Ultra-lightweight Phalanx fight shorts, built for the daily Jiu Jitsu grind.$22
We want upside down pandas
Yes, we do.
Rolled woth someone yesteray in one of those. So stretchy and comfy to grab and do a gi choke on
Oh cool I've always wanted my junk to look like a Windows 94 screensaver
Do you guys ever have normal stuff lol
There's a reason why this stuff is on sale.
The past few days have been sellouts
You havent been around long enough. I have bought some great stuff from here. Favorite this far is arm bar soap, kitsune gi, numerous bags, and no gi shorts/rashgaurds.
dongs
A product worthy of the comment
50% of the time he’s correct
Cleveland steamer vs your face in a pair of these and dongs is first thing that would come to mind. makes sense.
These are worse than progress shorts with the tatami logo across the ass.
LMFAOOOOOOO
How?
Too bad they're not long-sleeve with the grandma print AMIRITE?!
Rolling Deals tonight.
phalanx rashguard and spats are premium quality but their shorts feel cheap and they came with stitch strings falling out everywhere out of the bag - i have a lot of phalanx gear
Interesting, I’ve found my experience with the HPLT shorts to be the opposite experience. They’re very lightweight and I don’t even think about or notice them in no gi. The only complaint i would have is that the drawstring has a tendency to get loose threads from getting stuck on the velcro while washing, but that’s on me for being lazy and not closing that before washing. Is that what your issue is with them too? Trying to understand the thread thing so i can avoid it with mine if possible
Phalanx rashguards are top notch. And the shorts are awesome too. I have many different styles (HPLT,RIZR,BATL,HPTX) and they are all amazing and feel super light and comfortable to wear on the mats. Once you try them you can't really look elsewhere. My personal favorites are the BATL (those side stretch panels!) and the HPTX (velcro-free!).
@ kronforst - sorry to hear that! you might've just had the bad luck of ending up with a lemon, as far as their shorts. Did you get 'em thru us at BJJHQ? Also worth noting that they have 2 different styles of shorts, but both of them get high praise from everyone I know who has 'em! In any case, if you do try Phalanx shorts during this HQ sale (or any future HQ sale) and they arrive with loose threads or shoddy craftsmanship, please do shoot us a message with a couple pics and we'll make it right somehow. Thx!
thanks for the reply! I just got it recently used it once already. There are still strings pulling out
for the past few years all of my gear are from bjjhq
The rolladillo does not approve
Its the new tik tok paint by hang from ceiling twirler. I couldn't do better jiu jitsu in these, but no gi made my opponent dizzy. and mad that i only had these on.
has anyone done a return? i ordered a really nice GI i liked alot but it came and it was too small
40$ for this!?!
No more nice bjj gis anymore
What is the inseam on these? They look like compression board shorts
Shorts
This bullseye golden ratio emphatically captures the "Take one for the team" spirit of Luke Rockhold Or Highlights why they call the area under the curve 'nether region'
Rock hudson wore these
can't see deez nuts in shorts like these.
Someday you and dongs will meet and the universe will come into creation
I can ??
He said deez nutz
Dong and deez nutz in these shorts.
The toughest Brazilian is Dinesh D'Souza. He's like Helio, but Dinesh is like a Jedi and can destroy you without even using his hands.
They really never have anything good, do they? Its like a thrift store for jiu jitsu with nothing good in it..
I disagree the Kitsune Gi that they had on Monday just arrived yesterday and it looks and feels amazing! Perfect summer Gi, and kitsune is good quality
I got a dope scramble rash guard last week from here
I got a Fuji All Around Gi last week (my second one) for a great price and I love it. You just have to keep waiting for what you want. I think it's a great site!