Versatile new shorts from Kitsune Kimonos, featuring a lightweight outer layer and built-in full compression layer with colorful sublimated graphics.$29
>>Be me, Eccentric and reclusive CEO and owner of BJJHQ >>Walk onto stage of HQ-CON 2023 >>Stand silent amid applause, building the anticipation >>I’m wearing sunglasses and have a bored look on my face >>the applause dies down and without a word I snap my fingers >>*Snap* suddenly on the screen behind me appears in big white letters FREE SHIPPING >>standing ovation from the crowd, people are throwing roses and used compression briefs at my feet >>*Snap* FREE RETURNS >>an uproar from the crowd, some men fall on their knees and weep, some people are speaking in different tongues they’ve never spoken before >>*Snap* SAME DAY SHIPPING... >>now everyone is in tears, some are foaming at the mouth, women become heavily pregnant >>*Snap* AND DELIVERY >>people are involuntarily urinating and defecating, a few woman give birth in the aisle >>I pause to give everyone time to recover and catch their breath, I pull out a chicken sandwich and take slow calculated bites before raising my hand >>*Snap* FREE POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH WITH EVERY PACKAGE >>The crowd is screaming and clapping, several people clap so hard until their hands are bloody stumps >>In the audience a man in a wheelchair stands for the first time >>People are pushing against the stage trying to grab me >>*Snap* FREE ARMBAR SOAP WITH EVERY DELIVERY* >>fights ensue, the crowd is full on rioting, my security is quickly overwhelmed by people attempting to storm the stage >>the people are in a frenzy, it’s pandemonium, women are trying to hand me their babies >>the ceiling of the venue opens up to reveal a helicopter in the wings, it’s loud propellers were drowned out from all the crowd this whole time >>I open my jacket to reveal a harness. my staff quickly connects me to some cables as I am lifted above the crowd >>my valiant staff and venue security salute me before they are swept away by the surging crowd >>their sacrifice will not have been in vain >>their next of Kin will each receive a Pair of complimentary Kitsune compression shorts >>I still have a bored look on my face as I’m still eating my sandwich, floating above everyone >>I snap one last time, almost as an afterthought >>*snap* ROLLING DEALS NOW ACTIVE >>I throw the rest of my Popeyes chicken sandwich into the writhing crowd below, before being whisked away via helicopter >>thank you bjjhq and armbar soap you’ve done it again
You know, im impressed.
Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
And then your partner slaps you around to wake you up, telling you to tap next time.
If they paired armbar soap with every order, they'd be out of stock in 2 seconds
Blasphemy!
Bought. Built in legging for the win
Do i have to wear underwear with these?!?
I mean, as long as you tell people you do, you can really do whatever you want ??
This question always comes up with 93brand God shorts, so I tried it out. Seemed safe to me, I just pulled the little bungee loop cord tight.
@Kuji - i think most people do not wear undies with these type of shorts (where the compression layer goes all the way up to the top waistband).
Anyone worn shorts like these while grappling? I have a traditional brand like this and wouldn't dream of training in them. I like these shorts but can only justify the purchase if I can use them in the mat. At least that's what I'm telling myself lol
Yeah I have some very cheap gym shorts with the liner that I've trained in with no issues. They don't compare to the hyperfly lined shorts but they work. Im sure these will be better than some random gym shorts
Do regular running shorts suffice when no gi grappling? If so, do yall reccomend it? I cant always find deals on grappling shorts, and shorts like these look like they’re made for training/running.
Get grappling shorts if you can otherwise board shorts are your best bet no joke. You want something that is not loose and wont get caught in peoples feet and fingers.
Random stuff random stuff “arm bar soap” random stuff
Luta soap better than armbar soap.