The Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard is the perfect combination of function and style.$37
If you spent your weekends, cruising the mall, carrying your Powell Mike McGill by the front truck, playing with the gadgets at The Sharper Image and shoplifting cassettes from Hastings music while trying to get upskirt views of the girls ascending on the escalator, then scarfing down a slice at Sbarro; this is the rashguard for you.
I’m sorry, i love this guy’s reviews.
Shut up you stupid bastard look. I wore this same shirt back in 19 uh uh 7 7 7 78 82, man.
Wrong again, Joe. Im afraid one of the children you sniffed may have been wearing an alcohol based hair spray, again. The design you see above is known as “Jazz”. It was introduced in 1992, and is considered an icon of 1990s culture. “Jazz has also become a meme and has gained a cult following. Fans have applied the design to various objects, including automobiles, shirts, and shoes. Cups with the Jazz design were initially manufactured by Sweetheart Cup Company, which was later purchased by Solo Cup Company in 2004.” According to information aggregator, Wikipedia. Theres some controversy over who deserves credit for the design. Gina Ekins of Swetheart of Bindware both contend the design was theirs.
This was well after Huey Lewis and the news. Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
At this point i'm learning more from my Uncle Patricio than any other person in my life. I love you
Uncle Patricio lives all of gis nieces and nephews. Happy Gregorian New Year!
*loves. Siri hates Uncle Patricio and the feeling is mutual. Incidentally, SIRI is an offshoot of DARPA’s CALO atificial intelligence project. It was named after a coworker of one of the project’s founders. Her name was Sigrid for which Siri is the short form.
I’d wish you gentlemen a happy new years but I have to return some video tapes.
Fuck i went down a eddie bravo rabbit hole fact checking that SIRI DARPA connection. Who knew discount bargain gi shopping could be so educational
Stay tuned for more fun facts.
$60 rashguards for $40 sound good to me.
I LOVE Phalanx. I went from 335lbs to 275lbs wearing the same rashgaurd by them and it STILL fits well and hasn't faded at all. Worth every penny.
$55. Its a closeout item. Once you subtract the 10% discount for providing your email snd phone number that brings it down to $49.50 with free shipping. The bjjhq price is $42.00 shipped giving you a net savings of $7.50.
Which incidentally is what a mom who shall remain nameless takes for the ‘ol” how’s your father?”
Aw man i thought today was rolling deals
Yeah wtf happened
On IG they said they messed up ans said it be will Jan 1
Trolling deals. You forgot the T.
Fucking love Phalanx all over my body
You misspelled ‘phallus’, the plural of which is phalluses.
I dont have anything nice to say so ull keep my comments to myself
Cant wait until Bjjhq sells all their leftover Phalanx rashguards
Dont worry about the soap
No New Year’s Eve Rolling Deals? Shocking.
Dongs
Love Phalanx. Love it more with some soap.
Schnarf! Schnarf!
Soap!
VADAKALKEIR!
Not bad
Good then?
In the words of the great stoic, Mediocrates “Meh, good enough”.
dung