my wife’s boyfriend from his TKD class.

12/8/2022 11:34:19 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

This rash guard is as cool as the character Disney tried to repalce Ironman with.

12/7/2022 11:46:56 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Tell us wise crow; what path shall we take?

12/5/2022 11:03:15 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

T u n i t was wearing this when he showed me escape the mount. He even wore the matching rashguard out to lunch after at Applebees, its like he was trying to channel Danaher vibes but it felt a little off tbh

11/6/2022 11:16:05 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Ewe, hard pass. Toro? More like “No Bro”

11/1/2022 11:08:29 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

T—Nut showed me how to escape mount after the airing of grievanves at Festivus recently.

10/21/2022 11:04:10 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I wore see through spats to the kids class one time in an effort to impress some of the moms. Too bad it was a TKD class, those guys cant take a joke. They can kick the shit out of your face though; especially if you’re a manlet like me

10/6/2022 11:01:10 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Its true. He does it all the time, it’s super embarassing He’s not attracted to men; which is super wierd. He’s
just a penis admirer, which makes even worse. He “likes to talk shop” about it which totally gives people the wrong impression. Its gotten us into some “sticky situations”.

10/12/2022 12:17:12 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

1stripe is my dad. All the stuff you’ve been saying, while probably just a guess, is so close to the truth. Its been hitting him reallly hard; he’s begun to doubt himself. It’s been affecting his relationship with my mom too, so the things you’re pointing out about their relationship are oddly accurate. Keep it up so I can get 2 Christmas’s please; I’ll kick you down some of the extra presents if you make it happen.

10/12/2022 12:11:56 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

He’s actually very charming; it just makes me uncomfortable with how brazen he is about talking to other dudes in regards to their hogs. He even saus no homo before he grabs it. Its the craziest shit; he’s so copmlimetary, they dont even mind. He’s never touched mine, so that’s awayays bothered me a little I guess.

10/19/2022 10:27:07 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

It is the right website for that in all fairness

10/20/2022 12:43:06 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

This is DaVinci Code level mystery solving done by Forrest Gump level individuals with Philadelphia level sicknesses. My people; I’ve finally found where I belong.

10/20/2022 12:41:48 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

No, what are you saying?

10/20/2022 12:44:05 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Thanks T-nut! You’re very nice lady!

10/20/2022 3:32:55 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I did not bought this deal. Grace us with your judgement wise crow!

10/21/2022 11:05:24 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Thank you wise crow

10/21/2022 11:13:09 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

T-nut! I used the mount escape you showed me! It didnt work and the husky 12 year old girl that goes to the adult class hit a triangle from the back on me:( She got a stripe out of it though, so that’s nice

10/23/2022 12:04:46 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfeast

11/1/2022 11:21:22 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Saint Louis Blues

11/12/2022 11:09:00 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Id rather have a stripe in my underwear; which i do, so thats cool.

11/21/2022 11:03:48 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

I wonder of you did realy bought this deal, but they just charge your card and send it to Dongs gravesite as a tribute to his greatness. I bet Scramfucius knows.

12/7/2022 11:49:26 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Yes, perpetually. Its an unending cycle. This seems to be my curse from god; the most mouth-watering farts ever concieved by man or machine. Its almost like AI designed boutique level of fart aroma. Not kidding, Paula Deen smelled one and thats why she said the N word

12/8/2022 11:40:12 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

My Friend Clifford did that to me then wrote a song about it, its quite popular among urban youth. He copied Hall & Oats(Look it up)

12/8/2022 11:49:29 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

I prefer 12oz curls

12/8/2022 11:56:24 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I got inside info; Neco Arc is actually John Danaher. He hasn’t stopped laughing about living rent free in this fool’s head.

12/15/2022 4:40:51 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Is it true?

12/15/2022 4:44:49 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

The hero we need and want.

12/17/2022 11:04:57 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

I know dongs in real life and he told me 1 stripe blue belts comments comments are the worst. Its the main reason he’s left. You should feel bad. I think most people will resent you knowing this(not just on this site but but in all of life). Dont feel too down though chap; I dont resent you, I only feel pity for you. Merry Christmas!

12/17/2022 11:23:48 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

You’ll defintly get a reso at dorsia wearing that

12/20/2022 11:04:45 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

That was a 3 days ago joke for an off white gi. Do better

12/23/2022 11:44:34 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Its a christmas miracle!

12/24/2022 11:01:59 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Mine did come with saddles shoes; I got kicked out of the kids class for wearing them on the mat.

12/28/2022 12:31:09 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Get a different schtick Joe. Crow of Judgement is the progenitor of the item assement based account style. Try witty remarks, or calling into question a person’s manhood. Both are quite popular and accepted comment paths.

12/28/2022 12:28:22 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Defense soap. A years worth is $80. Amazon.com

12/30/2022 1:32:56 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Thank you wise crow for harxing us with your judgement! All other, inferior item asseement accounts style shall suffer your your wrath!

12/30/2022 1:36:56 AM