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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ
When sleeveless?
8/31/2023 11:00:54 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
Jerry Seinfeld is gonna sue me for copyright if I wear this
7/22/2023 11:04:13 PM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Rashguard
Me checking this everyday at 11
6/12/2023 11:01:45 PM
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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard
Bring back MMAHQ
5/24/2023 11:00:34 PM
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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Drop some shorts so short my goods are hanging out
5/8/2023 11:20:09 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)
For me the red one fits great but the black and pink is super tight in the armpits
4/20/2023 9:56:33 AM
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93brand "Gotham" Short-Sleeve Rashguard
"Mom, I want the batman symbol on my rashguard"
"We have batman sybol at home"
Batman symbol at home :
4/9/2023 11:08:45 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
Wasn't this posted a week ago
3/28/2023 11:07:11 PM
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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic
Id bite at $13 and $5 shipping
2/16/2023 1:50:35 AM
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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue
L BOZO
1/13/2023 11:04:14 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition
93 brand is the great value of jits merch
6/28/2022 11:00:38 PM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
Day in the life of a Gracie Barra student
2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,acai, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-shrimping,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to gym
8:00am-arrive at gym
8:05am-get called into professors' office
8:06am-get promoted for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour". My fifteenth stripe on my white belt
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, acai berries on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10am-shrimping(as punishment)
3:00pm- bed time
3/13/2022 11:02:33 PM
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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard
I just need a balanced equilibrium of acai and the chronic oss
3/6/2022 11:25:05 PM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black
These needa be about tree fiddy.
3/1/2022 11:22:39 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy
You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese™. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin' in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!
2/27/2022 11:23:07 PM
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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White
Having to call a coach "professor" is so cringey and dumb
"Professor". I mean gimmie a fuckin' break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
I've seriously seen gyms where they'll say "Sensei" and the coach will be like "It's "Professor" young man!!"
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?
It's some LARPING I'd expect kids to do. "Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!"
Shut up.
2/6/2022 11:42:10 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee
Needs a 2 for 1 deal but they are also tank tops
2/6/2022 9:32:06 PM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather
Is it cheating to have sex eith my opponents wife before the match?
I was trying to get a psychological advantage over my opponent so I banged his wife. My wife walked into the hotel room I was using and she started screaming at me and calling me a cheater. She doesn't even roll so I don't understand why she would be upset about me getting an "unfair" advantage in the tournament.
I calmly explained to her that I didn't think it was against the rules of the tournament, but I don't think she believed me. She started yelling about getting a divorce. I've never heard of someone getting divorced over jiu jitsu before, but I think it'd really help my case in divorce court if I can prove that I wasn't cheating in a competition, since that's the grounds she's apparently using.
1/26/2022 11:00:25 PM
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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard
Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
1/19/2022 12:45:02 AM
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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard
Hey guys, I have some really spicy picture memes and reaction images that I'm trying to upload but I really have no fucking idea how. Would any of you guys know how to upload an image? Much appreciated!
12/30/2021 10:12:53 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow
Big comic sans energy
12/28/2021 11:34:01 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats
This just screams to me "I'm in a grungy laser tag den that hasn't been cleaned in 15 years. The sheer sweat and gunk accumulated over the years has transformed this black light illuminated hellscape into a den of musk and heat where 12 year olds prowl" I knew phalanx??? How could theu be infected by the big zoomer energy that are these spats. Also if you dont wear shorts over spats i hope that same gang of sweaty 12 year olds comes and kicks you in the shin hard as fuck
12/26/2021 11:46:54 PM
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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard
How u gonna accost my wallet like this before the holidays
12/17/2021 11:09:58 PM
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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts
Finna wear this to show off the collosal absolutely humongous dump truck of an ass. I squat 605 raw and would happily steal your girl, your mom, and your grandma when they even get a glimpse of my pulsating femoral artery in a full locked triangle.
Oos
12/17/2021 12:04:18 AM
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Nine Lives "Claw" Spats
If you dont wear these with shorts over top of them I will find you
12/16/2021 8:25:58 AM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard
Jewish inclusion when
12/15/2021 5:23:51 PM
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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard
b r o how do you post pictures I cannot figure it out
1/19/2022 12:05:29 AM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather
Yes I won the match and got a bad ass katana
1/26/2022 11:05:55 PM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
I'll take my black belt in shitposting by the balls
3/14/2022 11:56:48 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue
Dongs has been here since 2017, Thongs is just a cheap 2022 copycat
5/11/2022 11:02:04 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
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3/28/2023 11:21:50 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard
When did the muppets start boofing crack
5/27/2023 11:58:16 AM
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