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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Minimalist design. But it has the name on it so everyone knows you didnt pay minimalist price.

4/26/2024 11:02:10 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

I guess I could go as long as 5.25” inseam if theres no velco.

But I really have TOO many shorts so I gotta pass

3/20/2024 7:54:53 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Hey that’s Kuniyoshi’s Kyumonryu Shishin from the Water Margin/108 Outlaws of the Marsh! Awesome ukiyo-e that makes a great horimono…now in T-shirt form!

11/11/2023 2:00:34 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Wanna grapple in this and get REAL soaked sweaty then waterboard someone with that mother’s milk from mount

3/5/2023 12:08:13 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Yes!! No velcro waist! ☺

2/9/2023 2:53:51 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Preference: smooth or tatami and why?

1/23/2023 3:08:25 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

I don’t care how ugly these are…zero velcro AND 5” inseam!?

Automatic purchase!

1/12/2023 6:45:57 PM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

***SPOILER ALERT: VELCRO DISLIKE***

I officially moved to 5” inseam board shorts due to preference of drawstring over any velcro. There is NO velcro that I like, horizontal, vertical, or otherwise. My ($0.02 that no one asked for, but just curious to read the room here on how many agree vs disagree with me. Use like and dislike buttons for yay & nay to participate)

1/5/2023 12:23:23 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Great colours if you dont like to match tops and bottoms.

11/30/2022 10:09:22 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Marketing intern “These two go at it all the time in nature, so we decided to put them on a rash guard!”

Marketing exec: 🤦🏻?♂

9/1/2022 1:08:04 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If I dont get it now…it’ll come back around again.

-RDS

8/25/2022 12:38:30 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

“Praceful violence” = cringe

8/23/2022 6:15:12 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

This martial arts uniform looks pretty sweet, actually. But you jiujitieros only care about function, right? I thought you’d just buy the cheapest and comfortable ones that get the job done rather than stylish right?

8/16/2022 11:22:27 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

I dont care about looking cute…I just want no velcro.

8/15/2022 1:51:12 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Fire the designer on these. I like some of their gear, but this here- no thanks.

8/10/2022 5:32:18 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Is that Animal Chin and hat? If so, in buying

8/6/2022 2:43:27 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

I’m guessing I’m huge if ya’ll call this impressive bulging. I guess my lovers weren’t just saying that to make me feel like the champion I never was from placing last in every grappling comp I’ve ever entered.

8/5/2022 5:03:57 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

Well this FINALLY answers my question of whether it’s progress or progress!

8/2/2022 10:23:15 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Is that velcro I see?

7/28/2022 5:51:54 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Bro spats

7/26/2022 4:58:38 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Finally some progress gear I can suooort!

7/25/2022 9:04:20 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Still not sure if it’s pronounced progress or progress

7/18/2022 1:38:50 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I should by this for all the times my ego is “shattered” when I go into defensive mode after feeling dominant whilst in cross body position pinning somone 🤦🏻?♂

7/4/2022 9:23:58 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Wearing this makes you grappling’s version of the Birkenstock/sarong wearing kundalini yoga & sound-batheing, septum pierced, armpit haired dreadlocked vegan white girl with a lot of cats and incense.

I wear solids in direct opposition to the “essence” behind the creative ideas that approve such superfluous design.

6/24/2022 12:27:20 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

You wear these “shants” and I shan’t hesitate to torture ride you for the entire round

6/22/2022 1:23:30 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

I’m here for the soap bruh

6/19/2022 11:24:19 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

I like them because they’re fun. And i think the imagery is a bit of an homage to indigenous art mixed with low brow

6/18/2022 11:48:26 AM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Is that velcro I see?

4/20/2022 2:43:52 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I know what I’m wearing to 4th of July open mat!

4/17/2022 2:32:54 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

The picture doesn’t do justice to show that velcro waist enclosure! Looks like its not even there!

4/1/2022 1:19:40 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

I’m glad I read…otherwise I would have thought there was no velcro! It doesn’t look like it has velco.

3/8/2022 11:40:35 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

The grappling shorts gods have listened to us all and decided to thumbs down our requests for shorts sans velcro waist

3/6/2022 7:15:37 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

Have we heard from the company whether this is a noun or a verb? I mean, should I be pronouncing it “progress” or “progress”?

3/5/2022 3:04:11 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

{in Pee-Wee Herman voice} “Anyone who prefers velcro- scream real loud!!” *crickets*

2/23/2022 1:01:16 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

I say make a “with velcro” and a “without velco” option and let the consumers show you how dumb the velcro is.

2/8/2022 2:19:48 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I buy this every time it comes around. I actually have quite a stockpile now. Its ok- I wrap them and pass them out to training partners and coaches around b day and holiday time!

1/20/2022 1:30:53 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

That’s interesting. They used an image of Kumonryu Shishin. 🤔

6/21/2021 9:03:27 PM

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Hypnotik Reps Shorts - Black/Grey

Blach cadd

10/18/2020 6:24:47 AM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

?????????

2/12/2022 12:00:48 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

Gentleman tip I am paying forward: use aluminum free deodorant to eliminate yellow sweat stains. Aluminum is typically found in anti-perspirant. Accept the sweat and you’ll have no yellow staining again.

2/15/2022 6:23:10 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

That looks like that one bro that does UFC! But they don’t even wear those uniforms anymore in the cage.

3/12/2022 4:14:25 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

These look good with black calf high tube socks and vans, bro.

6/5/2022 10:21:49 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Wait a minute….you mean I miss ine day out of almost a year straight and its the soap???? Please tell me it aint so!!

6/14/2022 1:15:34 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

I’m uoset because I think we were typing the same thing and you submitted earlier than me <30 seconds

6/19/2022 11:26:02 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I’ve got small waist and a big bank and their shorter shorts fit fine on me. No experience with the chonies though

6/27/2022 12:12:27 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I read that in a scolding tone

6/30/2022 12:26:01 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Rubbin’ is wrestlin’

7/2/2022 1:18:00 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Too small? Take a cold plunge before tryjng them on

7/15/2022 4:01:50 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Be sure to uncheck the tattoo option box at checkout…you DON’T want those tats, bruh.

8/5/2022 5:06:26 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Sans*^ hat

8/6/2022 4:49:27 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

@smithinmn I believe its Plaid, then snake skin, then piano key…THEN you get the tie dye belt when you are scrumtralecent rank

8/23/2022 6:26:10 PM