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Fuji Maeda Flex Lite Rash Guard - Navy

Is this guy holding two pumpkins in festive anticipation of Halloween...or is he flexin'?

9/27/2024 3:00:47 AM

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Flow Alpine Pro 2.10 BJJ Gi - Blue

Actual reviews on products? What has this site come to?

It's a dark day on bjjhq

9/5/2024 8:40:41 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Muffin top is back. Good to see you ol' buddy

9/2/2024 8:58:28 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

I'm lost in this app. Where are all my people?

Neco arc
Holee chit
Confuscious
Dongs guy
Mr. Frosty
TUNIT and his alter ego con man
Jimmy stoole
And ask the others?

8/10/2024 9:13:19 AM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Has anyone here ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

2/23/2024 11:27:31 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

What'd you guys do with the tatooed muffin top? It appears he's been replaced.

9/30/2023 6:31:23 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

I feel like it should be called 'zebra'

9/3/2022 11:21:56 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

If i catch a white belt hatin black belt wearing one of these...

9/2/2022 6:29:20 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This has become the only relevant social media app available. I enjoy the comments. All of them.

7/10/2022 12:03:32 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

I shred it on top of salads and pasta

7/12/2022 9:13:31 AM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Ship to deroit, swim across the border at night. Retrieve your package and swim back. It's the only way.

7/13/2022 6:52:44 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Whitewalker

7/16/2022 11:54:31 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Stoole

Jimmie stoole.

7/23/2022 11:44:35 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

He knows it's always darkest before the dong

7/25/2022 12:41:57 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Muffin tops

7/25/2022 11:16:26 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I always beat the bots in fortnite. You CAN compete.

7/25/2022 11:21:05 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

You have posted more than the word 'dongs'.... you must now change your name.

7/27/2022 5:33:13 AM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Your name is a lie.

7/27/2022 11:10:14 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Jizzy poole

I mean jimmie stoole.

7/28/2022 12:13:57 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

No-gi, winter, on top of Lake superior.

7/29/2022 11:49:10 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

New name suggestion: i sometimes just post the word dongs

8/1/2022 12:19:02 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Tunit...i suggest a sword
So you can reach the feet of attackers under the stall.

8/1/2022 12:17:10 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Crow, what do your thumbs mean?

8/3/2022 11:03:59 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Rubber or silicone rubber waist band.
I don't think it has a special name.

8/4/2022 9:45:07 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Jimmy.... you can teach dongs how to accept who he is.

8/5/2022 4:21:31 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

I'm not sure i can trust your judgement crow... you buy the deal regardless of where your thumbs point.

8/5/2022 5:09:47 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Not now ivan... we're looking for dongs

8/6/2022 8:34:04 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Pretty good assessment

8/6/2022 6:12:15 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Dongs 2024

8/10/2022 2:43:41 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Twice in one night... I'm impressed

8/12/2022 11:53:13 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

He's not even consistently inconsistent.

8/13/2022 2:37:17 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

De souza, you are mistaken. We care about more than just function.

8/16/2022 6:34:10 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I forgive you

8/17/2022 12:02:29 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

He might be one of those southern hemisphere types

8/19/2022 4:03:01 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I think you can substitute a zima for the bud lite

8/20/2022 8:01:23 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Jimmi you need a brown gi...or possibly a reddish brown if you're over 50.

8/20/2022 8:05:20 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Dongs, what happened to your tuba....

8/21/2022 11:55:32 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

I was tricked. Thanks for showing me the truth fellas.

8/22/2022 9:18:13 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Don't forget your shine box

8/25/2022 4:03:14 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

1. Goodfellas
2. Goodfellas
3/4. Casino / the departed

8/25/2022 1:17:19 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

How long until bjjhq teams up with 1/2 sumo to make a "dongs" shirt?

8/27/2022 2:58:05 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Whitebelts are the thread that holds the bjj community together.... show a white belt you care and buy 'em a black gi.

8/30/2022 11:40:04 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Are we allowed to say 'jiu?' I think the more appropriate term is 'jiuish'

9/4/2022 4:08:53 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Looks more like a hen.

9/5/2022 5:48:29 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

The skeleton used to be a man who trapped bunnies. Eventually, he was choked out by a bunny who would not let go, and the man died. Having learned his lesson, this skeleton man goes around releasing the bunnies he once trapped, spreading the message: just be nice. Notice how appreciative the bunny is.

9/6/2022 11:40:54 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Any insult is assumed at this point. Allow me to explain:
Keylocker used the f-word as a euphemism for 'gays'. While this may be inappropriate he clearly meant no offense.
Tunit called smith a 'peter puffer'... this may be an insult but sounds more like a cigarette.

White belt used the f-word twice, but there is no context...its possible he meant this as a compliment, or even an encouragement.

But i guess i could be wrong.

9/23/2022 10:48:59 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

If anyone tells skeleton jokes...i'll sternum in to the authorities

10/26/2022 8:20:08 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

I heard Australians are really just british convicts. Not sure if it's true.

10/26/2022 9:04:25 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

I refuse to be infuenced by your false identity

10/29/2022 4:50:47 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Do you wear a kilt to chanukah?

11/3/2022 1:30:26 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

It's a better symbol than a donkey. Just sayin

11/4/2022 5:04:07 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Pricemore...we built THIS city on rock and roll. Remember that.

11/4/2022 12:17:39 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Define 'usual'

11/25/2022 11:04:18 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

If Americans are uncultured, is it Asia's fault, since humanity's origins begin west asia? (According to some scholars). I suppose that would make us all 'asian'. Maybe not, i could be wrong.

12/3/2022 9:51:05 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

I have a feeling the leaders at bjjhq actually do need medication. I also have a feeling they don't take their meds. Bad patients.

12/6/2022 10:27:38 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Only toxic gear here. You can find non-toxic bbj gear comments at tj max. Or possibly joann fabrics.

12/13/2022 3:07:35 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Do you like bears?

12/14/2022 6:44:41 AM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Yes...almost worst than if it was an nba uniform. I hope they do a pga polo next, then maybe an olympic volleyball one

12/20/2022 4:34:57 AM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Would you buy if it was a REAL football uniform? (America)

12/20/2022 4:38:30 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

When you say 'gay'... do you mean:
1950's version= happy
1990's version=lame
2010's version=homosexual
2020's version=don't say gay

Or the 2030's version=you decide

12/21/2022 12:30:14 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Communists would have

12/26/2022 7:49:09 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Some people say Jesus put the Jew in Jew Jit Su.
Hes alright with me too.

1/7/2023 8:32:09 AM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

But I'm pretty sure Jacob didn't submit :)

1/7/2023 8:33:08 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

It would be easier if you didnt make mistakes.

1/12/2023 3:02:59 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

It's working...

1/22/2023 12:28:40 AM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

I will not be influenced

2/19/2023 7:14:12 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Anything with loud colors please.

2/26/2023 4:12:13 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

I would buy this.

3/18/2023 6:52:30 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

If anyone should be offended by this snake bag...its the Brits.

I bet prince harry bought one.

3/19/2023 7:21:25 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Don't worry, we supress our own people as well...Hawaii and Alaska are also excluded.

3/20/2023 6:04:35 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Edweirdo....dont fear the reaper.

4/3/2023 11:55:21 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts

I like penguins

4/5/2023 9:56:15 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I would not 'Journey' far for these graphics.

4/18/2023 6:40:41 AM

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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts

These bjj tshirts are getting a bit 'cocky'

4/28/2023 6:49:44 AM

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Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash

Michael!

5/5/2023 11:36:06 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

The bjjhq banners NEVER lie

5/11/2023 12:34:43 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash

Kilometer: a guy one hires to destroy a utility meter. There are several kinds of 'kilometers'... with electric, gas, or water specialties. You can find these craftsman mostly in europe, parts of Australia, and canada.

As for America...we kill our own meters.

5/12/2023 12:11:06 PM

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Tatami Model X - White

I always tell the truth...even when i lie

5/14/2023 5:56:45 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

He could just mean happy, leaving me to assume his age is 97.

5/20/2023 5:34:34 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

If i wear these can i 'interpret' that sentence?

5/30/2023 8:17:39 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

The m6 connects I96 with I196, running through the southern suburbs of Grand Rapids, michigan.

Locals call it the paul henry highway.

6/2/2023 7:19:04 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Jesus put the 'jew' in jiu jitsu.

6/10/2023 1:49:33 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Do they make 'please tread on me' cups? I'd like one of those.

6/18/2023 12:32:07 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

"Scramble and the Varsity Gis" greatest hits (in my opinion)

1). I'll never tap
2) who took my pencil
3) i took your girl to homecoming
4) please excuse my dear aunt sally
5) i made the gym teacher tap
6) settle it on the field
7) settle it on the courts
8) settle it on the mats
9) i made your girl tap
10) armbars and algebra

I

7/8/2023 5:06:57 AM

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Ground Game Yokai 3.0 Spats

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword

8/12/2023 6:57:54 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

*mickey

8/24/2023 6:42:59 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Muffin top lost weight... nice work brother.

9/8/2023 1:26:46 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I swear:
By the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there

I swear:
Like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there

9/12/2023 5:29:21 AM

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Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

I'm worried that the baby doesn't think that people can change.

10/30/2023 2:14:34 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The name has been adjusted for accuracy

11/1/2023 7:19:55 AM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If dongs likes you...i guess i do too.

11/1/2023 7:18:53 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Mine's a loner.

11/30/2023 9:04:41 AM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

They say 'happy Christmas ' in brittish

12/18/2023 1:55:08 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nothing spells usa like a failed anti drug youth progam.

12/20/2023 5:58:43 AM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

You can wear it...provided you pay tribute when you do.

12/22/2023 6:04:12 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Who wins?

Hockey guy vs. Bjj guy. On the ice. No skates.

Hockey guy vs bjj guy, on the mats, skates on.

You decide.

12/24/2023 8:51:11 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 - Black

My rebellious spirit appreciates this thread.

1/10/2024 9:21:10 PM

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Fuji Day Pack Backpack - Navy

Silencing him will only make him stronger

1/12/2024 6:40:36 AM

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Fuji Day Pack Backpack - Navy

Some women have facial hair

1/12/2024 6:39:56 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

KTD... you are wrong. This site is about so much more than jiu jitsu gear. We solve real problems here.

1/13/2024 4:10:19 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Ignorance is bliss

1/17/2024 7:56:12 AM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

You can't shame us. We have no shame.

1/20/2024 5:01:04 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - White

We don't recognize Celsius here....Fahrenheit only.
Fair-in-height.

2/1/2024 6:43:30 AM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Multiple personalities?

2/16/2024 8:01:27 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

We will not be disrespected metric boi.
(Multiple personalities....again)

2/17/2024 6:25:00 AM

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Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

I'm 5'13".

2/18/2024 7:19:39 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

Mr. Fuji is canadian.
We say 5th grade here.

2/22/2024 12:19:05 PM

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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

You are going to upset the celsius recognizers.

2/27/2024 1:02:49 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

The purchase tags seem to indicate a reverse boycott.

Everyone's buyin'.

CUM is rejected...

3/5/2024 6:25:25 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Why should we change?...we're always right.
#Fahrenheit #metric system sucks #11pm eastern standard the only time zone that matters. #daylight savings

3/15/2024 8:22:01 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I like Mongolian barbecue

3/28/2024 10:32:29 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Nestle quick

4/18/2024 11:48:38 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Swiss miss

4/18/2024 11:48:49 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Enfamil

4/18/2024 11:49:20 PM

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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

Change your name to 'carnivore' and you'll be accepted.

4/24/2024 6:54:34 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

What the flock?

5/21/2024 11:54:34 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

If the shepherd evades the police, is he 'on the lamb?'

5/21/2024 12:25:38 PM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

Team 'ram'rod

5/21/2024 12:28:08 PM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

Don't pull the 'wool' over your eyes guys.

5/21/2024 12:29:16 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

See

6/1/2024 11:24:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

What was Australias contribution to manned flight?
(Crickets)

6/2/2024 7:25:43 AM

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Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo

I prefer front and rear ventilation. My sides are good.

8/7/2024 8:39:45 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

All

8/10/2024 9:13:39 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

Welcome, Ackerman.

I hope you are ready for the best time you've ever had in your while life

8/23/2024 7:23:29 AM

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Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard

Ima white belt

8/25/2024 6:24:19 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Bearheart says: if you like working in groups, there are openings at the 'co'cainery.

8/29/2024 6:08:03 AM

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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

I see you fuji. Good one.

9/28/2024 3:46:35 AM

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Parry "Someone Talked" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

his name was robert paulson

10/2/2024 7:23:02 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Da bulls

10/31/2024 6:02:44 AM

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