Ultra-lightweight Phalanx fight shorts, built for the daily Jiu Jitsu grind.$35
These will help you to be invisible on the streets of Detroit, increasing your options of survivability
Oh yea, lets keep this guy. Could use a change from dongs
if you're ever held at gunpoint, just pull guard
Can we keep him?!! Pleeeeease!!!??
Omg tch xyz where is size 54 short?
Sgnod
Ah. Its dongs guy but backwards. Took me too long to understand, so i guess i cant say its not creative.
Do these shorts adequately show my balls?
Only when you pull them out
dongs
Go away
I think people are losing interest and this will probably fade soon
^ speak for yourself
No more hanky my panky. The dong need food!
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Yes please. All the Phalanx.
Will the matching rashguard be on here soon??
Remember to use kuzushi when ordering.
Just like the video game
I’ll pass on these.
Phalanx website shows the Black Ops 2 as a different model short than what is pictures. Is this the version 1 on sale then?
HPTX = No Velcro HPLT = OG Velcro BATL = Additional Stretch RIZR = 4-way Stretch (Newest "type")
Nay ty for this. Rizr shorts own and have a Velcro tab that you gotta pull upwards rather than sideways
Are these really long?
Short-ish. The hplt is the long one.
King gordon apparel woohoo
Imposter or not, you go away too
Dongs
You are a false prophet and you must be culled
Wow Whitebelt, looks like you made the real dongs guy go away with your daily bitching and complaining…..
Good riddance, now you and your mom will have to look elsewhere for dongs