Nice

100%, your work should be compiled and published as part of the "best of BJJHQ" comments. Impeccable and so well thought out. Coincidentally, i want to be a metal guitarist.

This fella trolls almost every comment. Puts a lot of thought and time into this message board and for that he is to be respected. I mean Dongs guy only posts Dongs, Buru is an unoriginal poser with her buru nyuuu, and this newer Snarf character is honestly horrible and probably terrible at jitz, but this guy! Verbose to say the least, freely throws his sharp wit around like well placed elbows, and always there to dazzle us with a little middle school humor. I pray that between the episodes of Ancient Aliens and re reading all of tolkien's masterpieces, this guy continues to saturate this board with his endless humor and expert trolling. Well done, well done. I am a fan and look forward daily to your newest tongue in cheek slanderings of these gender fluid characters.

Patricio is that extra teabag to assert dominance you give your training partner when youre in north south position.

The above four posters are my alter-ego accounts. This is all self-aggrandizement. Youre welcome for my service.

Tofu, stand back up, pull your pants up, wipe your mouth, and most importantly, Stfu

1stripewhitebelt, you can’t hurt me with your weak keyboard warrior words, my feelings are so tough they have cauliflower ears.

No disrespect, Tofu is soft, and filled with estrogen

No disrespect, so are blue belts, and your mom’s overused, roast beef vagina, but all your friends already know that.

Interestingly, beef from cattle contains true estrogens such as estradiol. Not sure about roast beef from vaginas, but ill take my chances with both. Soy contains phytoestrogens known as isoflavones. Coincidentally so do dairy milk and nut milks. The jury is out on what health effects isoflavones have on hormones but im still not going out of my way to consume them.

*with the exception of asian cuisine. I love it but consume it infrequently enough that im not concerned with gynecomastia nor hypogonadism.

I cant believe you both missed the comeback opportunity to say one or the other’s mom was so beat up she had cauliflower vagina. That works in several ways, really. It could mean that her labia suffered significant repeated trauma, one instance of high impact trauma or that due to her promiscuity, she contracted condyloma acuminata (anogenital warts) which can present with a cauliflower like appearance.

Do better.

Poetic but convincingly true...

Thank you wise crow for harxing us with your judgement! All other, inferior item asseement accounts style shall suffer your your wrath!

Fuji. FUJI.

I demand partial male nudity from my gi advertisements LET’S GO

Love you

Nudity such as but not limited to: dongs

Tasteful, softcore nip or gratuitous Pride Parade nip?

Kevin Spacey wants to see that nip too

Based on his recent troubles id venture to guess hes more concerned with the crotch gusset.

And......the banter DID NOT disapoint!

It’s a fine gi. Everyone i know that has one raves about them ad nauseum. It’s cotton therefore it will shrink, to what degree depends on how much time and care you choose to invest in laundering the garment. Nice flex on your stats, by the way. Im sure youre quite the specimen.

Never had any issue with a Fuji gi. Ever.

See what i mean?

Mr. President, It is with some reluctance that i applaud your unwavering commitment to nonsensical babble abd incomprehensible jibberish. Your handlers have unabashedly changed the way our country is viewed by the world and by our own citizens. May the strings of your puppeteers hold you ever upright (except when you fall, that shits funny).

It makes it appear more “World wide”.

Try CVS or Walgreen’s. If you want the fancy stuff, Target is the ticket. If all else fails, theres Amazon. If you cant find something at that point then theres no real hope for you.

Defense soap. A years worth is $80. Amazon.com

boooo

Dongs, Buru, step up your game, this mf will be throwing rocks at your throne