Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

You know, Joe, that was me, the little girl at the back of the bus. I don't remember you sitting next to me and Tupac. It was another white guy. It was another guy that was white. The guy was white and he sat with me and Tupac. The guy that sat next to me and Tupac was white. The guy was my favorite African American and black like me, his name was Evan or Earl, no it was Elon, Elon Musk was his name. I remember his name was Elon Musk. His name was Elon and he said he was going to invest in a knee pad company so he would have money to build a Time Machine one day so we could go back to those fun times.

Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Only BLACK gis matter

93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

It is black, of course it is big. Proof: it holds ALL my knee pads. Cackle Cackle Cackle

Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

That's what I said to Willie Brown.

Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

Nobody gets inside pants quicker than me. Cackle Cackle.

Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Sniff it ?? That's my boss. I will slurp it up though. cackle cackle.

Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

It can fit a couple pairs of my knee pads. cackle cackle. Lord knows I go through those real quick. cackle cackle.

Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Oh, you swing both ways, too? I do with Dr Jill. She kisses my husband on the mouth, one big happy family in the WH.

93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Thanks for that Jake. See, Joe and I are doing great! We'll take from your taxes another $100 billion for Ukraine.

Tatami Takedown Tiger Shorts HQ exclusive cut

I agree. Agree, I do. I think I agree. I am in agreement that I agree. Why, you ask? Ask why and you will agree. It is because I have been told that a retarded house plant is smarter than me.

Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

Freddie, Freddie, Freddie. Your name is Freddie. I will call you Freddie. Here's the deal, Fred, we are looking to fill a spot in our administration. Besides liking being fingered in your butt, are there any other weird or degenerate fetishes you have. Don't take it wrong, the more the merrier and the higher up you can be placed.

Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Cackle Cackle. I used to vape my dope when I was back in college, listening to Tupac. I shouldn't have pulled the dab pen so many times before class. Cackle Cackle. But, you know how much I like to have things in my mouth. Cackle Cackle.

Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

Cackle Cackle. My boss, not Willie Brown, his wife and I don't get along, my Boss the Big Guy, Joey, his wife dresses all the time like all the sofas I used to get plowed on when I was getting high back in college listening to Tupac and Snoop Dogg. Cackle Cackle. Don't ask about all those black and brown people I locked up for marijuana offenses. Cackle Cackle.

93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Jokes on you, American taxpayers. You bought the concertina wire and Joe and I "donated" it (10% back, of course) to Ukraine. Borders, walls and guns are for us, not for you peasants. Cackle Cackle.

Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Mr Fuji. I couldn't have said it better myself. It sounds like you're ready for another booster. Cackle Cackle.

93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

A "stripe" is a sexually transmitted disease, I would know, I've got a couple of those. Cackle Cackle.

Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Do you have room in your administration for me? I haven't done anything in my current job, which will be officially over next January. I am eager to suckseed to get a head. I am willing to get on my hands and knees for the job. I like any position. Cackle Cackle

Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

I don't know what you're saying, but you're speaking my language. Cackle Cackle

93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Did somebody say cum? Did somebody say spread? Cackle Cackle

Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Hi Barry.

93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

I'll buy. Meeting place for payment, under your desk ?

Progress The Academy Gi - White

Excuse me. Joe and I are busy working with the admins here on the censorship program with the comment section. Please be patient. We are having a supply line issue with these damn Republicans. The soap is being carried across our southern border and that pesky Texas governor sent your soap by bus with the mules to the wrong city.

Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

Every day is dong day for me. I am the ding dong queen. Also known as the under-the-desk dong queen.

Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Joe and I recommend wearing this to our upcoming Pride party on the White House lawn. However, take scissors and cut out 2 large circles in the chest area, because it's going to be a hot day. Cackle Cackle.

Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I've been known to take a lot of poles. Cackle Cackle.

Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

Green. Green is a color that is like no other. It is green. Green is a different color. Green is green. Cackle Cackle.

Fuji Lightweight BJJ Gi - Black

It is BJJHQ, you should be used to the disappointment. Furthermore, you will own nothing and be happy. Cackle Cackle.

Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Joe, it's past your 8pm curfew. What are you doing commenting here at 11pm? Doctor Jill gave you your pudding cup 2 hours ago. Go to sleep. I will take it from here. Cackle Cackle.

Inverted Gear Academy Shorts

You seem upset V. Maybe you should consider changing your gender or housing a family of newcomers or make a cry closet.. At the very least you could dye your hair a bright color to cheer yourself up. These are some of the ways that we Democrats uphold democracy.

Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo

We did it, Joe. We stuffed your wallet with Chinese Yuan and Ukrainian Hryvnias.

Fuji Shogun Heat Gear Shorts Black

I'm always available for hot balls, I have much experience blowing them.

Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Grey

I have a black triangle that I sell a lot, $96 lol. Mine got me into the White House. Cackle Cackle.

Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

When I was in college I used to trip all day listening to Tupac. Cackle Cackle.

Finishers Green Raptor Rash Guard

Your friends are now in Shitcago, another wonderful democrat run utopia! They love me so much they throw gifts at me, like such pretty red bricks. They also wave pretty African colored black and green flags at me while screaming and banging drums.

Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle" Tee

Stop swallowing, dick. Learn from the best. Cackle Cackle.

Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I'm down to go brown. Cackle Cackle

93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

Hello. Those are made for my voters. If you're not afraid to drop em to your ankles at the urinal then vote for me. Cackle Cackle.

93brand "Gotham Static" BJJ Gi

BJ's for anyone who votes for me. I might as well, since that's how I started my climb to the top. And, if you're an illegal I will swallow. Cackle Cackle.

Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Black

Kumala Hairyass for blowjobs

Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Big Mike is not on the ballot, so there should be no votes for dongs.