Quality cotton tees by the gang over at BJJTees.$25
No one is going to wear you.
Speaking to the poor articles themselves.
Let your t-shirt do the talking when your Jiu-jitsu can’t. Tired of thugs giving you hard looks as you queue up in line at the food court Cinnabon? Frustrated that you haven’t been able to tell enough people how your life has changed since you began training almost 3 months ago? Do you tell anyone who’ll lend an ear that you’ve “become comfortable with being uncomfortable”? Have a nagging itch to wear one of 12 new kimonos youve bought off of BJJhq in public because “no pockets”. Annoyed that your genuine white belt keychain you had made on Etsy is turning gray and the rank bar is only big enough to hold one stripe- what happens when you get your next one??? Want all of the chicks at the bar to fawn all over you the way they do for your bro-vet buddy who wears nothing but Grunt Style tees? Fret no longer! You’ll be able to proudly annouce to the world that you train- and it saved your life- without saying a word. Gracie Mail-order blue belt sold separately. Terms and conditions apply.
You forgot "The number one rule of CrossFit is that you tell EVERYONE you CrossFit."
Thanks for the assist…
Underrated commenter
I took a trial class and I was told by the guy in charge that I was UFC qualified. Im a street fighter, jiu jitsu is a joke. I will in fact buy these shirts so people are aware that im legit.
You mustn’t forget to liberally insert “caralho”, “porra”, and “açaí” and talk about the “everyday porrada” into every conversation. It’s the cherry on top.
Definitely on form commenting...if you had 3 stripes bro, i would give you a fourth.
F*ck bro, too much to read, I mean why tf you gotta type so much? Lol idc what you said this s*it is to mf long... Cheers
Happens to me every time I be at Cinnabon smh. Fret no more finally!
I look forward to yer comment every day, brah
@1stripe, i dont think it’s that his comments are too long but that your attention span is abysmally short. Food for thought.
I don't know, I have come to look forward to his off the cuff, stream of consciousness posts. I even stayed up a bit later to see what he had to say, last night. So far, it's been worth it. He may have missed his calling if he's not in marketing. I just hope he can keep it up. He's set the bar pretty high.
This is cringier than snarf and buru put together. If you wear this please reevaluate.
Idk, a Dongs and buru shirt combo with bbjhq badging… I’d buy that.
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Never post cringe on main
Omega-Cringe There's still time to delete this nephew
Gives off WWJD vibes
Well, he wouldn't wear these shirts, that's for sure.
Cheifly because screen printing wasn’t invented until 1907. About 1,874 years after his death.
Thanks for the assist.
@patricio “…after his death, burial, resurrection, and ascension.”
Jesus knows jew jitsu. Fact my friends, submitted Jacob on the mountain in a sweaty all nighter via hip submission. Jesus is just alright with me......
Some people say Jesus put the Jew in Jew Jit Su. Hes alright with me too.
But I'm pretty sure Jacob didn't submit :)
Indeed to all above, with one observation. Wouldnt “Jew-Jitsu” be a more accurate descriptor for Krav Maga than BJJ? Incidentally if a practitioner is both Jewish and a staunch conservative, would they train in Krav-MAGA?
Batemaninho for President!
Yeah, he's witty. Wordy, but definitely witty. He's made me chuckle more than once.
Listen up, Jack! Extreme Krav-MAGA extremists don’t just threaten our uh our uh. Ya know. Martial arts! Krav-MAGA extremists will take away your knife! They will take away your ice cream, man, look! Folks!
I bought two sets
Very Steve Jobs of you.
Lol, cause you get to wear the same thing every day like he did. That's funny.
These shirts are the BJJ equivalent of the cringy "I paused my game to be here" gAmErGeAr
I wore that t-shirt (the gamer one) to my last tournament.
The designer must be insecure as fuck
Or wise enough to know that he can make a profit off of the insecurities of others.
Mam between this amd my “Jesus didn’t tap” shirt, Im gomna be one bad man.
Cringe
Id buy a buru nyuuuu shirt before i bought this .50 print on a $2 t shirt
Bas cramps and gross shirts tonight… meh
Try ginger and green tea, a heating pad and Excedrin Migraine. This is how I take care of my wife and she swears by it. Hope you feel better.
I should wear these in my next Car Jitsu match.
ding
We couldnt swipe on this one
Schnarf! Schnarf!
Buru nyuuu
The team at HQ have decided we like you, ever since your NYE comment we learned you're a good guy.
Not quite in dongs league, however, with the approval of the almighty HQGOD, you should make it with perseverance & hard work. You have my blessing to continue the good work & from this day forward will receive a like from me, even though I am still a lowly jiu jitsu peasant. And fuck it, im buying these tshirts.