The HPTX shorts are the newest addition to the Phalanx Shorts Line.$35
A guy at my gym actually paid full price for Phalanx gear and I was like “bruh WHY it’s 20% off every 4 days on bjjhq.” And also more often than that on Rollmore.com!
Everyone thinks I’m rich because i buy phalanx, but i just get it all from BJJHQ. Copping these bad bois tonight!
Lol same game here
Scram, i know youre the real dongs guy. Come out of hiding.
@ Scramfucious - FWIW, the Phalanx gear on BJJHQ is typically exclusive releases, specifically made for us. I.e. Phalanx designs special edition gear for the BJJHQ schedule, which we sell exclusively on BJJHQ. Might be based on something from their site; for example they have a black and grey Lionheart rashguard, so they made a black and dark grey Lionheart themed shorts for us. But the exact item is normally exclusive to BJJHQ and, possibly, then on rollmore. (rollmore is a regular-price retail site though, so products will usually be on par with the brand's site directly, unless rollmore is running a brief site-wide sale like a 15 or 25% off sale).
I miss dong guy
I talked to him this morning. He said he doesn't miss you
I really want Dongs Guy and this Bobby Hill character to be like a Tyler Durden/Fight Club thing. That would make me happy.
👍
Rolling Deals tonight
Rip illinois
Phalanx shit is the best
dongs
The torch has been passed.
THE RETURN OF THE KING
imposter
This is the fake dongs guy.
Long live the king = Dong Charles III.
You bum
Fucking dongs is back
USURPER
Whatever. U know its not him. But ill take it.
How do you know it’s the fake one?! I havent figured it out.
@ Roberto - look under his username, it says "Joined 8/2022" which means he's a newcomer. Original Dongs Guy is an original HQ member from years back. I believe the authentic Dongs Guy's "joined" date is like 2017.
I love that BJJHQ has chimed in on this. All hail dongs.
The real dongs guy is Scramfucious. He is just hiding his true identity until it's time to make a come back, like Clark Kent.
I like tits
Now THAT'S what I call shorts!
Oh hell yes. I did buy this. Best shorts no cap
Is like a figthshort? Or is more like a beach short?
Fitting that the last deal before rolling deals drops tomorrow sells out. These shorts are the best!
I'm in Spain but the P is silent
These phalanx shorts will accentuate my phalanx very nicely if you know what i mean wink wink nudge nidge say no more you know what i mean
I'm sorry but 37 is not XXL, it's not even XL. What does that expand to really? 38 is a walk around size for most guys 6' plus tall.
That’s what I’m saying. I’d love some half sumo shorts, too, but they don’t make em in my size either—and it’s not like I’m that big! Shit is like Abercrobmie used to be in like 2004.
The waistband on these is pretty stretchy. They might be ok if your waist is a couple inches bigger.
My ass would rip these shorts to shreds. I’ll buying two pairs.
Hey Jimmy, it's the "shitter" shorts, right up your brown alley. Would be great if you could make it to the Vatican and leave a long streak for the Pope, like Lyin' Joke "Beijing" Tali-Biden did.
As soon as I saw the name, I was excited to see what shit/shat/shart joke Jimmy made. Thouroughly disappointed.
This is such a schizophrenic post
I have a log half hanging out of my ass this very moment. Do I push? I'm kinda tired.
I would never buy these
Sgnod