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Scramble Senshu Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Did we go to the moon?

12/20/2024 8:06:27 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Coach told me if I scream "chicken nuggets" while attempting a back breaker one more time he's going to ban me from the gym

12/18/2024 9:58:58 AM

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Nation Athletic "Dark Arts" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I asked coach if it was fine to eat sour patch kids on the mat from my secret custom gi pocket and he took one of my stripes away

12/17/2024 7:07:35 AM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Navy

Kamala's voter base has feminine odor issues (stank puss)

12/16/2024 1:58:38 AM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

Can we get some thicc thigh models for once

12/13/2024 11:27:07 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

I bought the black ones and I'm never seen a fabric pick up dust and hair at such a supernatural level. Anyways, bought these too. Hella comfy and it lets everyone know I'm a tryhard dipshit.

12/8/2024 12:08:40 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

FEET

12/6/2024 8:18:23 AM

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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking

1995 was almost 30 years ago.

12/5/2024 9:43:16 AM

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Scramble "Indigo Camo" Grappling Shorts

Project 2025 will bring back the Arby's 5 for 5

12/4/2024 10:21:11 AM

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Inverted Gear Comp Light BJJ Gi - Blue

Correct, blue gi confirmed to make you a handsome boy

12/3/2024 6:16:19 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

Charlie Brown Christmas Special > All other Christmas Specials.

12/2/2024 6:51:12 AM

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Ground Game Valkyrie Spats

Coach held me down and kissed me again.

11/22/2024 8:58:24 AM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Grey

Fix your shit, Canada.

11/21/2024 1:16:42 PM

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Nation Athletic "Rising Dragon" Shorts

White belts be like "im crazy" but whole time be retarded

11/19/2024 10:21:47 AM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Spats

Iron Mike Gang rise up!

11/15/2024 11:24:47 PM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

How many Pok�mon cards does this hold?

11/14/2024 8:55:20 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

I haven't had a carb in 4 days and I would fight the entire forum of the prize was a donut

11/13/2024 6:33:24 AM

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Parry "Tiger" Black Long Sleeve

Friends, I really hate the default styling of BJJ products. It's like a bad tattoo shop made love to a Jabroni and they gave birth to a line of fighting apparel.

11/12/2024 8:07:00 AM

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Ground Game Tatakai Shorts

Dongs is a trigger word for me. I hope this is a safe space.

11/10/2024 10:27:38 AM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Unbleached

Admin came to my house and made me lick white dog shit

11/7/2024 1:38:33 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Black

TRUMP 2024

11/5/2024 1:50:14 PM

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HQ Heel Hookin' Rash Guard

I looking for a Waffle House rashy

11/4/2024 4:09:24 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

Another pair of pants I can't dry? No thanks.

10/10/2024 2:52:03 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

Gay.

7/15/2023 2:01:45 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Trash wren shit, you poop dicks are going to love it.

7/11/2023 8:40:32 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

"Highly illegal"

Nice.

7/7/2023 11:36:38 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

I truly loathe the fuck boy styling 90% of BJJ gear has.

7/2/2023 11:29:17 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Can we limit people to 3x posts a day so they can shut the fuck up

1/4/2023 12:49:07 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Enough of these fuckboi designs and patterns.

12/27/2022 10:11:42 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Always nice to see plain designs without the fuckboi vibe

12/22/2022 8:36:01 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

I now have a target when I nut on myself

12/10/2022 8:18:53 AM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

Say no to cape shit.

12/8/2022 2:49:49 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

No way am I buying this.

12/6/2022 4:00:14 PM

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Tatami Pepperoni Pizza Spats

T H I C C

7/11/2021 3:06:24 PM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

This "messenger bag" is a tiny little bullshit purse

6/5/2021 6:29:38 PM

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Hyperfly Judofly Gi - Black

It's summer where is matters, fucking kangaroo

5/30/2021 10:33:39 PM

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Tatami Essential 2.0 Joggers Grey/Stone

Todai79 eats tacos with a fork

5/20/2021 1:23:11 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Pathetic.

5/17/2021 11:15:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

Just stand up.

5/18/2021 11:02:54 PM

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Inverted Gear Lemonade Rashguard

Yet here you are posting comments. Welcome back, poopdick.

5/23/2021 8:38:10 PM

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93brand Strong Snake Rashguard

BJJHQ please just sell a rainbow rash guard so these limp wrists stop crying

5/31/2021 11:29:42 AM

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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

Joe is just trying to see some dicks

6/2/2021 6:30:30 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

We love here, boy

6/2/2021 11:02:24 PM

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Inverted Gear New School Gi - Black

Why the fuck are you even here then?

6/4/2021 9:43:02 AM

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Inverted Gear New School Gi - Black

Todai's step dad found out he was using up all the internet minutes and whipped his ass with an extension cord

6/4/2021 6:10:47 PM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

Mama mia

6/4/2021 11:33:04 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

You are butt hurt about the people who are butt hurt. That makes you king bitch.

6/6/2021 9:30:58 PM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Giving the Paul brothers attention? What are you, 14?

6/7/2021 12:48:59 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Ranked Rashguard

Takes your pills, grandma

6/9/2021 11:42:15 PM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

Finally, a place to put your dildos

6/10/2021 11:07:47 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

Are you even trying anymore?

6/17/2021 6:29:46 PM

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Inverted Gear Camp V2 Hybrid Shorts - Black

mad ramblings of a syphilitic brain

6/17/2021 11:20:57 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - Black

Gonna look nice with your white belt

6/19/2021 9:40:35 AM

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93brand SUBWAY Rashguard

You never go to class so it's no big deal

6/20/2021 3:29:54 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

This is an intervention. Please wash your ass crack.

6/24/2021 1:19:17 AM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Stop showing your daddy issues, Paul. It's embarrassing.

6/25/2021 6:50:45 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Your HIV test was positive

2/13/2022 12:16:36 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Imagine being so bothered by a BJJHQ post you come and post this. Get therapy.

12/16/2022 8:06:28 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Are they actually good because I was pretty disappointed in the Origin Gi I got. Hemming was sloppy and inconsistent like the machine wasn't strong enough to go through the folded over material.

12/17/2022 4:22:24 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Aka grass fairies

12/20/2022 8:22:52 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

VTI > VOO my friend

1/8/2023 2:07:42 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

3/23/2023 2:08:17 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

This "We have Ed Hardy at home" designs. Fucking Zoomers.

7/3/2023 4:29:34 PM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

You wish tuna fish.

7/6/2023 1:21:13 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

Fat camp.

10/9/2024 8:53:04 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

Snu snu.

10/10/2024 2:52:39 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Inverted has sales right now and their gis slap

10/15/2024 1:22:19 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.2 - Brown

Dead. No one clipped his dong and it coiled around and punctured his skull. Very sad.

10/22/2024 1:49:33 PM

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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

Beer make fat.

Fat make you squarsh better.

10/23/2024 9:16:12 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

No mini me we don't gnaw on our kitty

10/24/2024 8:38:30 AM

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93brand "Gotham Static" BJJ Gi

We are all felons here

10/30/2024 3:00:46 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

MitchallicA eats tacos with a fork.

10/31/2024 2:52:36 PM

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Inverted Gear Comp Light BJJ Gi - Black

Nothing a sharpie can't cure

11/18/2024 8:25:42 AM

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Rolling Society Boba Pink Spats

I think that's going to happen to me no matter what

11/26/2024 9:30:50 AM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Shorts HQ exclusive cut

Your tax dollars likely keep this retard alive

11/27/2024 7:46:40 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

Admin, we request you ban him and call him a pleb

12/2/2024 2:44:52 PM

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Progress Bengal Hybrid Shorts - Black/Green

Did you pay with money or mail them a envelope full of buttons?

12/9/2024 1:08:48 PM

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Tatami "Made in Japan" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I recently called BJJHQ about a roof leak and hard water and I still have both issues. What the FUCK.

12/10/2024 11:12:51 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

"Maybe I'm the minority here"

Nah, dong probably a Mexican too

12/12/2024 8:54:42 PM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

The cloth may contain harmful chemicals from the manufacturer. There is only one safe choice.

Nude.

12/13/2024 11:48:53 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Would rather just wear gi pants during no gi

12/14/2024 4:54:31 PM

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Scramble Senshu Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I'm just wondering why the moon rock given by Neil Armstrong to Dutch prime minister Willem Drees turned out to be petrified wood and not a moon rock.

Google it.

12/20/2024 10:36:57 AM

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