The Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda is a sleek black Jiu Jitsu Gi that is stylish and functional.$105
I believe in taking care of my kimonos. In the washer I use cold water. Warm or hot water fades colors and shrinks organic fibers. I Fill the washer with volcanically filtered Artesian spring water I have imported from a aquifer in Fiji, then add a cup of an artisanal white vinegar and a cup of certified kosher salt harvested from the Dead Sea. I allow the salt to completely dissolve in the cold water then place the kimono in the tub. I allow the kimono to soak for exactly 3 hours prior to beginning the wash cycle. While the kimono soaks, I meditate then I prepare the rest of my routine. I remove the kimono from the washer immediately upon completion of the final spin cycle to prevent wrinkling. I then hang the kimono jacket on a selectively and sustainably harvested bamboo hangar I had made by a craftsman in Java. I hang the pants on an up-cycled, surgical stainless steel trouser hangar. Both pieces are then hung in a climate controlled garment drying closet kept at precisely 77° Fahrenheit at 56% humidity with a solar powered fan blowing on them at 8mph. Once the garment is completely dry, I place it into a tumble cycle with no heat along with 6 organic dryer balls made from ethically harvested merino will from New Zealand to impart softness. This lends an impeccable hand to the fabric. The dried and softened kimono is then placed on a cedar hangar and kept in my kimono vault until such time as it is called up in the rotation
That’s pretty involved. Gonna need that vinegar soak bath after you roll with Jimmy Stoole.
This is pretty amazing
Imagine being so weird that you type a whole paragraph thinking that everyone will laugh, then it turns out to be so corny that you just submit it anyway
lets see paul allens wash routine
Reminds me of American Psycho
Dak, Imagine being so lonely, so starved for the attention mummy and daddy never give, that you create an account on an online retailer the day after christmas, simply to insert yourself into a conversation and illicit a response. Well played my lonely muppet. Well played. Now run along upstairs. Your mom says your Bagel Bites are ready.
Paolo Allen does Tae Kwon Do and has his uniforms dry cleaned. Hes a barbarian.
My gi smells like piss even after I wash it
Im taking a massive crap right now
First the return of dongs and now this! Chirstmas miracle
Solid gi. I would but this if I had any money left.
Got damn i want this. I just bought the gay white one.
Me too but I bought it for the gayness.
Merry Dongmas.
Have had this gi almost a year. Totally slaps. Highly recommend. It does not shrink any different from the 400 pearl weave model. S (Slim) is the same as most brands Long (L).
Mother fucker! Anyone want to buy an Ecru Scramble Athlete?
id buy it but i dont like how the black material stains up my white belt
Sheesh
Imagine doing all that just to get tapped every few seconds by blue belts 😂
Who says I train? I just like the way kimono’s make me look.
Is this gi cum resistent????
Schnarf! Schnarf!
These shrink A LOT! Be wary of size, otherwise an epic gi!
Ty this helped
Since all of these have sold out, i hope this isnt a gaux pas. Admin please remove if not allowed. I have a black canvas A2H Inverted kimono that i purchased by mistake. Laundered once, never trained in. Comes with matching gi bag. First dibs gets it for actual shipping cost within CONUS. Merry Christmas.
Keep talking….Whats your email? Repost next deal and i can slide into those dms
I want one of these gis, but everytime they put one up I've already blown my money on something else.
Smooth
C-Spec
Just in time for my chirstmas money
Anotha one. 👌
I’m feeling a little lost and disappointed… is the True Dongs only showing up for Christmas? I hope we at least get to see him on most holidays. Though he did miss Thanksgiving, the bum.
How much shrinkage in bamboo Gi's? Kind of want it but is it sandpapery after lots of washes?
Not at all. My natural one has actually gotten softer. I hang dry and then tumble with a few wool dryer balls and no heat.
Well......I have a white A3 & it shrunk down to between A1 & A2.....
I was addressing the “sandpapery” question. My experience is only with washing in cold and hanging to dry. I dont like fading or shrinking as I am vain and perfectly proportioned.
Thank you for the down votes. Its a good reminder that you can always be thinner, look better.
Loved my bamboo gi but it shrank down like two sizes.
Thanks for the feedback fam
I have to ask, to those that have had their gi shrink, are you washing and drying on “hot” or “warm”? Im genuinely perplexed becau i have the white and the natural Inverted Bamboo hybrid kimonos and have only experienced the slightest bit of shrinking and that was only on the top and mainly in the torso area. It was a little more fitted after hang drying but it stretched back out again after getting damp with sweat after training.
Ripstop pants have no stretch but i love my other inverted gi otherwise. Hmm what to do.
I like the way ripstop accentuates my “power bulge”.
If only this gi was white ore blue
Or ecru.
Gonna have to turn SSJ to resist purchasing this gi
I did. Didnt help. Black bamboo gi inbound.
If Lyin' Joke "Beijing" Tali-Biden wasn't fraudulently installed in the WH and President TRUMP was where he rightfully belongs, this gi would have been at most $95. Fuck all you assholes that voted for commies.
I like your energy but Stfu already with that BS, f*ck Biden, f*ck Trump, and a big Merry F*ck You too
Merry fuck you to us all; Dongs bless us, every one.
Communists would have
Ding
Fake
Dongs
Nope
Buru nyuuu
Dongs is back - gtfo out of here
Buru you f*ck face, your gonna have to show dongs that you are here to stay
Stay strong brother
Imposter. Dongs is OSS! Go away bubby
Keep up steam, Buru. Fuck the haters.