BeernandoFlorez's profile at MMA HQ

Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

I wonder if that one guy that was always asking for the blue gi ever found one… Dongs!

4/11/2024 11:43:57 PM

Flag

0 Comments

Comment on:

HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

XL and XXL were sold out from the get go for that horrible thing.
Dongs

12/4/2022 1:13:30 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

No its spats for the sale

12/10/2022 11:19:26 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Doesn’t matter how many stripes you get 1 stripe bb, a child will still choke the shit out of you!
Merry Christmas!

12/18/2022 3:16:19 PM

Comment on:

2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

The goose head is facing left which means you receive the goose.

12/22/2022 10:26:48 AM

Comment on:

93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

All this time I thought you were just an urban legend a spook story you told kids and white belts. Its an honor to be in the thread of the true Dongs. Thank you sir.

12/25/2022 12:01:34 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Happy New Year you weird pervy bastards! You too Bateman keep up the good work.

1/1/2023 10:38:11 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Fuji green Gi

1/2/2023 12:47:43 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Nine lives LLDW t-shirt
$10

1/2/2023 1:10:15 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Scramble “standard issue” Gi
$75

1/2/2023 1:36:44 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Tatami navy & maroon bobble hat
$11

1/2/2023 1:42:47 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Manto “torn” rashgaurd
$30

1/2/2023 2:09:31 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Tatami vengeance hoodie- sand
$27

1/2/2023 2:59:52 AM

Comment on:

"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Batemaninho for President!

1/7/2023 1:07:45 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Brylcream and Aqua Velva, classic man! Look forward to these every day, thank you Patricio!
To all the imposters and haters try taking a page from the books of Dongs guy or go back to that bag of dicks you’re working on. Just don’t try to throw shade on the true master!

1/13/2023 4:15:55 PM

Comment on:

93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

With hell hooks?

2/10/2023 6:47:10 PM

Comment on:

Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Jones

3/5/2023 12:00:50 AM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Right on Stickiwax fuck that Mcfuckface right in their stupid fuckin’ arsehole! And if they happen cross you path try not to lead them to much, easy target as you know. And I feel you pain with injury time off training its been a month now and I’m in need of choking the shit out of someone, although due to my rank or lack there of , its usually me getting choked.

3/31/2023 6:29:26 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Fabulous?

4/8/2023 10:47:45 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Happy Easter to you too Neco.

4/9/2023 12:46:46 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

That’s what I was thinking too Neco not bad shorts if they didn’t have the word dragon everywhere.

6/20/2023 6:31:29 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

That’s right Neco they’re talking about jerking off again.

6/30/2023 7:19:20 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

That’s right Neco monkeys eat their own pooh.

7/15/2023 10:09:00 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

I believe one also comes with the scramble varsity gi too.

7/28/2023 6:07:22 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

Sharted Jimmy, you sharted not farted.

8/1/2023 10:44:41 PM

Comment on:

Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

I was thinking the same thing until I saw the frontal shot of the woman and thought she’s rocking that horrible rashie.

8/8/2023 10:01:06 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

F-off Zenith was the best!

10/6/2023 7:40:08 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Burn new?

10/20/2023 11:11:52 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

Bu run you?

10/22/2023 2:15:27 AM

Comment on:

Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Burn you!?!

10/23/2023 4:56:33 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Buruny u?

10/25/2023 2:30:50 PM

Comment on:

93brand Monsters Shorts

We’ve moved out of the caves douche. We prefer simpletons and we live in hovels. Burn you!

10/25/2023 11:46:20 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Starter BJJ Gi 2023 - White

Happy Fryday Cuz! Buru nyuu!

10/27/2023 10:53:52 AM

Comment on:

Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

Buru nyuuu dongs, dongs buru nyuuu.

10/29/2023 11:03:42 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

You got that right pal

11/2/2023 4:16:26 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Translation-It’s your kind of rashie and you should buy it.

11/3/2023 11:13:09 AM

Comment on:

93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Damn you HQ-God what have you done to my Neco?

11/9/2023 11:52:22 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Try harder!

11/14/2023 8:49:40 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

You love it you crazy Aussie bastard.

11/14/2023 8:51:23 AM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

Buru Nyooo

11/15/2023 11:38:21 PM

Comment on:

29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Everything seven stripe says is cringe and buro nyooo.

11/17/2023 4:50:29 PM

Comment on:

93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

Back of the line pal!

11/20/2023 3:59:10 AM

Comment on:

93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Lame hq pretty lame. Smacks of commie censorship

11/28/2023 10:51:55 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

You are white boy, I mean white belt you are being violenced.

11/30/2023 7:07:00 PM

Comment on:

29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Neco will sub all you fools. Neco rules. Buru nyuui master.

12/1/2023 5:31:31 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Mechanics V2" Rash Guard

Sorry for our loss

12/3/2023 4:10:35 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

Live long and prosper!

12/3/2023 11:45:51 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

Not fooling anyone you love Christmas.

12/6/2023 8:47:08 AM

Comment on:

Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

Merry Christmas bro!:)

12/24/2023 11:07:00 PM

Comment on:

Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

Been missin’ yah shoog.

12/25/2023 5:46:49 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

My daughter would love it too.

12/26/2023 12:57:33 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Nazi swine

1/5/2024 8:43:08 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Takedown Tiger Shorts HQ exclusive cut

Haters gonna hate. Stay strong Buru!

1/6/2024 1:58:31 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Second

1/18/2024 10:58:52 PM

Comment on:

93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Navy

Stop you dyslexic bastard! Just stop!

2/8/2024 12:16:30 PM

Comment on:

Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

150lbs at 6’3” doesn’t work unless you are a toothpick and even then you would be more like 170 or 180lbs. I call bullshit. But maybe thats because I’m 6’4” 250 and theres no way I could lose 100lbs maybe 50 but no way on the 100. Bullshit!

2/18/2024 4:45:01 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

Just move to Utah

2/28/2024 8:14:36 AM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

This reminds me of the mid-eighties film Gremlins.

3/1/2024 11:46:53 AM

Comment on:

Venum ELITE Light Gi

Phalanx enso LS rashguard $25 all sizes except xl 2 xl

3/2/2024 3:29:29 PM

Comment on:

Venum ELITE Light Gi

93 brand Construst convertable gear bag duffle/backpack. black $47

3/2/2024 3:41:41 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

No way cuz. People wont call you some kind of gay if you wear those to training… I will… but probably no one else…

3/29/2024 11:14:35 PM

Comment on:

Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Oatly is for women and gays

4/19/2024 8:23:04 AM

Comment on:

Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

@Maleri I don’t think drinking oatly will make you gay. You’ve already picked your team before the oatly got drunk.

4/19/2024 12:00:02 PM

Comment on:

Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard

Burned… it should be burned.

5/7/2024 10:12:05 PM

Tell us a bit about yourself: