Phalanx has provided us here at BJJHQ with their Insignia spats.$35
I have a dream… that one day… This website will rise up and live out the true meaning of giving the peope what they want… i have a dream today… a dream of SOAP.
I dont know why u guys are always asking for soap....we all know u dirty butts dont shower
The unclean guy above me. #soap
The soap is bs
Admin already said they are doing the soap on Sunday ffs.
And on the seventh day, the LORD gave us soap… and said it was good.
I was in Merica....fuck yeah.....just before plandemic & i brought so much soap that 2.5 years later I still have about 20 bars left lol....
Already have the shorts, might as well get the matching spats eh? Buy ALL the phalanx things
Short shorts, no spats, all man
Ok...am I the only one that is worried about "I only post Dongs"? Just feels wrong not having them here now.
They were busy tending to their dong.
Im gonna cut the butt cheeks out of these and wear them under my leather chaps
Hahahahahahahaha
I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair.
Lol
Has a vibe like "let's go for sushi" and order California rolls
Wut
Bought the 93 brand underwear deal the other day. Went with the sizing chart and got a Medium which is what all my other underwear is. They're so damn small you'd have to be a Ken Doll or small girl to wear these. They say men's but definitely feel like a women's fit. Biggest waste of $24 and I have no intentions of buying anymore 93 brand stuff.
I really hope when mine come today they aren’t like that. Havent tried anything other than their gis and rashies and never the standard issue stuff
Mine are also tight af, shouldve gone up a size
Your dong is too big. Always go up a size for ya dong....
Can anyone help with sizing ? Iam 6ft tall and weigh 200 , 34" waist . Do these run small , big or trrue ?
No
The phalanx website has sizing thst corresponds to waist size in their size chart, ehich is slightly different than the bjjhq one
My guess would probably be an L for you, but i would go double check or message phalanx on social media
5'3" 120lb female. I ordered the xs mens and i probably would have fit the small better. The crotch isnt baggy at all though.
I have a rather big butt. Will this ride up too much???
Spats=spanx for guys.
#Nice Spats #Nice 🐓
but where are the upside down pandas
I have returned to voice my displeasure with Phalanx Giallo RIZR shorts because of the Velcro closure. That is all.
dongs
Why were you do late? Are you ok
So****
Dongs cant get up in time?
SPF 50 lol, cant be gettin no spats without SPF 400 at LEAST
💯🎯⚡🤑 DONT GET CHOK’D OUT
Spats? Really? Where are the short sleeve rashies ?
Cringe
JimmyGrips wears spats without shorts over them…
Putin was a sambo champion
No he was NOT!
Putin is actually khabib
Dongs ... hAHaAhha
Herhehrhehehre
Dongs #changethename