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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



I believe this to be the least awful scramble item ive seen on here!

Oh, long live Dongs  
12/20/2022 11:01:09 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)



Its not awful.

Dongs btw.   
11/29/2022 11:01:37 PM
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Tatami Messenger Bag



Sheeeet, i bet that bad boy can hold 6 cheese sticks AND a Capri Sun! Sign me up!  
11/18/2022 11:03:36 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



I bought this in the last rolling deals. Its DOPE! Fits my Gi change of clothes, flip flops and other personal necessities! I would buy this bag all over again!  
11/3/2022 11:04:25 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I miss the dongs guy. The world was a sillier place.   
10/24/2022 11:00:47 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



I have the matching short sleeved rashie and shorts. Great quality and loon good IMO. However, i feel like im wearing a sausage casing with the shirt. Not sure if its the samw with the spads, but i would go a size up. Shorts are by inches so they were fine.   
10/24/2022 12:10:40 AM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing “man i really miss the DONGS guy… man i really miss the DONGS guy”  
9/21/2022 11:06:47 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



No more hanky my panky, we need the DONG guy back!  
9/19/2022 11:01:07 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Rumor has it, DONGS guy got his hands on Epstiens “black book” and some powerful people had him killed. DONGS guy didnt commit suicide!  
9/18/2022 8:01:14 AM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



*sings off key* i would have like to liked to known you, but i was jus ah kiid, your DONGS blew out long bedore, your legend ever diiiid. -Sir Elton John, in his stunning tribute to Dongs Guy  
9/15/2022 6:31:35 AM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



Im not saying that dongs guy was Queen Elizabeth, but he/she hasnt posted since around the time she died…
God save the Dongs.  
9/14/2022 8:09:05 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Rumor has it, Dongs guy signed an exclusive deal with Spotify and can only share his amazing content with them…  
9/13/2022 7:44:24 AM
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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



MAKE DONGS GREAT AGAIN!  
9/10/2022 11:00:25 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Flame comments inbound!!!  
9/6/2022 11:00:43 PM
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93brand "Console" Tee



The comment section in here, nay the world seems a little bit darker today. A little less fun. A little less silly… Dongs guy, i hooe youre out there, living your best life, choking out folks, and having a great weekend. These simple folk dont deserve you…  
9/3/2022 9:10:56 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Ding?
  
8/27/2022 11:01:35 PM
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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



Did Fred Durst design this?  
8/27/2022 9:11:52 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Silly question. I got matching shorts for these. People mentioned that the velcro was a bad thing. Im just curious why that is?

The 1/2 Sumo shorts fit great and are super comfortable and fit securely. Velcro seems to be a non-issue for me personally.   
8/25/2022 7:39:05 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Hmmm, weird dragon patch tramp stamp AND baby blue stitching…. Does it come with a case of oral herpes and bud lite?  
8/19/2022 11:30:44 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



Is going out to have a beer with friends essentially the same as a tea party?  
8/19/2022 5:50:40 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts



Does anyone actually own a pair of Manto shorts? Thoughts?  
8/10/2022 9:33:50 AM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



Rumor has it, DONGS guy died from smoke inhalation while rescuing giant handful of snakes from a burning pet shop.   
8/6/2022 9:43:51 AM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

100% agree!
7/10/2022 9:02:35 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

Lamo, i just had the same idea!
8/13/2022 11:02:21 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

So close!!
8/14/2022 11:01:32 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

NGL, i got some Zima when theu re-released it aboit 5 years ago. It was heavenly!
8/20/2022 1:32:41 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

There is no liking or disliking dongs. Dongs exists with or without approval.

Embracing dongs, or rejecting dongs doesnt matter to dongs. Long live dongs.
8/21/2022 9:14:50 AM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

I honeslty just love the fact that we spend most of the chat discussing dongs guy on bere. I think its hysterical.

On another note, @1ststripe, you or perhaps someone close to you seem to have been hurt by dongs in the past. Would you like to talk abput your feelings? We as a community are here for you.
8/21/2022 12:19:01 PM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

There can be only one…
8/23/2022 10:14:11 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Often immitated, never duplicated. A to the mf’ing Dongs. Accept no substitutes!
8/25/2022 11:05:18 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Missed it by 3 DAMN seconds…

I am shamed
8/27/2022 11:02:00 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Bluebelt, you seem like youre still hung up on stuff from high school or something. Let it go. Your team probably wouldnt have made it to the champion game even if you hadnt hurt your knee or the coach hadnt benched you.

It doesnt define you, youre better than that.

Embrace the dong, or let it go.
8/29/2022 9:50:51 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

No more hanky my panky. The dong need food!
8/30/2022 9:26:02 PM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

First day of the rest of your life?
8/31/2022 11:27:32 PM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Candy ass.
9/1/2022 7:56:51 AM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

What are your thoughts on the Black Eyed Peas?
9/4/2022 12:27:40 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I will say, ingot the half sumo short sleeve rashguard. Its tough AF and all, but damn im gonna have to order up a size next time. Its like wearing a sausage casing… i mean, at least how inthinknit would be wearing one.

Imma stop talking now.
9/7/2022 7:40:47 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

@ZipTiger thanks for the input on Half Sumo. I will def try to remember that next time, as im sure i will buy more of their gear. Thank God the shorts have a measurement tonwork with, lol.
9/7/2022 1:30:03 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Rumor has it, he was last seen at 1stripebluebelts moms house.
9/9/2022 7:00:39 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Im 5’10” 188 and it recommended large for me. I should have gotten an XL in the ahort sleeve version. So, i say, size up.
9/9/2022 6:43:30 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

No
9/9/2022 6:44:04 AM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

As a. Early 50yr old man, i find this highly offensive!

Unless you think it would work?
9/10/2022 10:31:29 AM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

*Navy
9/10/2022 10:32:43 AM
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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

By sperm slingers or gym enforcers?
9/12/2022 8:43:51 AM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

@fauz it does that all the time. If i bought half the stuff is says i buy, i would be living on the streets. Ots some aort of error on the matrix.
9/14/2022 8:06:39 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Aesthetic floral dragon, long sleeve rash guard. Large an XL only
9/17/2022 6:15:12 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Inverted gear, light pearl weave Gi, in lavender color. Sizes A1S A2 A3 A3S A4 A5 available
9/17/2022 6:21:37 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Sorry, for clarification the last one was ultra light pearl weave gi. .
9/17/2022 6:27:14 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

93 brand special edition grappling underwear. Men’s size extra small women’s size large extra large and double extra large only.
9/17/2022 6:35:36 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Platinum jujitsu chocolate with Guy 3.0 size is a three and a five man’s only.
9/17/2022 6:45:04 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

A3 & A5 only. Chocolate monogram 3.0 G.I.
9/17/2022 6:47:04 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas Black or Gray. Blaco sizes 37-40, Gray sizes 37-52
9/17/2022 6:57:50 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

FUJI JESTER GI
A0
A1
A3
A4
A5
9/17/2022 7:24:56 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

A2 sold out in above
9/17/2022 7:29:38 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

93 Brand Spads San Jumperano(sp?)
Mens only
Med
Large
2XL
3XL
9/17/2022 7:40:41 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

MEERKATSU GREY WOLF GI
A0
A1L
9/17/2022 7:48:40 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

PROGRESS PANTHER SHORT SLEEVE RASH GUARD
M
L
XL
9/17/2022 8:00:12 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

S also on above
9/17/2022 8:00:39 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

VENUM ELITE 2.0 GI, BLACK
ALL SIZES
9/17/2022 8:19:37 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

93 BRAND RANKED BELTS 2019 edition
No white belts
Too many sizes to list.

This is my last post.
God save the DONGS
9/17/2022 8:45:29 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

MANTO ROSE GI IN WHITE

NO IDEA OF SIZES. THIS AIMT MY JOB NO MORE
9/17/2022 9:15:28 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

INVERTED GEAR 2022 spads, mens soze small only.
9/17/2022 9:16:05 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

@cutdozzleBJJ you can also soak the area with blood on ot in warm/room temp salted water. I have been doing this for all colors and fabrics for like 20 years and its never let me down. I literally ise a coffee cup amd just stuff the spot in, then take itnoit and wash it the next day.
9/19/2022 7:40:26 AM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I did what @tonyscott said a few weeks back. Customer service got back with me the next day and cancelled the order for me.
9/20/2022 8:12:21 AM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

@sugarloaf,
Pictures or it didnt happen…
9/20/2022 4:30:07 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

@Whodley, just outnof curiosity, do you frel like ot was too small or just poor quality? I got the short sleeved half sumo one amd it was super tight, but i havent noticed any quality issues, but thats just mine. No idea what kind of quality control they have.
9/22/2022 2:20:00 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

This is why i always have wet wipes on hand!
9/28/2022 8:20:32 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Im still not comvinced that Queen Elizabeth wasny DONGS guy. Like, she was probably bored and decided to have some innocent fun. She passes away, DONGS guy dissapears…
10/4/2022 1:01:46 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Well, the upside is that at least you dont want to poop in someone elses pants…
10/9/2022 12:38:46 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

We are Dongs?
10/15/2022 8:12:51 AM
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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Thats some quality trivia right there!
10/18/2022 8:41:50 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Not gonna lie, i think this Gi is incredible. If i wasnt such a cheap a$$, id be all over it.
10/20/2022 8:11:28 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Yeah, grown ass adults who dont give a crap what other people think about the clothes they wear! They’re the worst!
10/24/2022 7:09:37 AM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

The F you want me to do, post an unboxing livestream or something?
11/4/2022 6:41:03 AM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Yes, one big open pocket.
11/4/2022 6:42:34 AM
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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Would you question a Muslim not wanting to wear a rashie with a pig on it?
11/14/2022 8:13:25 AM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Have you ever considered that you might have a giant dong?
11/16/2022 6:46:08 AM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Or, as we say in my house, Monday.
11/21/2022 1:19:50 PM
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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Weren’t their hoodies an “athletic fit”?
11/25/2022 8:24:57 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I really liked the 1/2 Sumo gi. That thing was dope! Am broke though, so no copping…
11/27/2022 12:01:17 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I had a set from back when my kids wrestled. Not fuji brand, but they were phenominal! I sold them like 2 months before i decided to give BJJ a try… Ahh well.
11/27/2022 10:37:16 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

So, if/when they ship the bag, you’ll never shop here again?
11/27/2022 10:35:44 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Im sure you meant to say prolapsed colon. Darn auto-correct got you again!
12/2/2022 6:20:38 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Because ot costs $60 on their site.

See, when something of high quality is offered below normal pricing, its called a deal.

Perhaps you thought they meant “deal” as in a plank of softwood lumber cut to specific dimensions. If so, that certainly must have been confusing! The English language can be difficult to navigate, but with a little more study and applied edfort, you too can learn to easily decipher situations just like this one!

Now run along to recess, you little scamp!
12/2/2022 6:28:00 AM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Seems sus to me. Person mentions they need 3XL, 2 BRAND NEW accounts comment to shame said person. Seems like someone is trying to get some anti fat shamimg sympathy… freaking weird world we’re living in.
12/6/2022 6:52:37 AM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

PHANNY, you might just be my new fav person! That was hilarous!
12/6/2022 12:29:27 PM
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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

I dunno, whatsa matter ECRU?
12/21/2022 9:55:21 AM
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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

DING DONG, DONGS IS BACK!!
THE BIG BAD DONGS,
THE WICKED DONGS!
12/25/2022 5:51:05 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Meerkatsu Unicorn gi. Black. $90, most sizes.

DONT MAKE EXTRA COMMENTS IN THIS THREAD.
1/2/2023 12:05:28 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Half Sumo BJJHQ “limited edition” long sleeve rashie. Only S & L. $37I have the short sleeved one and i recommend soze up.
1/2/2023 12:18:29 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

93 brand console Tee. $14. Mems Xs and S. Womens M, L & XL.
1/2/2023 8:10:59 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Scramble “Tatic” SS rashie. $39 XS, S & M
1/2/2023 8:28:39 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Forgot to afd Choc Chip color. Basically 90’s era desert camo with dark brown in it.
1/2/2023 8:30:21 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Glitch Spads $37 Mens all sizes. Womens S, M & L
1/2/2023 8:33:33 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Womens L has sold out in above
1/2/2023 8:35:02 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Tatami Essential Tri-panel sweatshirt. S&M sizes only.
$29
1/2/2023 8:45:54 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

SCRAMBLE COMBINSTION SHORTS. GREY & BURGANDY $29 MENS XS & S
1/2/2023 8:57:31 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Progress “The Temple” Gi. White $90 sizes A2 A3, A3L & A4
1/2/2023 9:09:43 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Meerkatsu Heavenly something Loua(sp?) spats. $29 mens sizes L, XL & 2XL
1/2/2023 9:30:04 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Lets try this instead.
1/2/2023 9:47:24 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

*this
1/2/2023 9:48:35 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Galliao (sp?) SS rashie. $30 mens sizes S, L, XL 2XL
1/2/2023 9:49:48 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx HPLT shortsLigjtning Camo $35 mens all sizes EXCEPT 32”

Last post. Good luck yall
1/2/2023 9:55:57 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Patricio (sp?) perhaps youre right. I really
meant to say please. Only used all caps to get peoples attention to let newer people know that ettiquite on here normally reserves that in the rolling deal comments we only post the rolling deals.

Spelling and grammer mostakes, eh, who cares. You do you!
1/2/2023 6:28:04 PM
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