Ultra-lightweight Phalanx fight shorts, built for the daily Jiu Jitsu grind.$32
These shorts will make my dick look square
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I feel influenced by your comment
What if your dick is square?
There is a lot of hate on here for guys trying to replace Dongs. The hate is justified, Dongs will never be replaced. No one likes a Dongs imposters.
Stfu
1stripewhitebelt is the dude whos girlfriend calls him while shes getting her back blown out by a more formidable male.
Don't talk about your mother like that TUNIT, now come upstairs and rub your dad's balls, it's been a tough day at the glory hole. Remember, your shift there starts at 9:00.
Oh this is real cute. You 1stripes white knight? I bet you’re an AJ Agazarm fan.
Tunit, your mom now also walks on all fours just to be ready for her 1stripe blue belt bull
TUNIT calling the kettle black . . . You are Jimmy Stoole's butt buddy. Did you wipe his ass for him today ?
His poops a delacacy. Jimmy is a saint.
We have plenty of things with only men sizing. Can we have more products for women in martial arts?
We're tryin! With BJJ's demographic majority dudes (approx 85/15 men/women judging by some analytics on IG/FB users) most brands focus on those fits, BUT we always bring it up when talking to our vendors about upcoming HQ orders & always request availability for both sexes - even if only for the HQ drop. Womens Gis are done a lot, but if a vendor doesnt already offer a womens nogo option for a style we're ordering, we're kind stuck until they make the decisions / engineer the right fit / balance the quantities to manufacture. Lotta times they only offer a separate option for women (like a pink trim thing). Good news however. . . We've had more success w/brands obliging lately, 'n letting us order both cuts. Recently got Phalanx on board w/making their HQ release spats in womens, hopefully other nogi to come. Inverted Gear also often down to add womens to HQ bathes. 93brand offers womens on almost everything, Kitsune as well. Others are gradually down for it, e.g. this week's grey HQ exclusive Scramble Gi was a first re:womens option. Other staple brands have options in the pipeline too. We're gonna keep tryin :) :solemn salute:
BTW if you have feedback on womens options that we've carried before / brands you wanna see more from, comment below!
Bout to get my first phalanx shorts. Theyre true to size right?
My experience is yes, the waist is accurate. However if you’ve got pound-cakes in the trunk you might feel restricted crotchal movement.
True to size. And the gusset is made of elastic material so you'll have extra movement too
They fit true to size. I had some HPLT (drawstring only) shrink around the waist but I had no issue with Rizr. They also have the stretch paneling under the legs so you can get smashed flat on the mat while inverting and not tear your shorts. Phalanx owns
Oops in made a mistake. I meant HPTX have no velcro and they're the ones that shrank.. I have so many pairs of shorts now I get confused lol
Thanks for the input fam. I just try to get whatever my professor wears to class
1stripewhitebelt the dude in class that can skin a deer with his toe nails.
TUNIT, the guy who can suck a condom off a cock and a little while later give you a balloon animal out his ass.
Bow down Tunit, I make bukkake TikToks with your mom
You probably make TikToks about being a “world champion” for winning a 2 man bracket at an IBJJF tourney too.
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Scramfucious is dongs, FYI
It feels like this forum is the same 25 people lol
Any non dick displaying shorts coming soon?
Find another sport bro
This comment section is cancer. Too many wanna be funny guys. Dont quit the day job boys.
Stfu, cucks dont get to speak here
I’M funny
Go away with your weak ass Gracie University blue belt
HOW DO YOU FIND ZEBRA? LOOK UNDER ZESHIRT. HELLO KITTY LOOK UNDER ZEPUSSY.
Is there a tie dye option?
Hahaha! Nope!
Dongs
Buru nyuuu
NoGi is the future
My wife is gay
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Yoda says no.
The superbowl is gay
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