The Panda Gods dropped off their Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi in its mint/green color.$99
On call in the ER and still want to get a few rolls in? Got a quick Thoracic Aortic Repair butting up a little too close after competition class? Never been a doctor but always wanted doctor pay? Trying to impress that partner that loves those chalky pastel after dinner mints? Have a partner with a brown kimono and think it’d be cool to make an Andes mint colored ball when you roll? Love the early 80’s, South Beach, Miami Vice aesthetic but don’t have a kit car Lambo, want to have to get a spiky mullet or listen to Wham!? Well inverted gear has you covered with one of the most comfortable kimonos I’ve ever worn. Made of 350gsm 80/20, Cotton/ Hemp “hybrid weave” the “Hemp Hybrid” Kimono will keep you cool and more importantly keep you looking cool. The hemp fibers in the weave make this kimono light and durable. The 12oz Ripstop pants have the hybrid cloth in the gusset, have a secret mouth guard pocket (that can be used for the hospital badge you bought on the dark web) and come with an elastic drawstring woven through Inverted’s innovative 6 loop system. Feel like a surgeon on the mats, get your shaky hands on an Inverted Hybrid Kimono today.
Bravo, I yeild
As an actual thoracic surgeon, I didn’t want this Gi at all until your comment.
I was so close to going with a lobectomy or a CABG but settled on the fun one. ;) Thanks for all you do, Doc.
your comments are the real service!
Laughing my fucken arse of bro! Ahhh shit I had a kunt of a day at work & then read your Dougie Howser script & it was just fucking great bro.....
You must love chocolate mint for those colorful gis :D
I am trying something new, In the swamp where Shrek resides, He spends his days in quiet tides. But one day, a new passion sparked, Jujitsu is what caught his heart. He trained and trained with all his might, His muscles flexed with every fight. He learned the moves with such finesse, His opponents trembled with distress. With grace and power, he'd sweep the leg, And send his foes into a peg. He'd throw them down with perfect form, And keep them pinned until the storm. The other ogres in the land, Were in awe of Shrek's new band. They'd watch him train with open eyes, And dream of one day being that wise. But Shrek, he knew that he was blessed, With a talent that would stand the test. He'd found a passion in the art, And it had given him a heart. So now, if you should ever pass, By the swamp where Shrek resides, You'll see him training in the sun, Jujitsu, is his heart's true pride.
Poetry may well be your thing. I like it. Nicely done.
I didnt like you at first, with all the copying Pats style and all but if you do poetry like this regularly ill let that old shit slide…
I dig it brother.. solid move
Best niche online community. Toxic but encouraging. Good job canuck bobby hill. I give it 4 out of 5 canadian tires. Takes a lot of bravery to poutine yourself out there.
I wish my BJJ was good enough that I could wear this.
This is my favorite gi for real. I'm shaped like a chode, 5'9" and 200 Lbs. Athletic build and wear an A2. The jacket is perfect but the legs are a little small for my thunder thighs. Next to no shrinkage in the dryer. Blood stains came right out with tide.
What a beautiful color, man! Reminds me of-of-of-of an island an old friend of ours owned once before uh… before he really and totally killed himself, man! He did! He-he-he totally killed himself!
I tried to not buy this, but I ended up buying it. Oh the humanity!
Its a great kimono. You’re gonna dig it.
Still waiting on the one i got on December. (In processing)
Email them.
I just wanna foot sweep somebody one time. One clean one and then I'm back to shooting shitty single legs. Please, Lord.
Commit. Like your mum did.
Have at it Patricio.
I’m 232 pounds 58 do I go with the A3 or A4 ?
A2H my brother in Christ
This looks like the gis the guys are wearing in that weird scene in double impact where van dame is flirting with the aerobics class to kick a guy in a pastel gi in the face. I still want this.
WOWZERS.....
Crap i was waiting for this spearmint color but alas my wallet is bare
I have the white version in A2 brand new. Really wish i had gone with the A1S.
Lmk if anyone wants to buy it. Brand new.
Did it shrink? I got an A3 that magically turned into an A1 after a single wash....but I like inverted gear....im a fat panda....
I haven’t washed it yet, still brand new. I heard some people say it shrinks a lot, some say there’s minimal shrinkage. So I am unsure.
The hemp might not shrink much, i have a hemp gi that wont shrink....the 80% cotton may shrink a little. The gi i have is a bamboo one...
Yolo’d on the Panda again. I cant help myself.
Not to point fingers because lord knows I’ve been to donkey show or five myself but I think there are laws against that sort of thing. And pandas are endangered you monster.
Mentos! The fresh maker
This gi makes me want to quit jiu jitsu.
Have you tried foxy boxing?
This gi would make me look like an Irish Spring soap bar.
Buru nyuuu
Hey bro.....OSS!
8/10 Wish they had it in more boring colors.
I have the white inverted version of this. Its dope
Schnarf! Schnarf!