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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Im glad this site isnt audited for purchases by tax bureaus. Be a ton of explaining all these deals everyone bought

10/29/2022 12:24:14 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Fact: wearing this Gi in any empty space will convince soccer moms that its your gym.

10/4/2022 11:01:06 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I got attacked by a 3 clawed beast and all I got was pink claw marks on my shorts.

9/27/2022 9:31:01 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

If Hu Hefner did BJJ and wasnt a maggot buffet hed endorse this Gi.

9/12/2022 11:19:13 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

I got tapped put once in the brown splat version of these..... Well they ended up brown

9/11/2022 11:03:14 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Move the open Tiger mouth to the crotch and I'll take 3 pairs

9/10/2022 11:02:37 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I personally like the strategic nipple pastie placement of the fluffy patches.

9/10/2022 9:01:31 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

I don't know you!

9/9/2022 1:06:05 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

I talked to him this morning. He said he doesn't miss you

9/15/2022 11:02:51 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Kitty your not the new Dongs so get off our got dang porch.

9/25/2022 6:56:42 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

It only appears for a week though right?

9/28/2022 12:07:32 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

I feel like you prefer dongs on a lot of things. Shirts.....your chin.....pants.....your chin.....did i mention your chin?

11/6/2022 10:18:25 AM

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