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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Accept that you will not get what you want and move on. That is the destiny of man. You will sacrifice for others before you because it is the right thing to do and you will eat plates of shit for it and be misunderstood and only the fools are happy in ignorance and blissfully content in the false sense of security they wrap themselves around like a blanket while you shiver in the cold loneliness of the truth that your fate is that of the beast of burden of putting those before you because it is the righteous thing to do even if they will hate you for it. You cannot misplace your anger at them because then that makes you the enemy. You are stronger then that king. And the small things that don’t matter will pass like waves crashing onto the shore. Stand strong in your watch and know that you are not alone. We are there with you.

1/25/2023 12:40:29 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

Wow. No toxic shitposting. No dongs. No buru. No patricio. Just online shopping for good deals on good bjj gear. What have we become? What is life?

1/19/2023 9:26:50 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Perfectly placed veiny sword arm.

1/11/2023 11:03:08 PM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

Alright bjjhq I learned my lesson, dont roast the product too hard cause this is still a buisness and I aint trying to take food out your families mouths. Ill try and behave if that means my comments dont get deleted. Ok love you xoxo

1/11/2023 11:15:21 AM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

No one is going to wear you.

1/6/2023 11:11:31 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

I cant justify another gi. But you fucks got me with all the bateman references. Purchased. Thanks assholes.

12/21/2022 4:27:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

This forum is like beautiful art drawn on sand. Washed away by waves of time reminding us to appreciate the impermanence of life and dongs.

9/28/2022 10:00:21 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Dongs is dead and we have killed him. - Nietzsche probably

9/27/2022 1:02:01 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

I dont even buy the deals. I just made an account to say this is one of the most toxic online communities with all the dongs, nipples and shit talk thrown about.

And I for one want to salute you. This is the best hidden gem on the internet.

9/6/2022 2:08:07 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

11/21/2022 11:55:30 AM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Knowing dongs is doing well is what im thankful for this thanksgiving.

11/24/2022 1:55:21 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I wonder if the no fucks given to the rolling deals yesterday was their way trolling back…

11/27/2022 9:13:33 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

We must learn to carry on. That hole inside. Its hard I know. But were gonna be ok. Thats the wisdom that comes with time. And maybe thats the lesson he was trying to teach us in the end. That dongs was inside us all along.

12/2/2022 12:54:12 AM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

1stripe blue belt from the slums of shaolin

12/9/2022 12:56:34 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Neco becoming self aware. Its like watching the weird anime weeb in class finally pass someones gaurd. That almost deserves a stripe.

12/11/2022 12:35:30 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

This kind of shitposting is the quality bjjhq content I signed up for.

12/13/2022 8:25:32 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

12/14/2022 9:51:21 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

When my wife eventually sees the bank statement Ill put a finger to her lips and whisper….”for dongs.”

12/21/2022 4:28:30 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Yes but we cant tolerate that kind of shenanigans around these parts.

12/22/2022 11:00:22 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Because you shouldnt buy this. Even bjjhq is like “think about your life choices.”

12/23/2022 10:21:56 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Merry christmas and god bless us, everydong

12/25/2022 1:19:21 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Flip flop nipple slips

12/25/2022 1:22:42 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Keep talking….Whats your email? Repost next deal and i can slide into those dms

12/26/2022 9:09:58 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

Brownbelts dont like anyone. Were just objects they decide to play with until they get bored.

12/29/2022 10:11:40 AM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Dont ever change you asshole of a bird.

12/29/2022 3:13:24 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Patricio is that extra teabag to assert dominance you give your training partner when youre in north south position.

12/30/2022 11:07:26 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

I’d wish you gentlemen a happy new years but I have to return some video tapes.

12/31/2022 7:49:16 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Fuck i went down a eddie bravo rabbit hole fact checking that SIRI DARPA connection. Who knew discount bargain gi shopping could be so educational

12/31/2022 10:35:33 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

If this was your plan the whole time…Buru, i miss judged you and kudos i applaud the long game punchline.

1/1/2023 3:44:53 AM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Buru, you ate plates of shit for a year to hit us with that smooth ass new years post. A lesser man would have tapped. That deserves another stripe.

1/3/2023 1:21:21 AM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

*picks up crown* Here, I think you dropped this King

1/5/2023 8:36:08 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I went blue thongs and havent worn otherwise since. I wonder if that makes jimmystoole a brown belt…

1/6/2023 8:39:17 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Also grats on the promotion. Get back in line and shrimp fresh meat.

1/6/2023 8:47:58 AM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Idk, a Dongs and buru shirt combo with bbjhq badging… I’d buy that.

1/6/2023 11:32:55 PM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

I signed an NDA and am not at liberty to say…*pulls collar to show tasteful manto neck tattoo*

1/11/2023 12:34:30 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Second.

1/11/2023 11:03:45 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

I think thats the new tactic. Help shill the bjjhq overstock so they start posting the good shit.

1/13/2023 1:28:20 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

You shut the fuck up. buru gets a pass.

1/13/2023 1:33:15 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Same guy who ended up selling womens shoes but in 1966 scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for polk highschool.

1/13/2023 6:47:52 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

While this is a pretty good take I think Patricio has the market on satirical product descriptions cornered. Have you tried reading from the good book of dongs?

1/13/2023 1:31:57 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

No experience with scramble products but I will say bjjhq customer service was actually super cool with returning and resending miss-sized gi’s that ive purchased. I was able to return an oversized A2H fir a regular A2 in the past. You genetically blessed skinny bastard.

1/13/2023 1:54:08 AM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Someone buy this shirt and wear it at a boy meets world reunion please.

1/14/2023 3:14:01 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

1/15/2023 11:12:40 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

“I have the power of god and anime on my side.”

1/18/2023 7:56:34 AM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Email their customer support bro. I did the same for a previous order and they fixed it no problems. Good luck. Hope you get your order straightened out. And if we ever pass eachother in public and you are wearing that just do me a favor and act like you dont know me :D

1/18/2023 1:24:51 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

I see you Sugarloaf. Keep cultivating mass bro.

1/20/2023 11:49:02 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Post an all nipple shot calendar on BJJHQ and I’d buy that.

1/20/2023 4:49:50 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Who sells beast wars rashgaurds and free jiu jitsu lessons out if their windowless van?

1/21/2023 2:07:52 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Just let me bang bro

1/21/2023 2:05:36 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Big stink, is that you presidentbyden? I think you just logged in on the wrong account. Come on mannnnn

1/22/2023 6:56:14 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

*sniff* that corn pop, he was a bad dude…because he failed to buy this deal on armbar soap on BJJHQ. *sniff*

1/22/2023 9:11:54 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I dont appreciate you posting pictures of my house my dude. California is expenisve. Btw you back from vacay? Send that gi bro!

1/22/2023 11:45:48 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Not spending money on overpriced soap might help.

1/22/2023 11:42:12 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

You are gonna want two unless you only like wrestling midgets.

1/22/2023 11:30:01 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

But what’s the point of wrestling midgets if you can’t spike them like a football in the endzone? But you know, small problems.

1/23/2023 12:00:44 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Best niche online community. Toxic but encouraging. Good job canuck bobby hill. I give it 4 out of 5 canadian tires. Takes a lot of bravery to poutine yourself out there.

1/24/2023 1:20:23 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Not to point fingers because lord knows I’ve been to donkey show or five myself but I think there are laws against that sort of thing. And pandas are endangered you monster.

1/24/2023 4:06:55 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Have you tried foxy boxing?

1/24/2023 4:14:57 PM

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