The Phalanx "State" Rashguard is the perfect combination of function and style.$27
Double yellow lines no passing
One lane traffic
One way straight down to leglocks
Where are the short shorts?
Jamiacan bob sled team
Its an inverted kill bill jacket rash guard
Shoulda done a turkey rashgaurd for the canadians lol
Come on out Scramfucious and show your true identity as one and only Dongs! The world needs you!!
Also, i did not buy this deal. Or did i??? Maybe im dongs.
it looks like I would develop gyno from wearing it, which may not be a bad thing...
“Super clean cuz I’m super mean” -Wiz Khalifa, BJJ addict
I have this weird fetish where I want people to crap in MY PANTS while I'M still wearing them.
Well, the upside is that at least you dont want to poop in someone elses pants…
I do want to do that!
1stripewhitebelt cannot pass guard
I don't know what's easier, smashing your guard or smashing your mom
My moms cause she doesnt train. Unless you consider her maneuvering her colostomy bag around while you fondel her at the nursing home, trying to get your flacid baby dick up training.
Buru nyuuu
Has anyone been enlightened with a translation of this yet?
No one knows
Its some Japanese cat that says this and then shit blows up. Curiostiy got the better of me and I looked it up.
Shut up 1stripe ylu fuggin dork