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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

Oh yes indeed, ever since my sex reassignment surgery I have been looking for pants to accentuate my new vulva and these will do just fine I believe

8/26/2021 11:12:20 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

Well everyone, the days finally here. I'm finally opening up my own dojo! Please visit lavamans martial arts at 855 failure ave. First class $5

8/25/2021 11:32:15 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

Even on da coldest of nights, I keep da block hot.

8/25/2021 11:08:58 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

I wish I could wear these but they are too form fitting and make me look like a water bed grew legs and started walkin! Anyways thanks for the offer but I think I'll just enjoy another package of powdered donuts.

8/24/2021 11:34:51 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Perfect timing! I need new shorts after turning my last pair brown after watching a five nights at Freddy's jumpscare compilation.

8/23/2021 11:03:27 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

My flippin comments were deleted!!!!! I'm crying now thanks bjjhq😭

8/22/2021 11:36:13 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

Banned!?

8/22/2021 11:35:39 PM

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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey

Uh oh, I thought this was interpretative dance hq but I appear to have the wrong website. Oops!

8/21/2021 11:20:55 PM

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Fuji Heritage Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black

This man is my worst enemy and I will not rest until he is defeated.

8/20/2021 11:11:53 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Smokin that Sully pack tonight #ripbozo

8/19/2021 11:18:21 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

I would love to buy these but I highly doubt it could contain my juicy, voluptuous dumperino.

8/19/2021 11:09:54 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

I would love to eat a pair of these with all my male followers

8/19/2021 11:05:07 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

I simply let the waste run down my leg, the fact you can't comprehend that is sad!

8/19/2021 11:06:35 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

*quickly puts a finger in ur boy hole then runs away screaming*

8/19/2021 11:30:38 PM

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Fuji Heritage Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black

Uhhhhh I highly doubt that sweetie, but God bless!

8/20/2021 11:27:54 PM

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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey

How do you not have money, you got a throat don't you?

8/21/2021 11:50:56 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

Im in friend can't wait!

8/22/2021 11:02:49 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

Welcome to my dark, twisted mind! >:)

8/22/2021 11:13:16 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

That's Dr. Diaper please and thank you

8/23/2021 8:37:17 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

How awful! Can you provide a picture of your feet so I can see how bad it is?

8/23/2021 11:05:58 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Daaaaaammmnnn, I wish I was the scale??

8/23/2021 11:08:41 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

As a frequent patron of a BJJ kids class I can confirm that squating in these is in fact not a good idea. I'm glad I can help but I have to go now, my parole officer says I've used my 45 minutes of internet time. See you all tomorrow!

8/23/2021 11:35:13 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Oh I'm sorry mister do all these words make your head hurt? We'll tone it down for you:)

8/24/2021 12:20:30 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Ahhh the ol' hot tongue, momma used to get me with that one. It's chill tho, I hid her happy pills the other day so we're even

8/24/2021 12:30:41 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Wow! The fellas at my BJJ class have me the same nickname, they must know how much I like pandas:)

8/24/2021 9:27:31 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Nope, you likely cannot afford expedited shipping and with mere weeks until your concert, you do not stand a chance.

8/24/2021 11:35:57 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

Same here, although when I clicked it, it took my picture via webcam and made me send them money or they would expose me for it...

8/25/2021 11:15:49 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

Hi :)

8/25/2021 11:18:03 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

I do a quick complementary prostate exam for both you and me to make sure you're in top condition!

8/25/2021 11:34:56 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - Black

I just got my orange belt too! It took a few weeks of wiping Cheeto dust on my white belt but you can hardly tell the difference.

8/26/2021 12:16:49 AM

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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

God bless honey, I don't know if there's a heaven for fatties but if there is I hope you get in

8/27/2021 12:09:17 AM

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