Phalanx ultra-lightweight shorts are exactly that, super light! They're also durable enough to hold up perfectly in every day mat training, BJJ competition, and MMA!FEATURES:
yeah that monster claw really goin for the whole cheek lol
PRO TIP: If you have to wear something that says the word "beast" on it, you are not a beast
imma beast a nut in dat azz
UwU senpai
Guys who wear this dog shit drink monster before class and sit out the rest of training after 2 rounds
I did this once when I was a white belch and thought I was gunna die from a heart attack, now just good blow thats nice and clean before rounds. ??
Actually ballbags.....most of the guys that wear this shit are vets like myself, who phalanx supports. Also, jiu jitsu has helped with my ptsd.....
that's a wholesome comment @stickiwax ... same, and, as well. I now know Phalanx is a supporter
Vets can stull chug monster and sit out the last 2 rounds of training
I’m a vet, and I appreciate Phalanx’s support. So much so that I will be honest with them and tell them that this design is no bueno.
But I love Phalanx’s quality.
Jesus Christ. Just because a brand supports vets doesn't mean everything they make must be praised. This design is trash.
Im a vet but that has nothing to do with the fact that these are heinous and these heauxs long as hell
dongs
Cringe
You cant lose if you wear these i heard
Aye! @jimmygrips your momma a ho!
yea man
These are cool they are a hommage to the NWO wolf pack. Chill everybody.
Phallus Beast Mode
You wear these “shants” and I shan’t hesitate to torture ride you for the entire round
I prefer my jiu jitsu shorts to go past my knees
Ah man the torture ride. ??
Never received an email confirming my armbar soap order. I was charged the $23.00 but wasn't provided a tracking number.
Same. Still says the order is processing
Maybe you should complain a few times here in the comments instead of tapping on the "contact us" button.
NWO wolf pack!
More like “Yeast mode”…
Ah another pair of longs. Nice
Need help with sizing. I have a 12 inch pecker, what size is best?
Nice
Yes
Awful looking jorts
Doesn’t look tough enough
Hello
I bet Askar Mozharov snap buys this for his next name change
Snap into a Slim Jim
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-1/5 beef jerkies
Cringe dongs
Need a good ass to mouth sesh
666
Yup. In Hebrew.