Are you a mediocre jiujitsu player by day and neurotic, narcissistic, condescending comic by night? Do you regularly fisnd yourself asking what the deal is with this thing, that thing or the other? Does your meal prep consist of bowls of Honey-Oh’s! and bottles of snapple? Do you spend your free time at Monk’s Diner with your ex-girlfriend and your idiotic but affable best friend waxing intellectual about nonsense? Does your eccentric next door neighbor barge into your apartment and raid your fridge as if it were his own? If so, then this may just be the rashguard youve been waiting for.

Drawing inspiration from matches around the Festivus Pole, the team at 93 Brand have taken artistic liscence to new lows. The 90’s colorway takes you back to a time when comedy died over 9 long seasons. You’ll have your rolling partners tapping out seeking “serenity now”

*no jacket required
*Art Vandelay, H.E. Pennypacker and Kel Varnsin not included

How ironic... My BJJ is also a show about nothing.

This rashie is number 1

Looks like it fits like Kramers jeans

Look! Folks! This show! Used to watch this show back in in in in 1967 when I was the the speaker of the of the of the…..The San Francisco Lakers had just won the World Series, man! Times were great!

Do they know about “shrinkage”?

The guy model has the body of an 11yr old girl

This is where I draw the line. Not worth the brainpower it would take to describe this travesty.

Cue funky bass riff 🎸

I bought this when it first came out. Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows! If I wasn't training all the time I'd watch it constantly. One thing, mine was a little tight. I'm usually a small but I had to exchange mine for a medium.

This rash guard is the equivalent to having a kick me sign on your back in jr high.

Dammit they got me again 😩

I couldnt help it. Freaking love Seinfeld.

Buru nyuuu

Not bad

Lame..like all these comments.

Lame.....its the 93 brand star trek issue rashie. Star date, something or rather.......

Kitty think dem color works on pink. Kitty meant it works for Kitty. Are you a puss too?

Schnarf! Schnarf!