Scramble is known for their high-quality Jiu Jitsu Gis, and that's why they provided us here at BJJHQ with their Varsity Gi, which combines style and functionality.$68
Nice gi, gonna buy it for my wife’s boyfriend
Thanks! Im an A2. Appreciate you! I'll have her home by 10am tomorrow. ??
Works for me bud, just make sure she doesnt forget her purity ring again
The Scramble “Varsity” kimono harkens back to a simpler time. Sock hops, poodle skirts, bobby socks, saddle shoes and tuck and roll upholstered back seats. If you loved American Graffiti, Animal House, Grease and Porky’s, this is the kimono for you. The Varsity kimono isn’t all Brylcream and Aqua Velva. A stylized skull on the shoulder leta your opponents know that just because you’re wearing a giant, cute, fuzzy letter on you chest, doesn’t mean you should be underestimated (even though the skull is fuzzy too). * Coney Islant Whitefish not included. ** Not responsible for a sudden penchant for staying out past curfew to listen to doo-wop music and roll up a pack of smokes in your rashguard sleeve.
I find it remarkable that no one has mentioned the striking resemblance of said "fuzzy skull" to a similar one worn by select German soldiers, approximately a decade before the era your description appears to describe. A war momento, perhaps? Or something more... sinister?
Well, that escalated quickly.
O_O
@patricio even your beautifully worded post isnt enough to make me remotely interested in buying this.. sad boi tears
My sincere wish is that these all sell out- forever. I eagerly await what tomorrow night will bring.
I think thats the new tactic. Help shill the bjjhq overstock so they start posting the good shit.
Yeah, I can only imagine the margin on these even at 89 bucks. They had to have bought these for pennies on the dollar. Hope they sell every single one so they can turn around and buy out some less divisive stuff.
Who is dislking these amazing descriptions? Lol this is better snd better each time.
Brylcream and Aqua Velva, classic man! Look forward to these every day, thank you Patricio! To all the imposters and haters try taking a page from the books of Dongs guy or go back to that bag of dicks you’re working on. Just don’t try to throw shade on the true master!
Buru nyuuu
You shut the fuck up. buru gets a pass.
Buru puts a smile on my face with each of his thought-provoking takes on the transience of life
Made my day Neco. Thank you for your input. Nevermind j2, he was bullied by the mean girl at school.
Again?
Not this again.
No gracias.
Oooh look here, man! Reminds me of of of back in 19-19-….62. The the the Padres just won their their first Super Bowl and and and…. look! Enough of the gobbledygook, Jack! I-I-I-I rolled with 8 different presidents in something like this… 2 of ‘em intimately. This this this karate suit will get you subs in a jiffy, man! BUY IT!
Wow. Looks like someone let the intern design a gi.
More like the buyer at HQ got an offer he couldn't pass up.
I bought this last time it was a great fit & light in this hot Aussie summer! Plus im a wannabe jiu jitsu athlete of epic proportions….hahaha I jest with my dad bod & varsity gi…
Perfect for the guy that quit after blue belt but tells everybody he would be a black belt if not for a shoulder injury
Same guy who ended up selling womens shoes but in 1966 scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for polk highschool.
Awful
No nipple :,(
More fancy pajamas. Unbelievable.
3/10
Nice pajamas!
I think this would be better as an actual avaristy jacket
I'm 6'0 and 175, lean build. Which size would be best for me?
Size buy something else. This thing is awful.
No experience with scramble products but I will say bjjhq customer service was actually super cool with returning and resending miss-sized gi’s that ive purchased. I was able to return an oversized A2H fir a regular A2 in the past. You genetically blessed skinny bastard.
A gi your girlfriend ( or boyfriend) can wear to class so we know you are theirs
Schnarf! Schnarf!
Were you a wrestler who peaked in high school? Do you miss shoving the band kids into lockers? Did you disappoint your dad by not being the athlete he also couldn't be? Well we have the gi for you! This gi won't make your dad say he loves you, but you'll look damn good getting choked out by the 95 pound hobby mom on a weekly basis.
While this is a pretty good take I think Patricio has the market on satirical product descriptions cornered. Have you tried reading from the good book of dongs?
John Rambo, you're the Carlos Mencia of BJJHQ. Patricio said basically everything you said when he did his take on the blue version of this same Gi like two weeks ago. Weak a** imposter.
He's the "Jo-dan's Air" with the upside down swoosh you get for $30 in Chinatown, version of Patrizio.
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Plagiarism isn't.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Dang Lucius, still thinking about a post from 2 weeks ago? Your boyfriend told me you didn't have anyting in your life except this app, but I didn't realize it was this bad.
Firstly, your mom keeps flip-flopping on how she identifies so she's my girlfriend again this week. Secondly, if you weren't wasting away in the basement, smoking weed and rubbing your wee-wee on the Chewy.com catalog all day, you might have put your two brain cells together and realized that someone may remember the material you we're about to rip off- yes, even as far back as two weeks ago. I gotta go now. Your mom is asking for some scheisse play. I gotta go strap her down and fill her throat up again. See you at dinner, Son.
Dang man. I was wondering where her urn went! You had your boyfriend lift it didn't you? Do you at least lube the ashes up, or you just hitting them dry?
Mix em up with a little KY, pop em in the microwave for 10 seconds and it's like a peanut butter fleshlight.
Ding
*sigh…..another imposter.