Phalanx's "Lightning Camo" Rashguard was made for those who love sneaky submissions.$32
Remember when we would all rush to BJJHQ right at 11 p.m sharp to catch the Dongs guy? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Miss him so much
We must learn to carry on. That hole inside. Its hard I know. But were gonna be ok. Thats the wisdom that comes with time. And maybe thats the lesson he was trying to teach us in the end. That dongs was inside us all along.
Maybe youre right. There is a dong deep inside every single one of us.
This is dongs, how la y times am i going to have tell you people.
Rordon Gyan not Rordon Gyran
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What use is a sleeveless rashie?
1 like = petition to bring dongs back
Nothing boob compatible? It’s a sad day for women everywhere.
And those of us with moobs
The phalanx drops on here almost never come in womens sizes except the occasional spats :( I do love their spats tho just wish theyd give us more shorts with no dong compartment
Boobs arent women exclusive. Unlike this rashguard.
Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder if Dongs is thinking about me too
I’m not going to buy it but i like it
I love it but feel weird buying anything camo because i didnt serve
So you have to have served to wear camo? . Damn, ive been hunting wrong this whole time.
Nah man I serve and I still feel weird wearing camo unless I'm hunting
If this was high vis orange camo i would snap buy it. For hunting dong..submissions
Is Phalanx, is good
This is 🔥
Cool rash guard, but I don't really need a new one right now.
Lightning camo my balls
Shoot, I miss the dongs guy
Dang, me to…
Dongs?
This sucks
How is $37 even a deal on a rashie?
Because ot costs $60 on their site. See, when something of high quality is offered below normal pricing, its called a deal. Perhaps you thought they meant “deal” as in a plank of softwood lumber cut to specific dimensions. If so, that certainly must have been confusing! The English language can be difficult to navigate, but with a little more study and applied edfort, you too can learn to easily decipher situations just like this one! Now run along to recess, you little scamp!
I wish they made a gi that would accommodate my ENLARGED ORGAN.
Im sure you meant to say prolapsed colon. Darn auto-correct got you again!
Buru nyuuu
Ever heard of that band dope? They played a song that was an instructional made just for you.. its called “die mf die”. Give it a try
Sheesh rough day for this guy not even a single like.
Kittie liked. Kittie is good gal.
dong
Stfu kitty