>>Be me, in my compression underwear hanging out Saturday AM
>>hear the deafening roar of helicopter above my dingy apartment
>>open door to see eccentric billionaire philanthropist playboy CEO of BJJHQ disembarking helicopter
>>he’s wearing a sharp suit with sunglasses, he basically Tony Stark but way cooler bc he actually trains BJJ
>>he has escort of mean huge cauliflower eared men in suits and sunglasses as well
>>they are each carrying briefcases
>>CEO walks into my place with his bodyguards, a look of boredom on his face
>>”just decided to swing by to deliver ur purchase... the scribble shirt was it?”
>>I’m sweating bullets, I look around to make sure no one heard, no one was supposed to find out about that
>>”I also wanted to talk to you about the armbar soap stories.. they are.... taking focus away from our other great products”
>>”I’ve got a proposition for you, and I’ve brought gifts”
>>his staff opens breifcases to reveal a multitude of armbar soap products, deodorants, mouthwash, shampoo, conditioner, lotions, toothpaste, lubricant, enema?
>>”these new unreleased prototypes and a lifetime of armbar soap shipped to your house monthly if you promise to never post a story again”
>>”I also brought mats” his employees unfurl beautiful dollamur mats in my living room, this is the pinnacle of bjjhq deals
>>*so much room for activities*
>>he reaches his hand out to seal the deal, omg
>>I reach for his hand, shaking in fear and excitement, thinking about all the soap I’m going to be drowning in, the new gym that is my living room
>>pause, it’s completely silent. A tense moment
>>I recoil my hand and with steady eye contact and an unbreaking voice I respond:
>>”this soap doesn’t belong to one man, it belongs to the people, and I’ll never sell out or be bought out, armbar soap isn’t just a product, it’s a lifestyle”
>>if you don’t stand for anything, you’ll be submitted by everything
>>the guards close the briefcases, roll up the mats, and they all take their leave
>>a single tear rolls down my cheek
>>no more Armbar enema tho
>>I close the door and collapse on the floor trembling from adrenaline and fear
>>I take a soapy shower to clear my head
before logging into bjjhq to post a comment
>>somewhere @NoGiNoGi wails angry tears in the distance.. as usual
>>feels good man
>>thank you bjjhq and armbar soap you’ve done it again

For this much $ of a purchase i really would like the error tsb to stop popping up.

Do these require mat tape for 2 or more?

Error error error. Whats up bjjhq?

Is this a good deal or should i get some puzzle mats for a fraction

Ships to Puerto Rico?

soap

BjjHQ would rather sell us new, clean mats than soap to keep us clean from the mats. Shame shame.