never seen spats with drawstring. what are the benefits?  

Rate my short story about an unbamed man: One day a cup of hot tea bring you immense joy. 10 years later you are paying thousands for a prostitute to punch you in your jewels. 20 years later you engineered a coffee machine to inject your bodily fluids into your employees coffee. the greatest joy of all at this point is the disenchantment of your friends and colleagues. you cannot smile unless you do harm onto others. 30 years: life has no meaning. your nihilistic way of life has robbed you of the life’s truest joys. the joy of love, camaraderie and family. seeing others whistling on their way to work brings you immense rage. eventually you either find christ or join the nation of islam. you hope to find peace and a second chance in the afterlife. a chance to start over. the greed that consumed every fiber of your being has been replaced by great charitable acts. your sick deviant mind has succumbed to the power of love and connection. you have finally found peace and experienced a slight glimmer of joy.   

hot take: only reason you started BJJ is to wear badass fight shorts like these  

They/them is not a fan of this.   

admin can we get an option to display our pronouns?  

I have a serious question about BJJ shorts. I purchased a few 5-6” inseam shorts from a well know company on BJJHQ and also thru the manufacturer. Some shorts have a super fitted crotch area.. so much so that you can tell im circumsized and what im packing. Is this normal? what brands are better to hide this? i usuallly dont care about this when i roll with the boys but i feel like im scarring these women emotionally when i N/S or just play gaurd  

To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish…
  

if its good enough for gordon, its good enough for me  

Wheres the guy who wacks off to the girls modeling the daily deals?  

Soap in Mailbox (SIM alert)  

Had my first good day since day 10. Shout outs to all my strong little warriors with tummy issues. Lets get this pushed to 9pm EST!!!!!  

Any fun Bjj-centric camps i can go solo too? my gf is letting me go on a 4-day trip :)  

i am drunk. took a few days off but ill be back.   

It’s day 10 my brothers. Hold strong for reform. We may be from all walks of life but we are bonded by CUM. We bleed CUM. We breath CUM and we will DIE CUM!!. post venmos below. will post IG if yall promise bot to dox me if you want to send venmo info there. I can also do crypro.

Let the boycot begin, fellas..

forver CUM  

Day 9 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i buy the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.

Reminder that on day 10 CUM will boycott. I will personally seek that everyone who does not purchase gets entered into a raffle to win up to 20 bucks via venmo  

Day 8 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i buy the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.

Reminder that on day 10 CUM will boycott. I will personally seek that everyone who does not purchase gets entered into a raffle to win up to via venmo  

Admin I dont apprecite rolling deals during CUMs protest. Its undermining and essentially an act of violence. I will return. we will return. CUM will return.. dont you forget..   

Day 7 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. HAPPY ROLLING DEALS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS  

Day 6 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.   

Day 5 of asking admin to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM EST. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. May god bless you and your families.  

Day 4 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  

Day 3 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  

Day 2 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  

Day 1 if asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  

does anyone have a wife that i can bang? respe
ctfully, mooshu (will let u sit in designated chair)  

would you guys take 10,000$ or dinner with Gordon Ryan?  

how much do you think she would charge to fart in my cereal?   

whats the point  

this is for men that slip off the shirts down their shoulders  

I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with dong rashgaurds, advertising has us chasing grappling shorts and rashgaurd , working jobs we hate so we can buy gear we don't need.   

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