These Inverted Gear 2021 boardshorts have you covered on the mat, on the streets, and maybe even in the ocean if you enjoy being one with water.$32
FUUUUUUUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIT stop making shorts with velcro closures.
Why?
He wants to be able to discreetly take his pants off
Did you guys know that a group of pandas is called an embarrassment?
Wow! The fellas at my BJJ class have me the same nickname, they must know how much I like pandas:)
Got’em. Will look good with the Inverted Black and yellow Rashguard just got not too long ago
Anyone know any good deals on foot wraps? Every time I roll I get distracted because I think that the other person is staring at my feet and I'm very self conscious about them. My left big toe was torn to bits by my old dog, Fernando. I tried wearing socks but my sensei got really angry and ripped them off before we even started. Please help :(
How awful! Can you provide a picture of your feet so I can see how bad it is?
I also have a weird toe, mine was from the gout back before the housing market crisis, nothing left but a nub now. Best word of advice, put a lot of tape around the toe so no one can see it (i wish I ccould do this with my entire body so no one had to see me ever again D:) Hope this helped.
Omg I just said I was uncomfortable with them. When my sensei took off my socks he laughed at my misshapen toenails. Idk if I can keep going anymore, it's far too painful...
I just got kicked ut of my school for being too fat, so I feel you brother
It's hard being a plus-sized individual in today's society. Thanks Obama
Get Vibrams and stuff the toe with cotton. Problem solved.
Or better yet, a squeaky toy instead of cotton.
Look at those adorable little pandas. Silly pandas.
Wife is out right now...hoping my ufomoplata spats show up while shes gone.....then i can order more hehe
This comment section is pure comedy gold
When the mats coming back around???
1. F* these shorts 2. F* these fools typing paragraphs
Oh I'm sorry mister do all these words make your head hurt? We'll tone it down for you:)
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My momma told me if you have nothing nice to say then to say noting!!! My mom used to put my tongue on hot stove tho so i dont know if i shud listen to her. Anyways, I hope your new tatami gi fits u nicely and does not shrink on you! :D
Ahhh the ol' hot tongue, momma used to get me with that one. It's chill tho, I hid her happy pills the other day so we're even
LOL!
your mom is taking seratonin and dopamine stabilizers
BOWLCUT.mp4
Perfect timing! I need new shorts after turning my last pair brown after watching a five nights at Freddy's jumpscare compilation.
What da panda doin?
Inverting eh
self BJJing
Lol at the self bjjing
Yes im first suck it!!!
mexico...
Cálmate guey. No se importa nadie
"you're cool essay, you're cool. You're so cool I'm gonna call you culo."
Do these pass the squat test? Like yeah i know i cant fit into any of the sizes but lets say hypothetically i did and was training at the bjj kids class and decided to squat in them, I wouldnt feel the thread unravel followed by my gooch being exposed and a group of kids screeming “ewwwwww” ??? this is just hypothetical btw
hypothetically speaking I think you should be in jail forever...hypothetically tho
As a frequent patron of a BJJ kids class I can confirm that squating in these is in fact not a good idea. I'm glad I can help but I have to go now, my parole officer says I've used my 45 minutes of internet time. See you all tomorrow!
Oh you train with the kids too? I tried the adult class but everyone else there has got to be on some kind of performance enhancer cause they're all just so much stronger than me even though I eat a lot of protein. Anyway, whenever I'm training I try to move as little as possible so that they don't laugh at me again.
Update on my weightloss journey guys, Im three days in but ive decided that nows just not the time for me to be focused on losing weight. In my three days I actually dont know if i gained or lost weight as my scale cracked when i stepped on it this morning and now it says foreign word “eror” on it. If anyone knows spanish let me know what that means. Well, now that we’re past this part of my life, Do yall know if you can make a one off for the shorts in size 67? Its real tiring having to sew multiple together just for it to rip once i step on the mat.
Id be on the mat nibbling on the stitches between the multiple pairs of shorts sewn together :D
Daaaaaammmnnn, I wish I was the scale??
Yeah I tried the whole "diet" thing too haha. Let's just say it didn't work out all that well... some say that diet stands for "Did I Eat That" LOL
Whats the length on these?
Guys update on bringing my black belt to class today - - Word of advice, do not bring a belt other than the one given to you by your sensei. He wasnt happy that I came in with the black belt because he had given me a white belt (it didnt match my gi very well) and he threw me out of the gym. I am not really sure what to do now, amazon wont even let me return it (black belt) because I spilt food on the belt leaving a stain from the barbecue ribs I was eating. I dont want to stop doing jiu jitsu, it just seems anywhere I go people are just fatphobic. Also, the shorts are alright I guess, clearly wouldnt fit my waistline, but I mean Id like to think one day I can put the food down and fit into slimmer clothing.
Ive been in a similar situation as you sully. I find the best way to get past these fatphobic people is to take part in the kids classes. The children are a little more accepting of us big boned fellas. Just please and i cannot stress this enough, please do not have any wardrobe malfunctions during class and decide not to act upon it. Im telling you from experience you will have to change gyms again and will be legally obligated to tell all your neigbors about the “incident”. Because of this I have to have a documented witness everytime i see him.
I want to share with you the last words of my late mentor, which I hope speaks to you. On his deathbed, he looked at me and said, “Always remember - when it gets hard, just give up.“
Sorry to hear about the black belt incident. Something similar happened to my nephew a few months ago, although that was because he kept biting people I think. And about the shorts, I've figured out how to slip into "normal people size" clothing! You just have to grease up a bit and put the shorts on verrrry slowly. Trust me, it works :D
Trust me ive squeezed into them before, however the seems burst when I was going for a move in class and my whole booty ass came out.
Wow that sounds embarrassing... but I can sympathize since a few weeks ago, I was rolling in my A7 gi (I was almost at a caloric deficit that day so I felt good about myself and decided to go down a size) and when this skinny guy tried posturing up, he pulled my freaking shirt up! My rather large stomach flopped out and I immediately tapped and took the next 4 rounds off. Guess I'll never try that again.
That sounds awful!!! what is wrong with people?!!! they cant handle a bold beautiful they / them??? cowards honestly. whenever my shirt comes up I scream really loudly so people will get distracted and I can pull it back down in time.
So many words. Tl;dr
Weird, BJJHQ used to have information or opinions about the product in the comments, now its literally just a compilation of bad jokes and half assed trolling. noone its laughing at any of this shit its just sad
#ThanksSammy
Bet you are the life of the party