Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:The Peppermint BatchThe Hawaiian BatchThe Shamp-broo BatchThe Kaminari BatchThe Cornelius BatchThe Cocoa BatchThe Milk & Honey BatchThe Northern Night BatchThe Coal-Conut BatchThe Vanilla Gorilla BatchThe Lava-Puhi Batch
While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.
Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.
ROLLING DOOOOOOONGS SOAPSOAPSOAPSOAP MY NUTS
Nice to see you my boy!!!
yo, seriously. where have you been? we were legitimately worried.
oh thank god
I've been known to drool over a dong or 50, but you simps sure get a hardon for this one. Cackle Cackle
The prodigal son has returned!
get this guy out of here
Crazy that we missed a guy we know nothing about, other than he post the word dong
They every size you need is sold out sale
Every single thing I've wanted so far has had like 2 out of 30 sizes available. What even is the point, at that point?
Dunno why it says I bought today's deal, I've not been able to buy anything yet.
it's been years and still no zombie priest vampire hunter druid rashguard. so disappointed yet not surprised.