From the minds at Scramble Brand comes the coolest rashguard this side of LV-426.

Inspired by the CRT monitors of Bison M-Class, star freighters, the sublimated graphics are sure to make you feel like taking on an incubator chamber full of face huggers. You’ll be applying knee on bellies that’ll make your partner feel like a baby xenomorph is about to erupt from their abdomen. You’ll be setting in mata-leao's on corporate dickheads with your forearms protected by Scramble’s stretch fabric.

Get your Nostromo rashguard and stomp some xenomorph tail today. I just did.

With Scramble Nostromo Jujitsu rash guard on,
I'll roll and grapple with grace and charm,
Protected from the mat and sweat, I'm sure,
To train with skill and strength, arm and arm.
But let me speak of one thing that I find,
To be most important in my mind,
We must remember to show respect,
To our opponents, and ourselves, in check.

Let us embrace the spirit of the game,
And let our rash guards be a symbol of,
Our dedication, and our aim,
To be humble, and respectful, above.
So let us train, and let our guards protect,
And in the art of Jujitsu, we'll perfect.

The printing process messed up and they said, "Screw it, send it to BJJHQ. They'll eat this up!"

Can anyone around the 2xl size speak to the sizing? I'm 6'3 and 245 of mixed muscle and chub, usually wear an xl t-shirt but didn't want to look like a sausage in a casing so went up a size.

I dont know why but it gives me yoda vibes

Back jiz

Its hard to look at, but im not sure why

I like it

Is it glow in the dark?

Doubles as a ranked rash guard

I feel like you don’t get to wear this unless you remember the Linus Torvalds/Andy Tanenbaum flame war. Or at least you have to have strong opinions about who won.

Buru nyuuu