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Ground Game Oldschool Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Non-sumblimated
Graphics come off in the wash
Zero out of ten

8/5/2024 11:16:16 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Red sky in morning,
(I just shidded and farded)
Sailors take warning

7/9/2024 7:52:23 PM

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Toro "Three Wolves" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The wolf inside you
Tells you, "shoot the double leg"
You pull guard instead

7/8/2024 12:25:57 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Confucius missing,
The superior poet
Emerges unscathed

6/2/2024 11:42:52 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Made and account just to tell you that your first line is 6 syllables, not 5.

Also, Confucius was Chinese and Haiku is a Japanese art

5/30/2024 7:24:48 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Confucius, he tries
But a poet he is not
Cheap imitation

5/30/2024 5:12:03 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

I send a reply
Let my jibes motivate you
How your poems improve!

5/31/2024 11:28:46 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Gi - Blue

Oh, you have returned!
When the two poets can spar
Haiku is at its best.

6/8/2024 1:42:35 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Gi - Blue

It seems i have failed
Off the starting block and then
Into the bear trap

6/8/2024 1:44:07 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Ah, my friend is back
Counting to seven is not
His strong suit it seems

6/20/2024 1:46:41 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

You don't understand,
Pay less attention to rhymes
And get the lines right.

6/20/2024 1:49:45 PM

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