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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Navy

Looks cool but is it terrible like their duffle bag?

12/20/2024 11:02:10 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

what's up everybody I'm back after helping Donnie get elected for the past few months

12/10/2024 11:23:06 PM

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93brand "Gotham Static" BJJ Gi

This is an official political poll for the Joe Rogan Experience podcast (Joe says hi):

Who are you voting for, or would you vote for, in this presidential election?

Upvote for Trump;
Downvote for Kamala

10/30/2024 7:26:22 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Upvote for Trump, downvote for Kamala

8/22/2024 12:06:01 PM

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Fuji Mat Rat Flex Lite Rash Guard - Black

Guys i can’t stand kamala

8/2/2024 9:55:42 AM

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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

These rash guards, folks, they're a disaster, an absolute disaster. They rip so easily, it's pathetic, believe me, we need better quality, way better quality.

5/31/2024 6:50:08 AM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Glad the confucious guy is gone

3/22/2024 11:01:37 PM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee

AMERRRICAAAAAAA

3/6/2024 11:06:08 PM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

Im on mountain time rn so the 9 PM drop time has been great

3/4/2024 12:00:53 AM

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Venum ELITE Light Gi

Somebody stay up and buy anything with the American flag on it and I’ll venmo you

3/2/2024 2:37:39 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

I feel like im losing touch with my newfound conservatism. I’m slipping back into the clutches of AOC and Hillary Clinton…

2/16/2024 11:44:33 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

This is dope i dont even care that it isnt patriotic

2/15/2024 11:08:37 PM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee

Two shirts and neither one mentions the USA

2/14/2024 11:06:46 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

So I’m 178 pounds but I’m fricken ripped, so is a large really the right size or do I need to get a medium like I usually do?

Also, go USA!

2/9/2024 11:45:15 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Navy

Should i get on gear?

2/7/2024 11:03:51 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

My favorite part of the movie was when Morpheus and Neo chanted USA! USA! until Agent Smith’s head exploded and everyone applauded.

2/6/2024 11:16:07 PM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Nope too gay even for BJJ

2/2/2024 11:02:29 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

I have nothing clever to say...just wanted to say hi.

Hi everybody

2/1/2024 11:03:25 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - White

A nice white canvas upon which to paint the flag of the USA

1/31/2024 11:01:38 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

We could use this to ship Ilhan Omar back to Somalia

1/30/2024 11:04:17 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Blue gi bb blue gi!

1/29/2024 4:22:09 AM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Why make this bullshit design when you could just put a giant American flag on it and it'll sell in no time?

Fucking commies.

1/27/2024 11:10:21 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Put an American flag on it and I'll buy.

1/25/2024 11:01:43 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Bought this last time it came up. I would NOT recommend.

Handles stink, strap broke, goofy structure to it. Plus it doesn't have any American flags on it or in it.

1/18/2024 11:03:31 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Tight i just bought it.

Even though it doesn't have the American flag on it.

1/17/2024 11:05:20 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

1/16/2024 11:02:31 PM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Doesn't look like an American flag to me

1/13/2024 11:03:33 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

Still waiting on American flag gear

1/12/2024 11:19:14 PM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

Where the hell is the patriotic gear

1/11/2024 6:41:39 AM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Shorts HQ exclusive cut

The items posted lately are completely unacceptable.

We need something with the motherflipping AMERICAN FLAG on it.

1/5/2024 11:18:36 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

These don't have the American flag on them

12/28/2023 11:12:14 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Who the hell is the gayboy in charge of the BJJHQ items lately

12/26/2023 11:15:34 PM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

“Jiu jitsu isn't gay"

12/25/2023 11:02:12 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

My flamboyantly gay friend would love these

12/24/2023 11:03:28 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nice try but this doesn't say USA on it

12/23/2023 11:02:44 PM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

This does not have the American flag on it.

12/22/2023 11:01:50 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it spelled USA i would buy it

12/19/2023 11:01:37 PM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Comment thread got deleted because i said queerbag.

Queerbag

12/18/2023 3:46:08 PM

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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If it ain't got the flag of the USA on it, i don't want it.

12/16/2023 11:03:37 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I WANT SOME GEAR WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG ON IT

12/14/2023 11:03:43 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

🇺🇸>💐

12/13/2023 11:01:36 PM

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Tatami Sugar Skull Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Blue

I need some gear with the American flag on it

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

12/12/2023 11:01:37 PM

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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking

Hell yea brother I want Christmas and I want hot women and I want American flags

12/11/2023 11:03:29 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

I'd go trans to get into her locker room if you know what I'm saying

12/7/2023 11:14:27 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

All i want for Christmas is some gear with the American flag on it.

12/5/2023 11:16:55 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts

I want something with the American flag on it!

12/4/2023 11:07:22 PM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

I want stuff with the American flag on it

12/3/2023 11:35:02 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

I want stuff with the American flag on it

11/30/2023 11:01:22 PM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

STOP DELETING COMMENTS YOU COMMUNIST PRICKS

11/16/2023 11:20:49 PM

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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

11/15/2023 9:06:45 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Slick-back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch, and this rash guard.

11/13/2023 11:07:25 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Wow i guess this isn't an uncensored corner of the internet because a comment thread was removed. Lame af BJJHQ don't be soft

11/12/2023 2:21:15 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Looks big but can it fit all of my white guilt?

11/9/2023 11:02:22 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Finally some LGBTQueer representation

11/7/2023 11:03:35 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Can we get some guns on these models?

Not real guns, of course...because those scare me.

11/7/2023 1:19:15 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Finally some shorts that are as gay on the outside as i am on the inside

11/1/2023 11:01:50 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Finally a pair of shorts that can distort my bulge

10/29/2023 12:03:49 AM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I would buy this if it had a slogan about racial justice on the front.

10/24/2023 6:47:02 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

Plz post a trigger warning for that phat ass jeeeeeeez

10/21/2023 11:03:59 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Gasp

10/20/2023 11:02:29 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee

Please put a trigger warning on this item because it violently depicts violence.

10/18/2023 6:52:09 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Now thats a fresh deal

10/13/2023 11:02:36 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Hold up this asian’s tots were twice as big the last time she modeled a rash guard...

10/12/2023 11:02:41 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Glad to see a gi with minimal branding so I can have more room for my "no human is illegal" stickers.

10/9/2023 11:02:30 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

If it doesn't have George Floyd's face on it then i DONT WANT it

10/7/2023 11:21:11 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Mannequin has great knockers

10/5/2023 11:01:59 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Camouflage is a sign of the patriarchy noooo

10/4/2023 11:02:33 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Let the kitsune guide you.

10/3/2023 11:14:23 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Let's roll lightly*

9/25/2023 11:03:30 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Just bought it.

Will report back next year when it arrives.

9/22/2023 11:15:27 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

How dare they give this gi such an anti-trans naaame! We aren't butchering anyone's body...it's called life-saving gender affirming care when we cut off your child's body parts or give them drugs to irreversibly manipulate their hormones! Such anti-trans hatred omg i am SUCH a victim whyyyyy >:O

9/20/2023 6:58:31 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This is dope

9/18/2023 11:01:45 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Sure glad i mastered the art of butterfly guard

9/15/2023 11:19:16 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

If i put these shorts on I'll probably end up crushing both the red and blue pill, snorting them, and immediately tearing my ACL.

9/14/2023 11:25:30 PM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

I make the same face when im trying to tastefully munch my gf's lunch box

9/13/2023 11:03:04 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

SWEAR TO ME

9/11/2023 11:11:52 PM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

I'll keep waiting until you finally post a gi with zippers and velcro.

9/10/2023 11:22:09 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

Is this deal too good to pass on if i only have one gi?

9/8/2023 11:51:04 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

How many pounds of penis can these shorts handle?

9/6/2023 11:02:24 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

I was able to fit both of my ex girlfriends in here.

9/4/2023 11:01:50 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Is this a troll or is it actually “highly illegal”…?

9/2/2023 10:53:38 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

For clarification, im asking about penis from the inside not any sieging penis.

9/7/2023 11:45:35 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

I want either a gi or a pair of nogi shorts.

Or if i could have an 8th stripe that'd be nice too.

9/8/2023 1:07:27 PM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

I’m going to steal the declaration of independence

9/14/2023 10:20:31 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Stop perpetuating the victimizaaation of marginalized peeeople mrraaAAH

9/16/2023 8:11:14 AM

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Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black

Don't shame people for their sexual proclivities because no human is illegal and love is loooove and children can choose their gender or something retarded

9/17/2023 1:44:40 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Thank you but please do more to protect the gender queer folx that are facing literal genocide bc words hurt omgggg

9/18/2023 11:36:07 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier

9/19/2023 7:44:55 AM

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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

Stop saying this bc it's cultural appropriation!

9/21/2023 6:42:55 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Canada puts an extra tax on anything Trudeau sees as violent because he's a gigantic pussy.

9/23/2023 9:05:04 AM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

There is nothing more courageous than announcing your anti-racist principles to the cheering applause from every university, movie studio, multi-national corporation, and Democrat politician. Therefore, we're giving you a brown Snow White.

9/25/2023 8:40:37 AM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

That's what we've been telling Disney and corporate America for years, but they refuse to keep their political crap out of movies, tv shows, sports, etc.

9/25/2023 2:11:09 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Stop violencing me I'm literally shaking right now

9/26/2023 6:23:25 AM

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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey

Have you tried checking your white privelege?

9/29/2023 3:42:38 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

But they probably arent as GAY as you are.

9/30/2023 11:09:49 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

Not as gay as you

10/3/2023 8:14:26 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

10/5/2023 6:25:53 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I apologize for my internalized misogyny. Please don't tell Nikki from JordanTeachesJiuJitsu.

10/6/2023 2:26:19 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You really think it's okay to use a white supremacist tagline like 'what up' on a forum with bl*ck folx present? You better get downtown to the neurologist and get your privilege checked because the only thing that can save you is a date with Kamala Harris and a booster shot.

10/6/2023 6:26:40 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Trudeau caught on to how you're training to make yourself less dependent on the government so he had to step in and double the price. Because he's a flaming penis pumper.

10/7/2023 8:28:54 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Good so more illegals can be smuggled across the border with this bag.

10/7/2023 5:58:17 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

@Tatanka Blanca GLAD TO SEE A GI WITH MINIMAL BRANDING SO I CAN HAVE MORE ROOM FOR MY "NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL" STICKERS.

10/9/2023 11:15:22 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

#KeepHeterosOutOfHomoSports

10/11/2023 1:26:44 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Latinxxx people's language is not your pun. Check your privilege with a rectal thermometer or I'll penisbar you.

10/12/2023 11:10:34 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Penisbar it is

10/13/2023 1:29:44 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thanks I'm kind of new.
Dongbar > Penisbar

10/13/2023 4:14:10 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Finally some diverse, equitable, and inclusive deals for the marginalized latinxx, indigenous and colored people as well as the 2SLGBTQAAIWXOW -/&% community.

Thank you for doing better, BJJHQ

10/14/2023 8:41:51 AM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The science says not all womxn menstruate and not all men have penises.

10/15/2023 12:34:31 AM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

That word is patriarchal

10/15/2023 11:01:06 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Thanks bro ive really made a name for myself out here

10/16/2023 3:45:00 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

In this white supremacist HELLSCAPE

10/16/2023 3:46:10 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "Legacy" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I'm triggered

10/18/2023 11:02:11 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

I can confirm that the buru guy is actually retarded.

10/20/2023 4:33:04 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

*Screams*

10/20/2023 11:05:50 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Don't break an arm jerking them off

10/21/2023 7:27:50 AM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

That word is phallic and it offends me!

10/26/2023 6:55:43 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

I can feel it Tony

10/28/2023 7:47:20 AM

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Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

There is nothing "dongs" about anything called Alpha.

Alpha is a word created by the heteronormative wh*te m*n meant to keep women in their place as second-class citizens waAAAaaHhH

10/29/2023 11:09:00 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Spats - Black

Finally some representation for the BLACK folx in this white supremacist nightmare.

10/31/2023 12:42:30 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Make
Asylums
Gay
Again

10/31/2023 11:02:11 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiiiife

11/1/2023 8:53:57 AM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

That "pony shit" really spoke to me, okay?

Just keep your mouth shut about things you don't understand.

11/2/2023 11:32:49 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Don't encourage him

11/4/2023 12:02:32 AM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Meredith, I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change.

11/8/2023 12:14:51 PM

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Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard

Thank you for not assuming their/xer/per gender. Trannies are people too.

11/9/2023 7:08:25 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I don't use soap because it's a patriarchal invention used to keep women chained to cleanliness. Oh it's racist too of course.

11/11/2023 11:59:48 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

I'm not interested jn your plant-based diet because I'm not a homo.

I'm TRANS you bigot.

11/14/2023 7:28:01 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

I'm trans so you are legally not allowed to criticize me.

11/14/2023 2:17:26 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

Seriously its some gay twat ass shit. Woke speech warriors deleting comments on here.

11/16/2023 9:40:17 PM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

I'm supposed to be the parody communist on this app but the mods consistently show their own enthusiasm for censorship.

Don't turn this platform into Reddit and YouTube you fragile pussies.

11/17/2023 7:42:04 AM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Excuse me but I'm trans, so you are legally not allowed to criticize me.

11/17/2023 11:07:39 AM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Nah man all this "ooh you're comment was too vulgar/hateful/hurtful so we're gonna remove it because it might make somebody feel sad" stuff is feminine crap. If someone spams walls of text then sure ban them but stop trying to be moral arbiters.

We all long for the early 2010s when men were allowed to be men and the world wasn't full of cry-bullies.

11/17/2023 11:14:20 AM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

Seven*

11/20/2023 12:16:37 AM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

This is America

11/21/2023 12:44:38 AM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

Oolala somebody's gonna get laid in college

11/21/2023 1:45:19 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

I feel that I'm being violenced

11/30/2023 11:28:26 AM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts

My cable has been down at my house so I've gone 7 days without MSNBC and suddenly i can see why you all like freedom so much

12/4/2023 11:52:21 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

Thank you for calling it a 'cozy' sweater instead of a 'Christmas' sweater. I almost had a complete emotional breakdown at the thought of us reinforcing a white supremacist patriarchal heteronormative holiday.

12/6/2023 6:54:01 AM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Put a chick in it and make her gay.

12/8/2023 4:07:10 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black

Can confirm, these joggers are super gay.

12/8/2023 11:21:10 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Greta is a wonderful retarded child. She's my hero.

12/10/2023 10:25:54 PM

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Phalanx "Path" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Fewer*

12/11/2023 6:32:49 AM

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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking

Sure would especially be dongs if we got some gear with the American flag on it

12/11/2023 11:32:26 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Gonna go trans and compete in the women's division with these spats on. Camel tail and all.

12/14/2023 11:53:19 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Bunch of soy boys downvoting this comment

12/15/2023 4:49:01 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

Next up, American flag gis.

12/19/2023 2:20:31 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Yea we should have been focusing on battling fatherlessness instead.

12/20/2023 7:26:59 AM

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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Yea or if he werent black amirite

12/20/2023 12:40:53 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts - Pink

I told my coach the only blue belt i want to be promoted to is the red white and blue belt.

12/20/2023 11:34:30 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts - Pink

Ya soon it's gonna be the colors of the rainbow here in the USA if the gays get their way.

12/21/2023 7:53:30 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts - Pink

Stfu Michael

12/21/2023 2:20:55 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts - Pink

Oh i thought you were an angry gay

12/21/2023 2:59:46 PM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Explain

12/22/2023 11:02:11 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

'merica > 'metric

12/24/2023 1:42:12 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Stfu Dlay

12/26/2023 9:28:36 AM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Johnathan Comets sounds like a commie

12/29/2023 1:15:54 AM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

FUCK i mean Jonathan SHIT

12/29/2023 1:16:32 AM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Got pretty drunk last night

12/29/2023 1:53:17 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

bbdgaf

12/30/2023 8:25:02 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Dongs don't be gay

12/31/2023 12:04:21 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

PhannyPack don't be gay

12/31/2023 2:51:16 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

PhannyPack don't be gay

12/31/2023 2:50:53 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Oops wrong thread

12/31/2023 2:51:31 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

A fellow man of culture, i see.

1/3/2024 7:31:55 AM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

I'd buy them for $40 if they had the American flag on them.

1/4/2024 6:43:05 AM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

I care

1/4/2024 4:47:24 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

This guy gets it

1/5/2024 7:00:38 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Admins keep their copies of Das Kapital in this bag.

1/5/2024 7:04:54 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Oh you're poor? Here's another million illegals, that should help

1/5/2024 12:25:44 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Shorts HQ exclusive cut

True this looks like a possessed retarded housecat

1/6/2024 12:14:51 AM

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Phalanx "Matrix" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nice

1/17/2024 7:51:05 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Stfu charles

1/19/2024 10:45:10 AM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Aww arr the refties getting they rittr feerings hurt :[

1/20/2024 7:11:19 AM

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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Confucious ain't no American so I don't give a damn what he say.

1/20/2024 11:01:56 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Stfu dings

1/20/2024 11:57:06 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

I care what Americans say as long as they ain't queer

1/21/2024 1:10:30 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

There are steers and queers, and lately all the gear on here has been for queers...which is great for my gay friends.

1/23/2024 6:42:43 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Whoa there was a gi with the American flag on it??

It may have come up on here while i was down in Texas helping to put up the razor wire on the border, so i missed it.

1/26/2024 8:20:21 AM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Borderline retarded

1/28/2024 7:48:43 AM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Broooo it's beautiful!

1/29/2024 4:20:27 AM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

The statue of liberty was something meaningful before the entire border was declared open to any and all illegal immigrants without any expectation to culturally assimilate. So now it's pretty much just the flag.

1/29/2024 7:01:22 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - White

Funny how i dislike you so much but i still respect you.

2/1/2024 10:21:31 AM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - White

Celsius is unamerican

2/1/2024 10:21:59 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Plz tell me someone bought it for me...

Why the heck would rolling deals start at 11 PM ET? We easterners need to sleep if we're gonna keep on sandbagging.

2/2/2024 7:45:35 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Gays Against Groomers would like to have a word with you

2/3/2024 7:52:05 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

I like Dylan's energy.

And Kamala is just awful but i like the cackle account.

2/3/2024 7:50:58 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Get my name right you communist

2/5/2024 4:10:58 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

And that makes the female model twice as hot. Nice catch.

She’d look cuter holding the American flag though.

2/6/2024 6:24:06 AM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Navy

Only trannies call it T

2/8/2024 9:52:46 PM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

It’s a Dodge Ram you lukewarm chode

2/8/2024 11:21:01 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

I was drunk at the time of writing this but the question still stands

2/10/2024 1:44:11 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Stfu tunit

2/10/2024 4:54:35 PM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee

You can tell all that just by looking?

2/15/2024 6:31:41 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Confucious you done CROSSED the LINE now.

You can bash that tranny bud light beer all you want, but you throw ALL of GREAT AMERICA’S beers under the bus for your shitty joke? I will come to your monestary with Team America and liberate you from this earth.

2/17/2024 7:15:01 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

My American spirit has been revived.

2/17/2024 7:15:47 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

Yet you don’t have the “BOUGHT THIS DEAL” tag.

Don’t lie to me, boy.

2/22/2024 6:27:43 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

Eat shit and die

2/22/2024 11:24:01 PM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Only room for one flag in this chat

2/24/2024 5:03:30 AM

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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

If admin could do something about all these illegals too it would be great

2/27/2024 6:28:07 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Boys, some of us actually train hard and go to bed early to recover. Living in eastern time is a bitch for this reason.

Nothing wrong with bumping the release time up an hour to 10 PM ET.

2/29/2024 6:43:08 AM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

I’m here for CUM (Coalition Under Moosh)

2/29/2024 11:37:20 PM

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Venum ELITE Light Gi

6XL

3/2/2024 9:31:55 AM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Long live CUM

3/2/2024 11:33:52 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Explain to me why i should upvote your comment

3/2/2024 11:34:25 PM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

I stand with Mooshu

3/4/2024 11:51:21 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

Just don’t raise him to be a libtard and we’re good

3/4/2024 2:16:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

I will boycott but im not posting personal info lol

10 PM ET drop time or bust!

3/4/2024 11:58:47 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Confucious jokes are cheap. Theyre just normal things that are kind of goofy that you read with an asian accent. Dey rearry aren’t arr dat great.

3/13/2024 11:02:51 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Yea that’s an epic fail, bud.

3/14/2024 11:02:23 PM

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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

stfu bigdoinks

3/17/2024 3:59:29 PM

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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Tag me in

3/25/2024 5:55:32 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

But else are the trans-identifying dudes going to announce to the world that they’re pretending to be women?

4/4/2024 6:36:51 AM

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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

Ya more of this female model please

4/9/2024 11:11:29 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

It’s for getting Americans accustomed to the new world order where we let in 10 million illegals from the third world and everything looks like a saltwater prison.

4/23/2024 9:36:45 AM