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Lucius Humongous
Lucius Humongous:
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I bang.
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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard
I've come to learn that Meerkatsu's stuff is lame AF.
2/10/2023 1:01:37 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
From a business standpoint, I would take a loss on these, donate them to a needy school abroad and take the tax write-off.
Every time you post this item it literally sucks up 24 hours of potential profit for BJJHq.
1/27/2023 12:07:13 PM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black
Bought it, wanted the matching shorts. Found the yellow version on Rollmore but wanted the black. Had to buy them from Manto Europe. Only place that had them.
1/8/2023 8:40:28 AM
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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts
Yeh- I though that too.
1/4/2023 9:01:50 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts
Good shit. Takes me back.
1/4/2023 1:05:09 AM
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Hahahahahaha!- took me a minute.
1/4/2023 8:58:01 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts
Now we know what the board in your profile pic means.
1/4/2023 8:59:35 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
Can't tell if you're artistic or autistic but I'm hooked.
1/4/2023 11:49:02 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
It’s black and salmon coral.
1/5/2023 12:06:52 AM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
Roberto, i think he was being serious. I looked it up. Salmon Coral. No shit. Fucking rainman.
1/5/2023 12:38:43 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
Same. Own 3 of their gis. Just wish the pandas on the sleeves weren’t all pastel colors.
1/5/2023 12:28:35 AM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
You misspelled donkeys and elephants.
1/5/2023 8:50:13 AM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral
I think I have more of a problem with the 5” inseam.
1/5/2023 4:18:18 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)
So you want a man-to "arrive"?
1/5/2023 11:42:18 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)
Weird, mine got here in 5 business days. They must know something about you.
1/5/2023 11:40:11 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)
Your hands are the only PeePeE you need? He's a lucky fella.
1/6/2023 12:11:16 AM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)
What is this, a dating site?
1/6/2023 2:11:45 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)
Time to ghost.
1/6/2023 3:03:27 PM
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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees
Well, he wouldn't wear these shirts, that's for sure.
1/7/2023 12:19:12 AM
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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees
Thanks for the assist.
1/7/2023 12:27:10 AM
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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees
You forgot "The number one rule of CrossFit is that you tell EVERYONE you CrossFit."
1/6/2023 11:25:53 PM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black
They should have.
1/8/2023 8:42:03 AM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black
Skinjobs... Never cared for'em.
1/8/2023 8:35:46 AM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
LOLOLOLOL
1/8/2023 11:52:16 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
Rethink your life choices, bub.
1/9/2023 5:18:33 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
Love the show, hate the rashguard, lol'd at your description. Not a fan, huh? Good work. Keep 'em coming.
1/8/2023 11:51:46 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
If you bought this- you got yourself.
1/9/2023 5:15:20 PM
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MBIC, talk to someone before this gets out of hand.
1/9/2023 5:17:30 PM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
Bro, you don't want to know what error code 2 is...
1/9/2023 11:28:38 PM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
POURHWAI?
1/10/2023 5:19:48 AM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
AAAnd still...
1/9/2023 11:32:09 PM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
You should get one of these and wear it when you bully him back.
1/10/2023 5:16:59 AM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
Not the fist time you've thought that, huh?
1/10/2023 5:09:43 AM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
It sounds like the measurements for the box it comes in.
1/10/2023 2:18:34 PM
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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)
My girl liked these so much she told me to buy one color of each. One for her and one for her "work husb... Shit.
1/10/2023 2:16:52 PM
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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard
It's classified
1/11/2023 2:57:05 AM
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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard
A star is born. Go get 'em, Pat!
1/11/2023 5:01:48 PM
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Ok but now you're obliged to tell us what you said.
1/11/2023 11:47:24 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
The dedicated, bedside sock.
1/12/2023 12:10:58 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
The sizes should have been tant?, wakizashi and katana.
1/12/2023 12:08:58 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
"Taint-o"
1/12/2023 12:17:52 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
Like Patricio said the other day; just wait around a couple of seasons and there no telling what nonsense will be legal and what regular thing will be illegal.
1/12/2023 12:16:49 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
I was today years old when I learned that she has arms. ??
1/12/2023 10:10:36 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts
@stickiwax- whakaute
1/12/2023 10:13:42 AM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - White
O_O
1/12/2023 11:42:27 PM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - White
John Rambo, you're the Carlos Mencia of BJJHQ. Patricio said basically everything you said when he did his take on the blue version of this same Gi like two weeks ago. Weak a** imposter.
1/13/2023 2:00:41 AM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - White
Firstly, your mom keeps flip-flopping on how she identifies so she's my girlfriend again this week. Secondly, if you weren't wasting away in the basement, smoking weed and rubbing your wee-wee on the Chewy.com catalog all day, you might have put your two brain cells together and realized that someone may remember the material you we're about to rip off- yes, even as far back as two weeks ago. I gotta go now. Your mom is asking for some scheisse play. I gotta go strap her down and fill her throat up again. See you at dinner, Son.
1/13/2023 10:11:15 AM
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Mix em up with a little KY, pop em in the microwave for 10 seconds and it's like a peanut butter fleshlight.
1/13/2023 7:18:46 PM
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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu
Oh man, Don't anger the HQ gods! You never ask for anything you want. It's a sure way to ensure you'll never see it. Then they'll sneak it in for 15 minutes in the middle of the night on a Rolling deal when you'll never see it.
We get what we get and we're happy for it.
Praised be the HQ gods!
1/16/2023 11:41:56 AM
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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts
Except these don't have pockets except the one for the mouth guard, right? Not sure what kind of snacks you'd store in there. Skittles? Definitely not a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Trust me.
1/17/2023 8:42:14 AM
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@Biz- welcome to the Batemantinho show.
1/17/2023 8:27:10 AM
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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)
I gave you a thumbs-up because it seems like you tried really, really hard.
1/19/2023 11:44:59 PM
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Really hard.
1/19/2023 11:45:35 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard
I'm moist.
1/20/2023 11:31:46 PM
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You're like a house burger on wonder bread.
1/20/2023 11:34:24 PM
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You're not a villain buddy. You're a parody of a parody. You're the last leg of a game of telephone, played by 3 year olds.
1/21/2023 1:15:00 PM
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Go wear a Wifebeater, boomer.
1/20/2023 11:31:00 PM
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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway
J2- apparently 23 other people and myself care. It's right up there to read, genius.
1/25/2023 1:01:10 AM
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You called? This better not be a tease...
1/25/2023 1:03:59 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
Sometimes I want to hate on you but I can't. This is good. Keep this up.
1/26/2023 11:30:49 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
You can dakshmack on my cornstalk
1/27/2023 11:49:24 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
You need be neither. Just have a mental disorder described in the DSM5 and you're good to go.
1/27/2023 12:02:57 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
You magnificent, stereotyping bastard... I see you, King.
1/26/2023 11:32:50 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
There's a kernel of truth in what Pat just said.
1/27/2023 11:47:36 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
C'mon, groomer's deserve deals too.
1/27/2023 11:59:10 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
Easy now, polygamy, selective breeding, strong arming, and extortion are ok. Just ask Warren Jeffs.
1/27/2023 11:54:07 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
"Just for the memes".
Here. You dropped your tiara and fake eyelashes, King.
1/27/2023 8:10:48 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
Good. Makes it easy to spot who I should keep my kids away from in the gym.
1/27/2023 11:56:46 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey
Yiff away.
1/27/2023 12:00:37 PM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy
I'm older than my stepmom. She has a lily tattooed on her lily. I can't wait till my old man croaks so I can pollinate the hell out of her without my dad giving me the guilt trip face from his wheelchair.
1/31/2023 1:26:57 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple
#preach
2/9/2023 5:26:55 PM
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