Love the cheesy reality TV shows of the early 2000’s and their alliterative titles? Then Tatami’s Kimura’s and Kimono’s t-shirt is for you. Drawing inspiration from the little known, martial arts reality show pitched to junior producers at MTV 3, after a rager with shake weed, not enough Parliament Lights and too many 18 packs of Meister Braü, Tatami reluctantly rakes the muck of Martial arts television programming. Hosted by Danny Bonaduce with starring roles for such noteworthy celebrities such as: Gary Coleman, That kid from The Wonder Years that everyone thought was Marilyn Manson, Joey From Blossom, the bassist from Alien Ant Farm with the crazy eyebrow tricks, the less anorexic Olsen Twin, Rob Schneider, Farva from Super Troopers, That guy you were really surprised to find out was on SNL for three seasons because you only remember him as a minor character in Sandler movies and more! Relive the early days of modern pop culture that laid the crappy foundation for pop culture today and snatch up your very own, 100% non wicking, non tech, non organic, Taiwanese sweat shop, child-labor produced cotton tee. * The Snuggie sold separately ** Flavor Flav not affiliated with this product.
Dude, I chuckled until I got to the cast description. Then I laughed so hard I almost choked on an Oreo. Would have totally been worth the ambulance ride. So good, man.
"The less anorexic Olsen twin" wTF??? Hahahahah
I really dig the aesthetic of the plain backside of the tee. Glad they showed it.
Oh, I forgot the redhead chick from “Boy Meets World” you always had a suspicion would grow up to be hot but you lost track of her until last week when you found out that she became a porn star in her 30’s, from a buddy while you were rolling, and your “private” browser on google now has 18 open tabs and you keep hinting to your significant other that she’d look amazing as a red head.
Maitland Ward. She was in her 40's when she started the korn. I've flogged the dolphin to her many many times.
Looking up said redhead now.....plundering sock draw....back in 10min cause im a hitter not a quitter......
Well....she certainly likes variety in her diet.
The word buffet comes to mind. I’ll admit I’d not been privy to her more professional exploits until i read your comment, only what I’d seen on Insta. I covered my eyes and only peeked through my fingers. Now i cant unsee it and my brain needs a good scrub.
Lol @ buffet! She certainly isnt on a diet lol!
Yeeeeah
His name is Tye Zamora and you leave his eyebrow tricks alone!!
If i buy this shirt, does any of the profit go to supporting the comments section…because these comments are amazing.
That was unabashed envy. I awoke this morning with a sore forehead from trying to do them last night.
*** All proceeds of this sale go to Dr. Drew to fund a re-boot of Celebrity Rehab.
You my friend could sell water to the Ocean ??
Someone buy this shirt and wear it at a boy meets world reunion please.
No.
Hey hey hey I love this shirt, man! Reminds me of of of of a show I used to love! Used to have Hunter over and and and I would pop up some popcorn, man! Turn on the tube it-it-it-it was pageants and and and……
:D
*zooms in on blank backside of tshirt*
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Ding
Whack
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Let em have it Patricio.
If i size down will this make me look bigger?
Refresh your browser; you must be looking at spats.
Havent even shipped my last shirt I bought on rolling deals… whats the deal with that?
Schnarf! Schnarf!