The one time we get a phalanx product in womens sizes and of course they look like theyve been jizzed on thanks very cool
Bought em anyway tho fuck it

I heard Dongs isn’t here anymore because he missed weight by 8 pounds and had to move to another website/app.

Bad ass! Im going to wear these over my gi pants!

You posers have obviously never had cum on your pants. These look nothing like the real thing. Good buy right here

Cum rag spats

I got tapped put once in the brown splat version of these..... Well they ended up brown

“I did not have sexual relations with those spats”

I feel like companies should poat a prototype picture here before they ever go into production. Someone somewhere is failing them regularly.

I read this as TRASH pants 4x at least. They will always be trash pants to me

Y’all have some weird jizz if this is the pattern it creates.

Oh!🤦?♂😅the womens pair! Does my arse looked jizzed in these?! Fuck yes they do!🤙

How dare you call these jizz pants

My names jeff

Skeet skeet skeet

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**Insert 5th grader joke here**

"Trash" spats... idk I might cop these tho

They put an extra H in the word “TRASH”

Thrash more like t….
Umm, nah got no idea how to end that one.

F

No thanks. I’d get targeted like nobody’s business

Exploding dongs

😂😂😂

Rest in peace sweet prince 🙏 can I get some Fs in the chat for our fallen hero

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More like Jizz Getsu

Jizz stains??💦💦💦💦

Ah yes another fantasic trailer park product from Phallus™

Cocks