Phalanx loves providing with the best grappling shorts on the market .$37
If you ever said “Aww Mom, just one more game, please!!!” The Phalanx “Sharp” HPTX shorts are for you! Relive your glory days of slurping down Orange Juliuses while you and your friends stared in amazement at the state of the art graphics standing around the Mortal Kombat machine. These lightweight 100% polyester shorts feature a drawstring elastic waistband with no Velcro (unlike your Reebok Aerobics HI’s). The sublimated “Sharp” pattern was taken directly from the carpet of a national arcade franchise and is sure to cause a dance, dance revolution in your dojo. These just the ticket to take you back to the days of random boners and wearing your headgear to bed. You’ll also receive the added bonus of simulated ground in ABC gum iron on decals, burnt vacuum cleaner belt and ozone scented dryer sheets and a “No food or drinks allowed” patch. Tokens not included.
Extra effort Pat is youre new name
Your descriptions are superior to the bjjhq descriptions
Awesome. Lol. I can smell the arcade.
Good shit. Takes me back.
Pure poetry. Work on your spelling and you could be one of the greats. Like dongs.
This is really good. Lmao
Hit submit too soon- still half asleep. Its really good to be mentioned in the same comment as dongs. I cant wait to tell my mom.
Jiu Jitsu guy’s have the worst humor i swear
Incorrect. That distinction goes to middle-aged BMX guys. We have the second-worst humor.
I had a trapper keeper with this design.
Pick me Pat is your new name
I like it! Only I prefer Patricio.
Saved by the bell shorts, hahaha
Yeh- I though that too.
Is this for no go or laser quest circa 2004
You don't choke people out while playing laser tag? Civilian...
New member here. Will someone give me a high level view of how this works, how often items are posted, how many are posted, etcetera... I lurked in the comments a bit but while hilarious, don't really tell me much about the app itself. I was on a couple of nights ago and it seemed like there were new items posted every few minutes. Is there any way to get an item once it's no longer visible? Does that mean it's sold out? Thanks in advance, John
The rolling deals day is a pretty rare event, I think. Once the item is gone, you can't buy it, no exceptions. Generally there will be just 1 item a day.
Apologies if I shouldn't have asked this here. Just noticed I had a "dislike". Will delete comment if not allowed. If someone tells me how.
Thank you SaderX!
Typically, one item is posted every 24 hours. The item remains listed whether the item has sold out or not. Once the item is gone and if it did not sell out, it will eventually return. Youll just have to keep an eye out for it. As my distinguished colleague above mentioned, the “Rolling Deals” happen infrequently, I’d say about once a quarter. Since these are closeouts/ overstock/ old stock items once they’re gone they are gone… unless they come back (yeah, its one of the interesting quirks) Welcome. P.s. Dont ask about the return policy- there isn’t one.
Obrigado, Patricio! Beleza!
I don’t speak Brazlilian, I just play one on this site.
Lol! Ok. I just said thank you.
No need to get all mushy…
Ok?
Enjoy! May the odds be ever in your favor.
There is a return policy in the rare event an error is made in shipping. I got sent the wrong item once and they worked it out, but that’s about the extent of it.
I believe, if you were to call that instance anything, it falls under the purview of an exchange, not a return. Words matter. Words hurt. So do nipple clamps.
This is how how how this works, man. Uh uh uh a karate thing is for sale on this internet web place, man, and and and these people who who are all threats to our democracy blame me for the price increases but they buy them anyways.
Malarkey; Nobody buys the floral dragon gi. Not even Hunter.
How do these look under a black light? Asking for a frien from 10p.
Totally rad, dude
I like the pattern, wish it came in something for woman♥
Must… resist… so loud… the voice is so loud… go away jokes! Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!
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Must… resist…
Hahahahahaha!- took me a minute.
More actual cool gear like this plz
Theres a lot going on here.. But theres no velcro
Didint notice that always prefer my velcro
Gnarly dude!
I’m old enough to remember when these would have been cool.
Kidding aside, i have the Rizr version of these. They are great and they have velcro. I use them for training and as workout shorts. They look better in person.
Two things: 1. It’s just not an aesthetic I have ever been really into. My favorite no gi shorts are my black-on-black 93 Brand shorts. Simple and classic. 2. Never break kayfabe. It ruined Dongs and pro wrestling. You have a good character going… let it ride.
Hypothetically speaking, if i did know Kayfabe and i broke her, it was consensual and we were protected by several layers of lanolin from NZ sheep and latex from the organic rubber mills in Djakarta.
Not bad
Kinda cool
Kinda rad.
Theyre loud but for some reason im i to it…. May need em.
I would have guessed you liked loud based on your username.
Fuck that was epic! Pricks logged me out, i thought we were tight dongs?! I had to revisit the era of these shorts just to find my password!
I was logged out last night as well. Had to clear cache just to be able to request a new password. Took me a bit to figure that one out.
I blame Obama.
Hey hey hey hey what did I tell you before you pudding face cat wrangler! I will not stand here and let you talk bad about my friend and former vice principle Bikerack Umaga! I’m tired of your malarkey, Jack!
dank shorts
Good. Now go have fun. Play nice with the other kids.
L shorts
Can we limit people to 3x posts a day so they can shut the fuck up
So “here4memes” is ironic? Well played.
Now we know what the board in your profile pic means.
Schnarf! Schnarf!