The HPTX ultralight shorts from Phalanx feature a breathable moisture-wicking material and are Velcro-free making them an excellent choice for NoGi Jiu Jitsu.$35
11:01pm - Flurry of derogatory comments. 11:04pm - Begin to question my judgment. 11:19pm - Half the inventory is gone. I dont pretend to understand the beast that is the BJJHQ Hivemind.
We’re all just killing time, waiting for the return of Dongs guy.
Dongs Sammy C-SPEC. FrankTheWhiteBelt.
From your lips to Dongs guys zipper, Smith.
lol
Sept 7th, item ordered. Sept 8th, item apparently shipped. Still to this day: No progress on tracking number. Contacted cs@bjjhq.com 3 times. No responses. When are you fuckheads going to get your shit together?
What’s your order number?
If My grandma’s couch was a pair of shorts
When I saw BJJHQ post this on their Instgram I made note to myself to come here only for the comments
Love them. Was too late. Only 2XL left. Bulk starts today.
We need a vaccine that epitomize these shorts. Love is love.
damn i fell asleep early and woke up to these being sold out in 2 hours 😞😞😞
Same. Fuck. These are great shorts
Oh hell yes!
These are dope. Hate all ya want, you still ordered them.
Yeah these are fuckin sick.
What's the inseam length
I wanna know too
The length is Sold Out inches.
Everyone trying to be cool wanting to wear 3" inseam shorts. Sean Strickland would point and laugh at you.
I wear vale tudo shorts just like Sean Strickland
These look dope. I'm pissed medium sold out so quick
The scent of Orange Pekoe teabags wafts into your nostrils
My inner fed says yes
Oakleys not included.
They look nice, but Id have to see them on someone before id buy it.
??? Seriously??? Why put it up
We had many. Many people ordered. We now have very few.
Bold
Listen i want to be comfortable enough to wear these. But i already tell guys on the construction site to get into a closed guard.
Great, I'm bigging up this website to everybody and this is what you post today? Nobody from my gym will trust me again.
Oh, well excuuuuse me for being bold. Does my bravery intimidate you? Jeez.
ConMan can’t shrimp down the mat faster than me.
We know why; you have much more time on your back because you suck at bjj, are in fetal position when in your cry closet and your boyfriend goes in extra deep that way.
You’re cringier than a recent Tom Segura tweet.
He probably had his collection of dildos in that bag. Of all the people, you can relate to being separated from your dildos and buttplugs.
You finally brought something good to the table. Took long enough.
Buru nyuuu
the fuck is this gay shit... and why bother if all you got is double xl at 130am eastern...
Our crystal ball failed us. But next time we’ll ask you how many to stock. FaceTime, Zoom, or Whatsapp?
They sold out that fast. You were too late bucko.