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Phalanx "Path" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Want the design of OriginUSA but don't want to deal with all that pesky fair trade labor? Well boy does BJJHQ have a deal for you!

12/10/2023 11:10:38 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

Nice! Just in time to get these in November 😁 can't wait to wear these next Halloween

10/26/2023 1:10:56 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Please no. I have no money.

8/15/2023 11:08:41 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

I have this in this color and I love it. Fits my gi and a change of shorts and t shirt. Side pocket fits my keys, wallet, and phone no problem. Bag is also very sturdy.

8/10/2023 12:14:06 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Give us what we want. We want sleeveless gis.

7/26/2023 6:07:14 AM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

What brand makes this again?

6/10/2023 11:26:48 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Oh baby

5/27/2023 11:02:01 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

It's dope but I already own it in short sleeve

5/1/2023 11:03:47 PM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Quite upset I missed that year of the tiger rashie

4/21/2023 11:42:41 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

Stolen Valor gi

4/20/2023 11:03:47 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

How uncouth

4/5/2023 11:06:02 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

If "peaked in highschool" was a gi

3/30/2023 11:02:48 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

What brand is this? I can't tell from the design

3/22/2023 2:46:00 AM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Every pregnant woman in Vegas better take an uber home tonight. The boogeyman is back!

3/5/2023 1:40:21 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

This design would actually be dope if it didn't suck

2/1/2023 3:15:36 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Mids

12/10/2022 11:00:32 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

The no step on snek mug is fine but if you already have the no step on snek bag and you but this matching mug you are kind of a tool

11/16/2022 10:48:12 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Bro i just see red and go crazy

11/11/2022 1:02:25 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Is this IBJJF legal?

11/9/2022 11:57:31 PM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Rolling deals wen

11/7/2022 11:13:07 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

No step on snek

11/4/2022 12:31:08 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Oh cool another piece of recycled garbage that nobody wants

11/3/2022 12:34:06 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Bjjhq be deleting my comments with more cuckery than a discord mod

11/1/2022 11:39:46 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Certified mid

10/30/2022 11:00:48 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

The 3xl sizes will sell out first

10/29/2022 11:03:53 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yall try and give us this rash guard every month and every month it looks like shit

10/27/2022 11:28:29 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

I want this but I have too many goddamn hoodies

10/26/2022 12:06:38 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

When I wear this I just see red and go crazy bro. That jujutsu shit don't work on me. They don't know my mentality.

10/24/2022 11:14:44 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

People who wear this say "it was more of a crank" to black belts

10/21/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Whoever designed this peaked during their highschool baseball career

10/12/2022 12:36:18 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

I didn't know bjjhq sold cake

9/29/2022 11:10:53 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Not even Tom Hardy could make this gi look cool

9/25/2022 11:22:08 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

If 'peaked in highschool' was a gi

9/9/2022 11:24:27 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Should be a 100kg hammer iykyk

9/6/2022 5:41:37 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Do these shorts adequately show my balls?

8/29/2022 11:39:52 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

You all berated dongs for a simple misunderstanding and now, in our time of need, he is absent. Look what you animals have done. Dongs, if you're out there, I love you. Please come back.

8/6/2022 7:54:24 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

I'll never understand these kinds of shorts. Why even wear spats if they only go 1/2 an inch past the shorts?

8/4/2022 11:17:18 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Big fan if their rash guards and spats. If the gi is even half as good as them this'll be worth it

7/27/2022 8:35:11 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

Can we get some better flavors for the soap? I already ate all mine and they all tasted like crap

7/11/2022 11:34:38 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

At least I got my soap. I can finally take a shower

7/9/2022 11:01:09 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

RIP my bald brethren whomst asked for soap

7/2/2022 11:02:03 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

This is the first thing from meerkat I've seen that doesn't suck. But it's definitely not $40 good.

5/30/2022 9:35:11 PM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

RIP harambe

5/2/2022 7:34:43 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

I got a dope scramble rash guard last week from here

4/29/2022 8:09:52 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Did you end up getting the lavender one that game up last night?

4/30/2022 8:24:10 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Yesterday's deals were cash

5/1/2022 1:33:28 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

This is in fact not a tiger

6/2/2022 8:27:58 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Years ago dudes would sleep on the mats overnight at our gym. Those Brazilians would train day and night man

7/26/2022 7:09:06 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Bro you wear pjs every time you train

7/26/2022 4:15:48 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Put some hydrogen peroxide on the stain and a couple drops of dawn dish soap the blood will come out every time

7/27/2022 8:31:39 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Not sure why it says bought this deal but I most certainly did not

8/4/2022 11:25:32 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Found the guy that wears speedos so he can show the whole class his balls

8/5/2022 3:04:31 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

You are a false prophet and you must be culled

8/29/2022 11:39:22 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

@genericwhiteguy they run like a half size small which is kinda weird. But definitely not japanese style. I'm in between a medium and a large and half sumo large fits me perfectly. However japanese rash guards I need a 2xl or I'm bursting out of it

9/7/2022 11:04:16 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

You are a false prophet and you will be shunned like the rest

10/14/2022 10:45:21 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

I agree. It should say either juicy or oil check zone

10/14/2022 11:07:13 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

They were sold like a day or two ago

10/16/2022 7:06:41 AM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

That's obviously a bukkake nigiri

10/21/2022 6:08:52 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I can help. Just send me your credit card info, social security #, a picture of your driver's license, mother's maiden name, name of your first pet, a blood sample, a stool sample, and a picture of every room in your house

10/28/2022 12:32:29 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Have you considered being better at jiujitsu?

10/30/2022 11:06:11 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

No tunit you're confusing blast doubled with double blasted

11/2/2022 2:55:02 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Then you get neither any tea nor crumpets.

11/4/2022 12:32:39 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

No

11/4/2022 1:47:49 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I have a large scramble rash guard and it fits perfectly. I'm 6'2 180lbs

11/5/2022 9:33:21 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

It does but you will in turn get broccoli ear

11/9/2022 11:32:01 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Jiraiya is not very catholic of you

11/14/2022 7:51:08 AM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

It's called swag jake

11/19/2022 9:08:01 AM

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Phalanx "Glitch" Spats

I wear spats and a skirt for optimal tea bagging

11/29/2022 11:18:09 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

He hath risen

12/24/2022 11:08:52 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

That's where you went wrong. I don't ever shower for that reason.

12/24/2022 11:09:35 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

I can't wear this because my nipples are too small

12/28/2022 11:33:59 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

5th deal: L Gi BT unicorn

1/2/2023 12:05:24 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Soaps back

1/2/2023 3:45:06 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Damn I saw someone way cooler and sexier said exactly that like 3 days ago

2/9/2023 1:18:52 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

No, you have to wait until your 5th stripe

2/21/2023 10:47:00 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

93 brand tea tree shower gel next time. Or else I'm gonna oil check you

2/26/2023 7:20:58 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

These get posted every week

3/28/2023 11:10:24 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Is the same exact design just short sleeve I'm pretty sure. There's also matching spats

5/2/2023 8:02:53 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Head and shoulders bro. It's antifungal

5/28/2023 7:52:33 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

No sleeve rashies when?

5/30/2023 11:32:46 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

No

10/26/2023 1:11:14 AM

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Inverted Gear Starter BJJ Gi 2023 - White

Missed it 2 days ago bro

10/26/2023 11:02:02 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

All those bjj traditionalists that say scarf doesn't work are lying to themselves. Scarf is older than jiujitsu

10/28/2023 9:07:02 AM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

Bro you wear spandex

11/21/2023 1:05:43 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

I roll with spats over my shorts

12/1/2023 12:08:25 PM

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