If i see anyone wearing these im going to thank them for their service.

dongs

Just waiting on a clean short sleeve rashguard 😁

I love these but Im not in the national guard

I find it hard to trust a company that uses CGI renders of their stuff instead of some soyboy in shorts

I would purchase, but these won't fit over my humungous penis

Some call these long sleeve shorts.

What in tarnation

Do this come with build in panties ?

Soft pass

These are not short shorts! Cool but pass. RIZR SHORT SHORTS PLEASE

I have gigantic butt cheeks, will these fit?

I hope these make my butt look bigger.

These are chill

Cant even see the dongs

This is how to get your ass to DISAPPEAR! Poof

No dong?

Dong on display