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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Petafiles called. They want there uniform back.

2/24/2023 5:11:42 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Everyone of these Panda Gi's is fucking sick.

2/22/2023 1:08:55 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

First the unicorn thing and now the devil. I'm gonna guess meerkatsu's meds are the only thing keeping him alive.

2/10/2023 11:19:33 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

What the actual fuck?

2/9/2023 5:23:15 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

What's her @? OF? IG? Twitter? Tumbler? She's fire

2/7/2023 2:07:37 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I can't believe I woke up at 4:00 on a Saturday for this hideous bullshit. BJJhq needs to set every article of clothes that Aesthetic sells on fire.

2/4/2023 5:01:34 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

What the actual fuck?

1/29/2023 2:42:28 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

This man knows a little too much about the gokudo. He must have Google.

1/12/2023 10:51:04 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

I find it remarkable that no one has mentioned the striking resemblance of said "fuzzy skull" to a similar one worn by select German soldiers, approximately a decade before the era your description appears to describe. A war momento, perhaps? Or something more... sinister?

1/12/2023 11:34:32 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

He's the "Jo-dan's Air" with the upside down swoosh you get for $30 in Chinatown, version of Patrizio.

1/13/2023 2:13:54 AM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

"The less anorexic Olsen twin" wTF??? Hahahahah

1/13/2023 11:54:21 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Maitland Ward. She was in her 40's when she started the korn. I've flogged the dolphin to her many many times.

1/14/2023 1:52:10 AM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

"That's what."
-She

1/17/2023 2:53:14 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

Us too.

Sincerely,

The Indians.

1/17/2023 12:48:04 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

Bwahahahahahaha!

1/17/2023 8:17:33 AM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

I've already rolled in mine a couple of times in the last week.

1/17/2023 6:06:25 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

How hard can riding coat tails be?

1/20/2023 8:20:39 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Maybe try auto-erotic asphyxiation?

1/20/2023 9:26:08 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Indeed. That's what I do. Plagiarism and imitation are my game. It's how I get people like you to like me.

1/20/2023 8:11:48 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Take a look at snow flake down below. He copies Patrizio too. We all do. Welcome to the BJJ hQ arena

1/20/2023 8:16:17 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Mom says to quit screwing around on the computer and clean up your room.

1/20/2023 11:29:53 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

He sounds like a predacon allright. A child predacon.

1/21/2023 12:48:18 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Class words @Pat but sugar can't weave a wicked tale like you can.

1/21/2023 8:31:03 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Butt dirt? WTF???

1/22/2023 4:10:53 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

POG, huh? Nothing beats a fresh box of Crayolas. SFMF.

1/22/2023 6:19:27 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

@J2, you get grumpy when it's past your bedtime huh?

1/25/2023 12:57:01 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Huh?

1/25/2023 1:11:44 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

@J2 take that shit somewhere else. This isn't the place to try to hook up.

1/25/2023 1:11:24 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Sugarlump, Don't listen to this sanctimonious jagoff. I hated your stuff before, I hate poetry, but I like it way better. This jabroni needs to shove an ear of corn up his keester sideways.

1/27/2023 11:45:33 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Broooooooo! Hahahahahaha! Best. One. Yet.

1/26/2023 11:28:30 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

I'm ok with that. Him and his brother were thugs and dirtbags according to an interview I just read with Rickson.

1/27/2023 8:33:18 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

1/27/2023 8:30:47 AM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

J2 bought it for his dad/mom.

1/29/2023 11:29:24 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

I'm into some freaky shit but I didn't even know about a flower fetish.

1/31/2023 1:21:14 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Nah Sat is for road work/ bleachers/ sprints, then an open mat for lunch. On the mats M-Sat. I only lift MWF. Sunday is recovery and meal prep.

2/4/2023 9:20:14 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

A. That's why you never get married. Bang um all!
2. If your a man and you work and you pay the bills who gives a shit. I swear that why I'll never get married.

2/22/2023 1:13:22 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Hahahahah! All the dislikes from a bunch of cucks and simps prolly. I no there's at least 8 of um. Hahahahah.

A woman's job is to keep your balls empty an your belly fed raise kids an enjoy the good life her man gives her. Anyone who doesn't no that didn't have the rite example of parents.

2/22/2023 9:46:13 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Yah, super hawt!

2/22/2023 11:42:48 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Hahahahah fuck you pat my dad's not mine! You need to learn some reading comprehension.

2/23/2023 1:36:53 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Why does your comment feel like human trafficking.

2/24/2023 5:13:51 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Hahahahah dick. I get by enough to make fat stacks in the oilfield.

2/24/2023 5:34:07 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Hahahahah Yah, from all the gayness

2/24/2023 5:12:37 PM

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