Meerkatsu has brought us their "Zen Unicorn" Jiu Jitsu Gi.$75
Cant contain your “Brony” status any longer but literally dont have the testosterone to shout it from the rooftops? Well Meerkatsu has you covered with the “Zen Unicorn” kimono. The understated gray 450 gsm fabric with tasteful black accents will ensure that you arent gawked at like those weirdos in the tie dued kimonos. Fully emboidered Zen Unicorn logos feature on the sleeves in a rainbow of colors sure to match your hair and beard. And here’s the best part, the full color graphics of your favorite mythological creature are sublimated onto the inside yole of the kimono top! You’ll have the silky sweetmess of the Zen Unicorn rubbing all over your pimply shoulders every time you put it on. Tell the world you trawl dark web fetish sites without telling them you trawl dark web fetish sites. *Unicorn ear headband and pin on tail not included ** Compatible woth most aftermarket bridle gags and hooves *** Discount for Starbucks partners no longer valid.
Broooooooo! Hahahahahaha! Best. One. Yet.
You magnificent, stereotyping bastard... I see you, King.
I spit out my grande, chai tea, 3 pump, soy, lite water, no foam, extra hot, latte, all over my vintage iBook when I read this.
This kimono smells of cotton candy and a father’s disappoinment.
Why do most ppl who train have such corny senses of humor
Because people who train are a-maize-ing.
There's a kernel of truth in what Pat just said.
The meerkatsu unicorn Gi, A dream so grand and so divine, But I will never buy it, No matter how many times it's offered, I decline. With grey as its color, It may seem dull and uninspired, But its beauty lies in its rarity, And the magic it holds, never tired. But grappling with a unicorn, On such a Gi would be a shame, For the horn would tear the fabric, And make the fight so very lame. So let the meerkatsu unicorn Gi, Remain a fairy tale, a myth, For though it may be enchanting, It's not something I'll be tempted with.
Sometimes I want to hate on you but I can't. This is good. Keep this up.
Don’t keep this up, your so corny it hurts tbh
Sugarlump, Don't listen to this sanctimonious jagoff. I hated your stuff before, I hate poetry, but I like it way better. This jabroni needs to shove an ear of corn up his keester sideways.
You can dakshmack on my cornstalk
He probably uses chatgpt to write this
When someone offers you this gi:
Bro does not look happy lol!
Stolen joke AND poor execution. 0/10
Scramfucious did it better
Here’s a prime example of how sometimes it’s worth paying the extra few bucks to buy a gi that doesn’t feature My Little Pony.
C'mon, groomer's deserve deals too.
Thanks, I hate it. This is without question the most hideous gi I've ever seen. It's just brutal we have to waste days having it run over and over because nobody wants it. Brutal.
Brute-all
In joe organs voice. Bruuuuutal!
In Julius Caesar voice “et tu brute”
Every day we stray further from Helio
I'm ok with that. Him and his brother were thugs and dirtbags according to an interview I just read with Rickson.
Easy now, polygamy, selective breeding, strong arming, and extortion are ok. Just ask Warren Jeffs.
I’m neither peaceful enough for the Zen nor confident enough for the unicorns. I am not the target audience.
You need be neither. Just have a mental disorder described in the DSM5 and you're good to go.
Good thing this thing is cum repellent, cant wait to roll in it with my fellow furries
Yiff away.
If you buy this Gi the FBI should search your house. You sicko
Or your hard drives.
Look, folks! The-the-the FBI isn’t going to come search your laptop if you buy this uh…uh karate suit! And-and-and if you do buy this karate suit and you have problems with your laptop…just break it into a million pieces, man! Don’t be a nincompoop and take it to a-a-a computer repair shop and leave it there! It might lead to more problems, Jack!
Buru nyuuu
Exactly
Why does his foot look like that?
Heelhooked by his invisible brony friend
Seymour my friend, this one missed the mark. Love all your kit but this one...
The color combo does it for me :)
How about no? You crazy dutch bastards!
From a business standpoint, I would take a loss on these, donate them to a needy school abroad and take the tax write-off. Every time you post this item it literally sucks up 24 hours of potential profit for BJJHq.
Its that fucking unicorn again
New Braunfels
Just here for the comments.
Smesh
You can tell the dude in the second picture is regretting his career choice.
Can they stop with this?? Lol
Not sure what this Gi is trying to say. A unicorn is a single person who wants to get it on with a couple in a relationship.
Ignore this- popped it in the wrong spot.
Damn i kinda feel like buying this one just for the memes. If my jiujitsu was better i wouldnt even think about it. Imagine getting your ass beat by a dude in fucking brony pajamas
"Just for the memes". Here. You dropped your tiara and fake eyelashes, King.
Tell us you have 2" ear plugs and cotton candy colored hair without telling us you have 2" ear plugs and cotton candy colored hair.
The worst of the worst
Wow!!! Pure trash! Do better bjjhq
Gay
Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.
I bought this on a past deal and it's fabulishiouscrumdiddlyumptious!
Good. Makes it easy to spot who I should keep my kids away from in the gym.